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A naked man was found having intercourse with a horse in a stable on McCaffery Road around 6:30 a.m. on Nov. 17. Flathead County Sheriff Jim Dupont said the man, still nude, fled on foot when the owner of the horse entered the stable.
"He left his boots and a bottle of hand lotion behind," Dupont said.
http://bigforkeagle.com/index.asp?Sec=C ... 964&arch=y
"It appears we have a serial horse rapist," Dupont said
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This is nearly as funny as that guy fucking a goat as a train went by or that guy fucking a road cone in the street.
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What....the....fuck.....:wtf:

hahaha imagine trying to explain that

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Look... I've seen shows on TV where people stick their whole arm up a horse's vagina/anus. That's not going to be anywhere near a tight fit....
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LadyTevar wrote:Look... I've seen shows on TV where people stick their whole arm up a horse's vagina/anus. That's not going to be anywhere near a tight fit....
Ahh...i saw that on jackass...*shudders*
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A naked man was found having intercourse with a horse in a stable on McCaffery Road around 6:30 a.m. on Nov. 17. Flathead County Sheriff Jim Dupont said the man, still nude, fled on foot when the owner of the horse entered the stable.
"He left his boots and a bottle of hand lotion behind," Dupont said.
http://bigforkeagle.com/index.asp?Sec=C ... 964&arch=y
"It appears we have a serial horse rapist," Dupont said
:shock: :shock: :shock: :wtf: :wtf:
Huh...Arminius finally graduated to horses, I guess.

Let this serve as a warning folks, donkeys are a gateway bestiality fetish. Next he'll be raping three-toed sloths or something.
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This is where sodomy gets funny..... :D
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LadyTevar wrote:Look... I've seen shows on TV where people stick their whole arm up a horse's vagina/anus. That's not going to be anywhere near a tight fit....
I hope you know that vets do that, as well as horse breeders.
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I dont know what's stupider, having sex with a horse, or having sex with a POLICE horse!!!
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I dont know what's stupider, having sex with a horse, or having sex with a POLICE horse!!!
Maybe he wanted to fuck over the police? *ba da BUM*

No, not funny? No laugh? Not even a titter? *sigh* Ah well...

Seriously though, this is disturbing. Generally intercourse is best when kept WITHIN YOUR SPECIES!
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Is it just sickos who get their kicks by doing it with animals,or are they trying some freaky cross-breeding program.
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Montcalm wrote:Is it just sickos who get their kicks by doing it with animals,or are they trying some freaky cross-breeding program.
Hey, maybe its because he saw it done on Jerry Springer..... ;)


btw, I like the change to your avatar. :P
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Horses stolen, victimized near Echo Lake

"It appears we have a serial horse rapist," Dupont said.


The sheriff's office is investigating, and Dupont advised horse owners to be vigilant.




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The incident came just days after a Flathead County deputy reported his horse missing. The horse had apparently been taken from its stable near Echo Lake early in the weekend.
The horse was back in its stable by late in the weekend with traces of lanolin around its rectum, Dupont said.
Anally raped the horse too, yup, definitely sounds like Arminius. Hasn't he heard that goats are the "in" things for bestiality these days?
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theski wrote:
A naked man was found having intercourse with a horse in a stable on McCaffery Road around 6:30 a.m. on Nov. 17. Flathead County Sheriff Jim Dupont said the man, still nude, fled on foot when the owner of the horse entered the stable.
"He left his boots and a bottle of hand lotion behind," Dupont said.
http://bigforkeagle.com/index.asp?Sec=C ... 964&arch=y
"It appears we have a serial horse rapist," Dupont said
:shock: :shock: :shock: :wtf: :wtf:
Why, oh why, oh why do we post things like this? *twitch* :shock:

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CrimsonRaine wrote:Why, oh why, oh why do we post things like this? *twitch* :shock:

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YT300000 wrote:
CrimsonRaine wrote:Why, oh why, oh why do we post things like this? *twitch* :shock:

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No no no, it's because she touches herself at night...and I think you do too. :P
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aerius wrote:
YT300000 wrote:
CrimsonRaine wrote:Why, oh why, oh why do we post things like this? *twitch* :shock:

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No no no, it's because she touches herself at night...and I think you do too. :P
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That reminds me of an article I read once about a guy who had sex with a chicken. Apaprently the police found him in a motel with feathers and blood over the bed. :o
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theski wrote:
A naked man was found having intercourse with a horse in a stable on McCaffery Road around 6:30 a.m. on Nov. 17. Flathead County Sheriff Jim Dupont said the man, still nude, fled on foot when the owner of the horse entered the stable.
"He left his boots and a bottle of hand lotion behind," Dupont said.
http://bigforkeagle.com/index.asp?Sec=C ... 964&arch=y
"It appears we have a serial horse rapist," Dupont said
:shock: :shock: :shock: :wtf: :wtf:
FUCKING HELL. I LIVE in the Flathead. And this happening? :shock:
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aerius wrote:Anally raped the horse too, yup, definitely sounds like Arminius. Hasn't he heard that goats are the "in" things for bestiality these days?
So, dogs are out too? ;) I have a feeling he'll be after pigs next. After all, white trash tend to go for their closest relatives the most. :P
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Alyeska wrote:
theski wrote:
A naked man was found having intercourse with a horse in a stable on McCaffery Road around 6:30 a.m. on Nov. 17. Flathead County Sheriff Jim Dupont said the man, still nude, fled on foot when the owner of the horse entered the stable.
"He left his boots and a bottle of hand lotion behind," Dupont said.
http://bigforkeagle.com/index.asp?Sec=C ... 964&arch=y
"It appears we have a serial horse rapist," Dupont said
:shock: :shock: :shock: :wtf: :wtf:
FUCKING HELL. I LIVE in the Flathead. And this happening? :shock:
As long as you're not a closet horse I wouldn't be too worried :)
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Alyeska wrote:FUCKING HELL. I LIVE in the Flathead. And this happening? :shock:
ITS HIM!

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Vertigo1 wrote:
Alyeska wrote:FUCKING HELL. I LIVE in the Flathead. And this happening? :shock:
ITS HIM!

Quick! Hide Mr. Ed!

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Enough with the rather poor jokes people.
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