NFL 2012

[Terralthra]

Yes, though the irony of Aaron Rodgers explaining the joke that Ben Roethlisberger repeatedly ruins jokes by explaining them was probably lost on the writer.

Though, you can't simultaneously say that Roethlisberger is a shitty person because he's alleged to have raped someone, and rape is a serious thing AND make 'hilarious' metaphors comparing "ruining a joke" to rape. Either rape is serious, or it isn't. Even Dane Cook got this one right.

[Thanas]

You should take that up with the guys who wrote the jokes.

[Havok]

"We gotta start password protecting these things."

[Alferd Packer]

I was hoping they'd do a post-MNF one again, even if it's just a quick one.

[Sephirius]

I was hoping they'd do a post-MNF one again, even if it's just a quick one.

This blog is the greatest thing on the internet.

[Havok]

Oh man, even the mom joke worked in that one.

[Havok]

Hey Elfdart, I hear you guys are gonna start playing Martyball again.

[Thanas]

He IS BACK

I give him a 6 for tackling and a -4 for being chased off by an old man.

[Elfdart]

Hey Elfdart, I hear you guys are gonna start playing Martyball again.

A brilliant move. First you alienate the QB who saved your job. Second, you are now going to rely on a halfback with chronic fumbleitis running behind the same sucktacular O-line. So instead of losing 35-24 you get to lose 35-13. Brilliant!

What he should do is what Joe Gibbs used to do: Keep seven or eight men in to block on obvious passing downs -including an extra tackle or guard. Gates and Floyd are both able to beat double coverage. And get rid of that shotgun shit!

[Thanas]

Jesus Christ.

Ed Reed has a torn labrum which he is planning to play through.

FML.

[Falkenhayn]

The Baltimore Sun said Ngata's MCL injury is only a sprain.

[Havok]

Jesus Christ.

Ed Reed has a torn labrum which he is planning to play through.

FML.

Stop being a 12 year old girl on Facebook.

[Thanas]

Stop being a 12 year old girl on Facebook.

Your teams SB hopes are not being decreased day by day. So, you better pray your team does not suddenly lose Patrick Willis, Vernon Davis and Frank Gore this week.

[Havok]

Did you WATCH the Niners-Giants game? I hope we can stay on course to win the division at this point. That was a demoralizing loss.

It's not like the Chargers... they are used to that kinda stuff, our D hasn't experienced anything like that in over, like, 3+ years.

[houser2112]

Stop being a 12 year old girl on Facebook.

Your teams SB hopes are not being decreased day by day. So, you better pray your team does not suddenly lose Patrick Willis, Vernon Davis and Frank Gore this week.

I think he was referring specifically to your use of the highly annoying phrase "FML", by the way he bolded and colored the text yellow, rather than the lamenting of your team's fortunes. Many 12yo girls (and far too many others) say "FML", not many are talking about injuries depleting the Baltimore Ravens' defensive unit affecting their chances for success.

[Thanas]

^I wasn't aware it had any such connotations, I just thought it would be a good abbreviation to describe how my sport teams are faring right now.

Did you WATCH the Niners-Giants game? I hope we can stay on course to win the division at this point. That was a demoralizing loss.

It's not like the Chargers... they are used to that kinda stuff, our D hasn't experienced anything like that in over, like, 3+ years.

Oh Booohoooooo. Your team is still healthy. Mine has a sucky defence and ALL of our marque D players are injured.

[Havok]

Yeah, you guys are in a rough spot. Here's hoping the Steelers don't sweep you.

[Flagg]

The 9ers should win tonight. Then again even Tom Lady couldn't beat them, so who the fuck knows?

[Flagg]

Yawn

Has the game started yet?

[Havok]

WHAT THE FUCK?!

Did they bribe the fucking refs to NEVER call holding, illegal contact or pass interference on these fucking guys.

[Flagg]

It's bizzaar, man. Seattle has had like every bad or missed call go their way all season, even with the fucking scabs. It's the only reason they are 4-2.

[Havok]

And Smith needs to not worry about fucking INTs. He has to get the ball down field. He clearly is so concerned about throwing them that it is paralyzing him as far as taking anything but the most conservative of throws.

[Havok]

It's bizzaar, man. Seattle has had like every bad or missed call go their way all season, even with the fucking scabs. It's the only reason they are 4-2.

I mean, I'm not just being a homer right? They are literally showing replays where they are hold and making illegal contact 10 yards down field.

It's like "Oh hey Refs, we are big and slow and play physical." "Well OK then we won't call anything on you." "Cool, thanks."

[Flagg]

It's bizzaar, man. Seattle has had like every bad or missed call go their way all season, even with the fucking scabs. It's the only reason they are 4-2.

I mean, I'm not just being a homer right? They are literally showing replays where they are hold and making illegal contact 10 yards down field.

It's like "Oh hey Refs, we are big and slow and play physical." "Well OK then we won't call anything on you." "Cool, thanks."

No, you're on the mark. I saw a blatant facemask on the fucking QB not called. And lets not get into the Fail Mary throw.

[Havok]

Man, that INT. I saw the same thing Smith saw, which was not that guy coming back from the left.

There was too much hesitation though, he either needed to throw it away or throw it sooner.