Just got the ultrasound results....
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Just got the ultrasound results....
and it's a BOY! I had to come straight back to the office, so I'll post pictures later. Now all we need is a name for the little guy. Right now our top choices are going for a junior (Kodiak Jr.), Owen, or Malcolm. I'm open to suggestions.
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You brown nose.
I suggest Timothy.
I suggest Timothy.
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Given that you're now at post 666, might I suggest: Old Nick?
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First off let me tell you, a Jr means your a dick. Three Jr's mean your entering the George Forman scale(Five+ kids all named George). I mean come on, can you think of a bigger dick move then naming your kid after yourself?Kodiak wrote:and it's a BOY! I had to come straight back to the office, so I'll post pictures later. Now all we need is a name for the little guy. Right now our top choices are going for a junior (Kodiak Jr.), Owen, or Malcolm. I'm open to suggestions.
May I recommend naming the kid after ooh I don't know old Final Fantasy Villains or perhaps former Prime Ministers of Canada?
That's how you get a name you'll remember and will set you child on the path to success
Or you know, you can set him on the path to failure and call him something like Owen. Malcolm is only passable if you give him some sort of kick ass middle name.
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My biggest obstacle is the wife. I want to give the boy a name like Cyrus or Maximilian or even Omicron, but then she comes back with names like Riley or Kale. It's a compromise, honestly, and I'll keep you all posted as this develops.Mr Bean wrote:First off let me tell you, a Jr means your a dick. Three Jr's mean your entering the George Forman scale(Five+ kids all named George). I mean come on, can you think of a bigger dick move then naming your kid after yourself?Kodiak wrote:and it's a BOY! I had to come straight back to the office, so I'll post pictures later. Now all we need is a name for the little guy. Right now our top choices are going for a junior (Kodiak Jr.), Owen, or Malcolm. I'm open to suggestions.
May I recommend naming the kid after ooh I don't know old Final Fantasy Villains or perhaps former Prime Ministers of Canada?
That's how you get a name you'll remember and will set you child on the path to success
Or you know, you can set him on the path to failure and call him something like Owen. Malcolm is only passable if you give him some sort of kick ass middle name.
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My wife and I chose a standard name because "Megatron" didn't go with our last name. And she would have kicked my ass. Congrats, Kodiak.
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QFT. Jr is a dick move.Mr Bean wrote:First off let me tell you, a Jr means your a dick. Three Jr's mean your entering the George Forman scale(Five+ kids all named George). I mean come on, can you think of a bigger dick move then naming your kid after yourself?Kodiak wrote:and it's a BOY! I had to come straight back to the office, so I'll post pictures later. Now all we need is a name for the little guy. Right now our top choices are going for a junior (Kodiak Jr.), Owen, or Malcolm. I'm open to suggestions.
I recommend something like Zachariah. Or just plain Zachary. Or Alexander. Unacceptable names include: one-syllable names and names that start with a "J". Don't call him Cecil either, because that will just get him beaten up. Also, celtic names that are spelt completely differently from the way they sound are also poor form.
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Bob. Bob is a good, solid name.
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My name is Michael. I was self-aggrandizing, not brown-nosing.tim31 wrote:You brown nose.
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Lucifer. Or George Bush.
Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!
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Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!
If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
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Benedict.
Benedict is a strong name.
Benedict is a strong name.
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Your missing her tatic, you come back with slightly off the wall names(Which will set your child on THE PATH TO GREATNESS!) and she comes back with lazy-mctop ten baby names list.Kodiak wrote:
My biggest obstacle is the wife. I want to give the boy a name like Cyrus or Maximilian or even Omicron, but then she comes back with names like Riley or Kale. It's a compromise, honestly, and I'll keep you all posted as this develops.
Which is why you need to build a list of crazy names and then end it off with a named filled with success but so resonable that she's jump on it.
List of Unreasonable names to good for your child.
Grigori, Lex, Viktor, Gaius, Saul, Conan and of course Mumm-Ra
Satisfied that your wife is now conviced you are insane right after the Mumm-Ra you hit her with your fake actual selection which she will counter and then hit her with the real name you want. For your fakeout I suggest Adolf.
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Cundellini.
Then, years from now when society breaks down, he and his friend Toecutter can find Max's wife, Jessie, and say, "This is Cundellini. And Cundellini want's his hand back..."
Then, years from now when society breaks down, he and his friend Toecutter can find Max's wife, Jessie, and say, "This is Cundellini. And Cundellini want's his hand back..."
Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!
If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!
If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
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How about Bruce?
That way, the middle name can be Wayne.
That way, the middle name can be Wayne.
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I thought I had a brilliant suggestion, but this tops everything.Gandalf wrote:How about Bruce?
That way, the middle name can be Wayne.
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I think I might substitute Optimus for Mumm-Ra, but I do like your suggestion. Also, Bruce Wayne is sheer Brilliance but I'm afraid it might lead to my wife and I getting shot outside a theater when he's 10.Mr Bean wrote:Your missing her tatic, you come back with slightly off the wall names(Which will set your child on THE PATH TO GREATNESS!) and she comes back with lazy-mctop ten baby names list.Kodiak wrote:
My biggest obstacle is the wife. I want to give the boy a name like Cyrus or Maximilian or even Omicron, but then she comes back with names like Riley or Kale. It's a compromise, honestly, and I'll keep you all posted as this develops.
