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Ask Commander Riker a question.
Posted: 2010-08-04 10:00pm
by Instant Sunrise
Commander Riker, have you ever peeped at Troi's tits?
What do you think?
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Commander Riker, What are your thoughts on this holodeck recording?
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?
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Commander Riker, Why did you grow a beard?
Let me tell you something. You ever try to stare someone down with a babyface? Here's a hint, you can't.
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Posted: 2010-08-05 01:34am
by Uraniun235
Commander Riker, is it true your career pitstop at the Enterprise was largely the result of discovering the arboretum's "special buds" section?
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Posted: 2010-08-05 01:50am
by Bottlestein
Number One's name is Riker??!! And he's from Alaska???
I have to start watching TNG...
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Posted: 2010-08-05 02:10am
by Instant Sunrise
Uraniun235 wrote:Commander Riker, is it true your career pitstop at the Enterprise was largely the result of discovering the arboretum's "special buds" section?
God damn man, when you get a ship that great, time gets all... weird. You know what I'm saying? I can't even remember how much time I spent on the Enterprise.
What was the question again?
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Posted: 2010-08-05 07:52am
by PeZook
Commander Riker, do you think Mexicans are taking all our jobs?
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Posted: 2010-08-05 08:05am
by lordofchange13
Commander riker why do you have a 15 year old for a pilot?
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Posted: 2010-08-05 08:59am
by Ilya Muromets
Commander Riker, why can't Jonathan Frakes get a decent movie role outside of Star Trek?
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Posted: 2010-08-05 11:55am
by Instant Sunrise
PeZook wrote:Commander Riker, do you think Mexicans are taking all our jobs?
It's simple really, do YOU want to pick strawberries for $15 an hour?
lordofchange13 wrote:Commander riker why do you have a 15 year old for a pilot?
Forums poster "lordofchange13," why do YOU ask such terrible questions.
Ilya Muromets wrote:Commander Riker, why can't Jonathan Frakes get a decent movie role outside of Star Trek?
Good question. That's a...
Good question.
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Posted: 2010-08-05 12:16pm
by The Spartan
Commander Riker, should I grow a beard?
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Posted: 2010-08-05 03:18pm
by Instant Sunrise
The Spartan wrote:Commander Riker, should I grow a beard?
The real question is, why don't you have a beard?
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Posted: 2010-08-05 03:22pm
by OmegaChief
Commander Riker, should I shave my beard?
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Posted: 2010-08-05 03:28pm
by Thanas
Commander Riker, shall I oppress you?
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Posted: 2010-08-05 05:25pm
by Instant Sunrise
OmegaChief wrote:Commander Riker, should I shave my beard?
Seriously? You seriously want to ask me that question?
Thanas wrote:Commander Riker, shall I oppress you?
No.
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Posted: 2010-08-05 05:32pm
by Stravo
Commander Riker, should you fight a land war in Asia?
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Posted: 2010-08-05 05:35pm
by El Moose Monstero
Commander Riker, I lie awake at night dreaming of being as manly as you. Where can I get one of those low cut spangly numbers you had?
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Posted: 2010-08-05 05:36pm
by Dave
Commander Riker, do you have anything to say about rumors of a hostile and technologically superior extragalactic civilization?
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Posted: 2010-08-05 05:44pm
by Darksider
Commander Riker, what are your thoughts on the supposedly-accurate historical drama "unnamed porno fanfic?"
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Posted: 2010-08-05 05:47pm
by Thanas
Commander Riker, do you deny being a giant wuss who gets beaten by Ferengi man-childs?
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Posted: 2010-08-05 05:51pm
by muse
Commander Riker, what's up with Havok's love of Celine Dion?
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Posted: 2010-08-05 06:16pm
by eion
Commander Riker, who was the better kisser: Troi or
Soren?
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Posted: 2010-08-05 07:48pm
by Instant Sunrise
Stravo wrote:Commander Riker, should you fight a land war in Asia?
What's that got to do with anything?
El Moose Monstero wrote:Commander Riker, I lie awake at night dreaming of being as manly as you. Where can I get one of those low cut spangly numbers you had?
It's standard issue.
Dave wrote:Commander Riker, do you have anything to say about rumors of a hostile and technologically superior extragalactic civilization?
Let's see, set all forward phasers to maximum power... Load all torpedo bays... No Comment.
Darksider wrote:Commander Riker, what are your thoughts on the supposedly-accurate historical drama "unnamed porno fanfic?"
It's about this big in real life.
Thanas wrote:Commander Riker, do you deny being a giant wuss who gets beaten by Ferengi man-childs?
What are you talking about I don't even...
muse wrote:Commander Riker, what's up with Havok's love of Celine Dion?
Is he willing to carpool?
eion wrote:Commander Riker, who was the better kisser: Troi or
Soren?
Both.
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Posted: 2010-08-05 08:44pm
by J
Commander Riker, my husband is 30 years old and he can't grow a beard. What's wrong with him?
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Posted: 2010-08-05 08:55pm
by Instant Sunrise
J wrote:Commander Riker, my husband is 30 years old and he can't grow a beard. What's wrong with him?
What do you mean, can't?
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Posted: 2010-08-05 11:53pm
by Simon_Jester
Commander Riker, would you rather have minions or henchmen?
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Posted: 2010-08-05 11:55pm
by RogueIce
Commander Riker, what are your thoughts on trigger guards?