Super Smash Battle

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-08-11 03:14pm

WHO WOULD WIN!

It's a free for all, no special items.

Mario, jumping expert with fist as strong as steel.
Sonic, superfast hedgehog with a razor sharp back.
Megaman, the blue bomber, Mega Buster with the ability to charge up shots.
Crash Bandicoot, fucking pussy.
Conker, if you've played bad fur day, you know, one bad mother fucker. Able to hover shortly and I don't want to know where he pulls that frying pan out from.

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-08-11 03:35pm

Difficult. Crash and Conker are the first out, 'cause they're
a) weaklings
b) lack the cult status
c) not classics
Next out is Mario, cause all he can win against in a fight are cute-looking little turtles and ghosts.
It's a head on head between Sonic and Mega Man.
Though, I'd rather go with Sonic, since he's repeatedly shown the capability to dodge plasma shots in the old Sonic cartoon show.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-08-11 05:08pm

Hmm Depends, Where are they fighting?

VF5SS · Post by **VF5SS** » 2002-08-11 05:12pm

Does Megaman also get to use Rush and Rush armor? Even without Rushy, Megsman's got the power to take Sonic down. He can take more hits any of these clowns

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-08-11 06:32pm

I don't see why people are underestimating Mario. HE CAN SMASH APART BLOCKS OF BRICK WITH HIS BARE HANDS OVER AND OVER AGAIN! He can lift up bowser who is 3 or 4 times his size and wieghs much much more.

Takes place in a small arena, so that sonic isn't hampered very much speed wise but can't get to the a speed where he'd be unbeatable.

I though have to go with Megaman cause he has projectiles and can take the most abuse.

VF5SS · Post by **VF5SS** » 2002-08-11 07:13pm

YEAH! GO MEGAMAN! WOOO!

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2002-08-11 07:44pm

Sonic all the damn way.
No Tails, he would just fuck everything up.

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2002-08-11 07:44pm

Sonic all the damn way.
No Tails, he would just fuck everything up.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-08-11 09:54pm

No special items? Like no cape from Super Mario World? Because with the cape, Mario can fly, reflect projectiles, and smash up the ground, making it a hazard to run too fast.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-08-11 10:06pm

Yeah, but with special items conker would get all his guns, megaman would get boss abilities and rush/beat advantages.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-08-11 10:11pm

Oh. Well, then Sonic all the way.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2002-08-11 11:16pm

All bow to the mighty MegaMan.

Mr. B · Post by **Mr. B** » 2002-08-11 11:49pm

Conker, I like squirels.

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