More proof Paris Hilton is a fake

Alyeska · Post by **Alyeska** » 2005-11-30 05:25pm

Strange how she looks exactly the same in every single photo. She is completely fake.

Metatwaddle · Post by **Metatwaddle** » 2005-11-30 05:28pm

That's really fucking strange. I don't know what it says about her, though, except that she only knows one way to smile for cameras.

Battlehymn Republic · Post by **Battlehymn Republic** » 2005-11-30 05:28pm

You're the man now, dog.

Metatwaddle · Post by **Metatwaddle** » 2005-11-30 05:35pm

Out of curiosity, did you have to flip any of those to get that effect, or does she look at the camera from the same side every time?

Jim Raynor · Post by **Jim Raynor** » 2005-11-30 05:36pm

Anyone else notice that Paris' face looks a lot better when it's viewed from the side, rather than straight? I think that's why she only uses that one stupid pose for all her pictures.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2005-11-30 05:43pm

Two weeks ago Shirley MacLaine criticised Hilton for doing it:

IMDB wrote:MacLaine Blasts Hilton for Her Red Carpet Pose

Shirley MacLaine has blasted Paris Hilton for her determination to grab headlines no matter what. The veteran actress discussed Hilton's stardom during a chat for Interview magazine, during which the Terms Of Endearment star admitted she's sick of the socialite. She fumed, "Paris Hilton just thinks that any publicity is good publicity. What is that...? I like her little dog, I guess."

MacLaine admits the thing about The Simple Life star that most annoys her is the way she seems to stand in all her posed photographs. She added, "I just wish she would change her stance when she's having her picture taken. I'm so sick of that look. You know, please turn around and stick your tongue out at me from the back or something."

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2005-11-30 06:06pm

Who the hell gives a fuck and why? Why would you give even more attention to a person who is known only for being a center of attention?

desertjedi · Post by **desertjedi** » 2005-11-30 06:08pm

Someone told me she has a lazy eye and that particular pose helps to hide it from the camera... true or not? I dunno.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2005-11-30 06:18pm

That is incredibly creepy.

kheegster · Post by **kheegster** » 2005-11-30 06:40pm

In what way is she allegedly a fake? As in there is no such person as Paris Hilton, and that her existence is one big hoax?

The problem with the OP claim is that only one counter-example is required to disprove it, and I've certainly seen pictures of her which weren't in that pose.

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2005-11-30 09:04pm

She was created with the same program as S1M0NE. Think about it...have you ever met her in person?

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2005-11-30 09:05pm

I'd still hit it.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2005-11-30 09:08pm

She's really Mikhail Gorbachev. I mean, have you ever seen them in the same room?

TimothyC · Post by **TimothyC** » 2005-11-30 09:20pm

Am I the only one that saw this and thought "Zoolander"?

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2005-11-30 09:29pm

I saw a girl walking around like Paris Hilton stands for her poses. With the body tilted back like that. She looked like she was walking as if she was 8 months pregnant. I laughed my ass off.

felineki · Post by **felineki** » 2005-11-30 09:37pm

Discombobulated wrote:Out of curiosity, did you have to flip any of those to get that effect, or does she look at the camera from the same side every time?

Considering that many of the frames appear to have flipped text, I would say yes.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2005-11-30 09:40pm

felineki wrote:
Discombobulated wrote:Out of curiosity, did you have to flip any of those to get that effect, or does she look at the camera from the same side every time?
Considering that many of the frames appear to have flipped text, I would say yes.

Would that make any real difference though? It's still the exact same facial expression.

Molyneux · Post by **Molyneux** » 2005-11-30 10:16pm

I knew it...she's an android! Her and Dick Clark!

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2005-11-30 10:20pm

Crap! There's a Gamecube in one of those! [Vader]Noooooo![/Vader]

That's just plain weird.

Dennis Toy · Post by **Dennis Toy** » 2005-11-30 10:25pm

knew it...she's an android! Her and Dick Clark!

knew that all along, Her, Dick Clark. Bob Barker, Ann Coulter, and Dick Cheney are all androids.

Duckie · Post by **Duckie** » 2005-11-30 10:27pm

Darth Yoshi wrote:Crap! There's a Gamecube in one of those! [Vader]Noooooo![/Vader]

That's just plain weird.

Upon freezeframing, one of them also has Soul Caliber in it.

Molyneux · Post by **Molyneux** » 2005-11-30 10:50pm

MRDOD wrote:
Darth Yoshi wrote:Crap! There's a Gamecube in one of those! [Vader]Noooooo![/Vader]

That's just plain weird.
Upon freezeframing, one of them also has Soul Caliber in it.

I know that "Caliber" is the correct spelling of the word, but the name of the game is Soul Calibur.

PrinceofLowLight · Post by **PrinceofLowLight** » 2005-11-30 11:16pm

Bill Maher wrote: New Rule:
Heir Head

You can't be famous for nothing. Paris Hilton can't be in the papers anymore unless she kills someone, marries J. Lo, or ODs.

Also, her head is too small and she only has one facial expression. I know that's not a rule, but someone has to say it.[/b]

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2005-11-30 11:19pm

Alyeska wrote:[img]<snip>[/img]

Strange how she looks exactly the same in every single photo. She is completely fake.

Does anyone really give a shit?

Alyeska · Post by **Alyeska** » 2005-11-30 11:22pm

Looking at her Wikipedia picture. ITS THE SAME FUCKING POSE.

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