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Commander Riker why didn't you and your transporter clone get into a menage a troi with Troi to prove it really is better in stereo?
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Commander Riker, where do you keep the Captain's Log?
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Commander Riker, how come you keep turning down your own command? Are you afraid of responsibility?
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Darth Nostril wrote:Commander Riker why didn't you and your transporter clone get into a menage a troi with Troi to prove it really is better in stereo?
Commander Riker, on that note, did you every consider just getting it on with your transporter clone? After all, he's the only person you're ever going to be happy with.
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El Moose Monstero wrote:Commander Riker...where is Padme? Is she alright?
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She's alright, in my bed...
Darth Nostril wrote:Commander Riker why didn't you and your transporter clone get into a menage a troi with Troi to prove it really is better in stereo?
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We did.
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General Zod wrote:Commander Riker, how come you keep turning down your own command? Are you afraid of responsibility?
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Baldy and I have an... unspoken agreement.
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What makes you think I haven't.
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Baldy and I have an... unspoken agreement.
In this unspoken agreement are you the top or the bottom?
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General Zod wrote:In this unspoken agreement are you the top or the bottom?
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You want to ask me that again?
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Commander Riker, if you were in a fight and your shirt was ripped off, what would you do?
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More importantly, what would happen if you were facing Captain James T Kirk after his shirt has been ripped?
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Commander Riker, what are your thoughts on pink foam?
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Commander Riker, how incredibly smug can you be? And can this level of smugness match that of the cast of The West Wing in any way?
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eion wrote:Alright, Commander Riker. What about Mr. Crusher? :wink:
Let me show you the last guy who asked this question. There's his head. You don't want to know what happened to the rest of him.
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Commander Riker, is it true that you uniform is, due to a supply yeomans error, really just pajamas? :shock:
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Commander Riker, what do you feed your beard with?
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'Secondly, I don't see why "income inequality" is a bad thing. Poverty is not an injustice. There is no such thing as causes for poverty, only causes for wealth. Poverty is not a wrong, but taking money from those who have it to equalize incomes is basically theft, which is wrong.' - Typical Randroid

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Force Lord wrote:Commander Riker, if you were in a fight and your shirt was ripped off, what would you do?
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Get a new shirt.
The Spartan wrote:More importantly, what would happen if you were facing Captain James T Kirk after his shirt has been ripped?
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Remove his toupee.
J wrote:Commander Riker, what are your thoughts on pink foam?
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Pink foam is responsible or some of the best times of my life.
RogueIce wrote:Commander Riker, how incredibly smug can you be? And can this level of smugness match that of the cast of The West Wing in any way?
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I can take it a step beyond that and beat the smugness of Studio 60 Aaron Sorkin.
eion wrote:Follow-up question: Commander Riker, is maintaining a headless fuckdroid a lot of work? Where do you store him when you're not using him?
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Don't ever suggest things like that again, asshole.
Uncluttered wrote:Commander Riker, is it true that you uniform is, due to a supply yeomans error, really just pajamas? :shock:
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Captain Riker, do you think the cake is a lie?
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'Secondly, I don't see why "income inequality" is a bad thing. Poverty is not an injustice. There is no such thing as causes for poverty, only causes for wealth. Poverty is not a wrong, but taking money from those who have it to equalize incomes is basically theft, which is wrong.' - Typical Randroid

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Commander Riker, do the people of the 24th century see Perry v. Schwarzenegger as a landmark case in equality?
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Commander Riker, is it true that Picard refuses to join the Hair Club for Men because Kirk is a spokesperson.
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Commander Riker, how are you able to handle lame questions without flying into a murderous rage?
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Put back into testing and stickified it so people can still participate without the autodelete getting the thread (after clearing it with Dalton).

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Big Orange wrote:Captain Riker, do you think the cake is a lie?
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What cake?
eion wrote:Commander Riker, do the people of the 24th century see Perry v. Schwarzenegger as a landmark case in equality?
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I'm not sure how to tell you this, but things went way backwards in the 24th century. It's illegal now.
Temujin wrote:Commander Riker, is it true that Picard refuses to join the Hair Club for Men because Kirk is a spokesperson.
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Kirk has been dead for 100 years so I don't think that is the problem.
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Commander Riker, can you describe the results of the shaving-cream-and-a-feather trick on Lt. Commander Worf?
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Dave wrote:Commander Riker, can you describe the results of the shaving-cream-and-a-feather trick on Lt. Commander Worf?
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My cat won't obey me and I've tried everything. Can you command her, Riker?
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