Which is why you need to build a list of crazy names and then end it off with a named filled with success but so resonable that she's jump on it.
List of Unreasonable names to good for your child.
Grigori, Lex, Viktor, Gaius, Saul, Conan and of course Mumm-Ra
Satisfied that your wife is now conviced you are insane right after the Mumm-Ra you hit her with your fake actual selection which she will counter and then hit her with the real name you want. For your fakeout I suggest Adolf.
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Optimus works as well. However if your worried about being shot may I suggest never going to "the theater" after the kid hits about age six? You can watch DVD's until he's 14 can't you?Kodiak wrote:
I think I might substitute Optimus for Mumm-Ra, but I do like your suggestion. Also, Bruce Wayne is sheer Brilliance but I'm afraid it might lead to my wife and I getting shot outside a theater when he's 10.
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Kodiak, you're a genuinely good guy who even put up with my Mormon magic underwear comments. Congrats dude.
Now stop having kids, damnit. The planet is running out of resources. Just busting your balls, bro...
Now stop having kids, damnit. The planet is running out of resources. Just busting your balls, bro...
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Don't go to the theatre, then. Plays aren't that good usually, anyway. Go to the cinema instead! Or the circus. I doubt there's an alternate reality where Batman's parents were shot outside a circus.
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There is- Dick Grayson's parents are shot inside a theatre and he becomes Batman and Bruce Wayne's are shot outside a circus so he becomes Grayson's sidekick, Robin.Phantasee wrote:Don't go to the theatre, then. Plays aren't that good usually, anyway. Go to the cinema instead! Or the circus. I doubt there's an alternate reality where Batman's parents were shot outside a circus.
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:facepalm:MRDOD wrote:There is- Dick Grayson's parents are shot inside a theatre and he becomes Batman and Bruce Wayne's are shot outside a circus so he becomes Grayson's sidekick, Robin.Phantasee wrote:Don't go to the theatre, then. Plays aren't that good usually, anyway. Go to the cinema instead! Or the circus. I doubt there's an alternate reality where Batman's parents were shot outside a circus.
Of course there is. Fucking Robin.
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Mormon children are raised on a strict diet of JelloTM and casserole made of leftovers (ever had a casserole casserole?) until they're 18, at which point we send them off to BYU or the UofU or maybe just a JC until they go on their mission. I've seen many Mormon families where they give all their kids names with the same first letter (Joseph, Jeremy, John, Jennie, Janice, Judy, etc.) and I vowed to put an end to that. As well I foreswore any and all "alternative spellings" to common names (my wife has a friend whose daughter is Madylenne- WTF was wrong with Madeline?). I think all in all we're planning on having 4 or 5 kids (my wife has the final say, really) and I'm fortunate enough to have a degree where I can provide for them.Superman wrote:Kodiak, you're a genuinely good guy who even put up with my Mormon magic underwear comments. Congrats dude.
Now stop having kids, damnit. The planet is running out of resources. Just busting your balls, bro...
And yes, DVD's until little Bruce Wayne Kodiak is 14 would surely be doable.
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I'm a big fan of very solid, traditional names. Just look at how I named my own sons: David and Matthew.Kodiak wrote:and it's a BOY! I had to come straight back to the office, so I'll post pictures later. Now all we need is a name for the little guy. Right now our top choices are going for a junior (Kodiak Jr.), Owen, or Malcolm. I'm open to suggestions.
Just remember that he might have to give his name to someone over the phone someday. It's nice to have a name where nobody ever has to ask twice.Kodiak wrote:My biggest obstacle is the wife. I want to give the boy a name like Cyrus or Maximilian or even Omicron, but then she comes back with names like Riley or Kale. It's a compromise, honestly, and I'll keep you all posted as this develops.Mr Bean wrote:First off let me tell you, a Jr means your a dick. Three Jr's mean your entering the George Forman scale(Five+ kids all named George). I mean come on, can you think of a bigger dick move then naming your kid after yourself?
May I recommend naming the kid after ooh I don't know old Final Fantasy Villains or perhaps former Prime Ministers of Canada?
That's how you get a name you'll remember and will set you child on the path to success
Or you know, you can set him on the path to failure and call him something like Owen. Malcolm is only passable if you give him some sort of kick ass middle name.
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Congrats on your fitness maximizing male offspring may he provide you many many grandkids, not necessarily all with the same females (You might not prefer this, but genetic variation is good) so as to increase the genetic diversity of your grand-progeny and (through increased chances that at least some of your offspring have adaptive phenotypes) ensure the representation of your genes in the gene pool until an asteroid or nuclear holocaust wipes out humanity
Also: I would go with Owen. I know an unbelievably sexy US Marine/Primatologist named Owen, you cant go wrong with that one.
Also: I would go with Owen. I know an unbelievably sexy US Marine/Primatologist named Owen, you cant go wrong with that one.
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