Oh fuck, suspensions? I spent most of Grade 7 in detention, every day after school, almost. Loads of in-school suspensions, as well, mostly for fighting (God, I got into a lot of fights, every other day at least, and those are the ones that I got busted for).
After a near expulsion at the beginning of Grade 8, I kind of quieted down. Until of course, someone else started shit with me again, so a few more "incidents" as my VP liked to call them (the racist balding cuntrag horsefucker), and a few more in-school suspensions. Me and the guy who got into the most trouble with me, we both got an in-school after fucking each other up in the cafeteria (black eye on him, busted lips on me), and they sent us into the same fucking room. I think they figured we'd either fuck each other up or learn to live with each other...or he'd kick my ass and they wouldn't have to deal with it anymore.
Of course, this was the nice big room that was actually a lounge before the school shut down and reopened. So we did our work the first day, glaring at each other as much as possible. Near the end of the day, after a check-up, the door was closed accidentally by the VP. We immediately started slacking off, and got to talking. Next day, we closed the door ourself, and ended up chilling, ended up being friends by lunch time. Third day, shenanigans. We started poking around the room, and we got him up onto a ledge just above the door area (he was lighter), and we found a stack of cash, paper airplanes, and a used condom, amongst the other litter. Split the cash, then we snuck out of the room and went roaming about the neighbourhood (this wasn't easy, since the room was directly across the hallway from the office, which had windows all along it, and a hawk-eyed old secretary). Best day of my life in all of the hell that was Junior High. Never had a problem after that.
Until Grade 9. The cuntrag VP was gone, new principal and VP, who was a bit of a hardass, but generally okay. Of course, my record looked like shit, with a couple dozen in-school suspensions, 5 or 6 out-of-school suspensions, and one attempted expulsion (which was bullshit, BTW, since I was set-up by admin for an incident the other student lied about through and through). So when I got into a fight on the very last day of classes, before the provincial final exams (worth 25% of the grade), I got an instant 5-day out of school suspension (served it in-school to write my exams), and an expulsion hearing right after the last day of classes. So I was expelled from junior high after I finished it, heh.
I stayed out of trouble all through high school, on account of getting in trouble then would have gotten me expelled where others would get in-school suspensions. Which is to say, I didn't get caught
High school was one of the best times of my life, learned a lot about having fun and getting away with it.
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