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Commander Riker, what are your thoughts on shipping? Do you feel that Kirk was really meant to be with Spock?
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Commander Riker, is the Federation really Godless Commieland?
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Commander Riker, where are the stairs onboard the Enterprise-D?
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Big Orange wrote:Commander Riker, where are the stairs onboard the Enterprise-D?
Commander Riker, and on that note, do you have contingency plans in case you're boarded by Daleks?
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Commander, you are a man renowned for saying, "I like a bit of everything" when someone asks you what sort of music you like.

With that in mind, who is your favourite industrial black metal band and why?
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Commander Riker, what do you think of Rick Berman and Brannon Braga?
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Commander Riker, what should I do to keep from setting off everyone elses' gaydars?
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RogueIce wrote:[Commander Riker, which movie Batman do you prefer (out of these options):

And why?

Also: did you enjoy the movie Speed Racer?
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Bale. Because things blow up.

Speed racer was awesome, because things blew up.
General Zod wrote:Commander Riker, what are your thoughts on shipping? Do you feel that Kirk was really meant to be with Spock?
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Stairs were outlawed in 2105.
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Rye wrote:Commander, you are a man renowned for saying, "I like a bit of everything" when someone asks you what sort of music you like.

With that in mind, who is your favourite industrial black metal band and why?
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Commander Riker, have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
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'Secondly, I don't see why "income inequality" is a bad thing. Poverty is not an injustice. There is no such thing as causes for poverty, only causes for wealth. Poverty is not a wrong, but taking money from those who have it to equalize incomes is basically theft, which is wrong.' - Typical Randroid

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Commander Riker, what... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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Pimp-daddy D of the USS Thuggaprise, why did you lose your beard in those two animations used in response to other questions?
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Commander Riker, given your love of Spandex and your aptitude for telekinetic martial arts, have you ever considered becoming a Power Ranger?
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Commander Riker, why are we so blind to see that the ones we hurt are you and me?
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Commander Riker, on the topic of MILFs, how old is too old?
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Commander Riker, are you getting sick of this thread? Be honest.
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Commander Riker, what are your thoughts on the "half your age plus 7" rule?
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I wrote:Commander Riker, are you getting sick of this thread Jaerimuse? Be honest.
Question improved.
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Big Orange wrote:Commander Riker, have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
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This is why you never rub another man's rhubarb.
Akhlut wrote:Pimp-daddy D of the USS Thuggaprise, why did you lose your beard in those two animations used in response to other questions?
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It can't be gone it can't be!
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Too old?
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Well, that joke had a good run. Would you agree... Commander Riker? :)
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D'awww I was going to ask Commander Riker if he knew wht Instant Sunrise was taking so many screen caps from TNG
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Commander Riker, what do you have to say about allegations that you are Wesley Crusher's biological father?
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Commander Riker, do you spit or swallow?
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Commander Riker, is your beard really another fist?
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Commander Riker, what do you think of the Raping of your character that occurred in the Enterprise Finale?
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Commander Riker, are you sick of us?
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