SSID suggestions

[Braedley]

So my neighbours are (once again) being asinine. To get my message across, I'm going to change the SSID for my wifi. Which of the above messages do you recommend?

Also, changes or totally different messages are welcome.

[The Spartan]

Presumably you've already asked them to keep it down to now avail so I'll ask this: Why is filing a noise complaint not an option?

[Alferd Packer]

"She cheats on you every Thursday afternoon."

Also, you should probably file a complaint with your landlord.

[Braedley]

Not an option because of the time of day. And I may have been a little loud last night (albeit not as loud as they are now). If it were am hour and a half later, then I wouldn't have a problem forcing them to turn down the music, but since it's only 8:40, I have basically no legs to stand on.

[Braedley]

Also, I've lost pretty much all faith in the property management corporation doing anything in any reasonable amount of time (my bathroom window still hasn't been fixed).

[J]

I think this calls for a more creative and out of the box solution. Ok, here's what you do. The next time your neighbours annoy you take a quick shower but don't dry off. Wrap a small towel around your waist (the smaller the better) then bang real hard on their door, when you hear them coming to open the door breathe heavily, grunt a bit and look as angry as you can. When they open the door just stand there and keep doing that for a few seconds while glaring at them, breathe through your teeth as if you can barely contain your homocidal rage and say "will you please keep that music down?"

[Braedley]

As inventive as that is, J, I don't think I could pull off the old stooge look.

[Isil`Zha]

"We can all hear you fucking."

[Temujin]

Also, I've lost pretty much all faith in the property management corporation doing anything in any reasonable amount of time (my bathroom window still hasn't been fixed).

That's one of the things that really sucks about apartments. If it ain't crappy neighbors, it's inattentive management; and sometimes it's both.

Renting even a small house is better, at least you have more separation from any neighbors. Problem is the cost.

[muse]

As inventive as that is, J, I don't think I could pull off the old stooge look.

I think she just wants to see pictures of you running around in a towel when you end up on the evening news.

"he seemed like such a normal person, then one day he just lost it and the next thing I know he was trying to break down my door wearing only a towel..."