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Stare at boobs for longer life: Study
by Neharika Sabharwal - December 6, 2009


Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

A five-year research on 500 men
Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery [a blood vessel that carries oxygenated blood away from the heart to the body.] disease.

Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation
The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.

Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.

The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.

aerius wrote:According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

To quote Ambassador Desadsky: "I must admit, you have an astonishingly good idea there, doctor."

KhyronTheBackstabber wrote:You know what this means?

I'm immortal!

Dooey Jo wrote:I love how people immediately go and sagely agree with this just ten years old hoax, "oh yes no big surprise there yes yes why question things that 'make sense'"

article wrote: The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.

PeZook wrote:There's no way I'm telling my wife it's a hoax, though.

Elfdart wrote:Aw shit.

Twigler wrote:I have to admit that the first thing to come to mind was not, "yay, I can now uncomfortably stare at breasts everywhere without feeling guilty", but, "how the hell did they figure out that it extends your life?"
I'm not sure if that's a good thing. sometimes the truth can be too cruel.

Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

The Guid wrote:Even if this wasn't a fake surely this aroused suspicions:

Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

(emphasis mine)

General Zod wrote:

The Guid wrote:Even if this wasn't a fake surely this aroused suspicions:

Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

(emphasis mine)

Uhm, yes. I said the same thing two posts up.

• Do I have to just stare, or can I also touch if the woman is willing?
• Do I get the same benefit from staring at her ass as well?

Eddie Van Helsing wrote: [*]Do I have to just stare, or can I also touch if the woman is willing?[*]