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Posted: 2002-12-18 09:42pm
by Darth Wong
Why would I have locked this thread if someone else had made it? It's a fair question, isn't it? where else would you ever find out what anyone's distance is but your own? It's not as if most people talk about it.
Posted: 2002-12-18 09:46pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Darth Wong wrote:Why would I have locked this thread if someone else had made it? It's a fair question, isn't it? where else would you ever find out what anyone's distance is but your own? It's not as if most people talk about it.
Thank you. I may have to disagree with you on that last part. Here and my house are two places that kind of discussion would take place, although at my house we're just as likely to find out, ahem, firsthand (DANGER!! BAD PUN DETECTED!) as we constantly bring boys over and have menages a trois, a quatre, a cinq, a six....
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Posted: 2002-12-18 10:18pm
by CmdrWilkens
Darth Wong wrote:Why would I have locked this thread if someone else had made it? It's a fair question, isn't it? where else would you ever find out what anyone's distance is but your own? It's not as if most people talk about it.
Except here.
Posted: 2002-12-18 10:26pm
by neoolong
CmdrWilkens wrote:Darth Wong wrote:Why would I have locked this thread if someone else had made it? It's a fair question, isn't it? where else would you ever find out what anyone's distance is but your own? It's not as if most people talk about it.
Except here.
We're trendsetters.
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Posted: 2002-12-18 10:27pm
by CmdrWilkens
neoolong wrote:CmdrWilkens wrote:
Except here.
We're trendsetters.
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I think that shoudl be our alternative motto:
SD.net: Setting the trend for lower moral standards.
Posted: 2002-12-18 10:35pm
by TrailerParkJawa
Normally not very far, but if its been a while, or the turn on factor is really high, 2-3 feet is possible.
Posted: 2002-12-18 10:46pm
by Alyrium Denryle
hmm 2-3 feet, best ever was ~3.5
Re: Ejaculation distance
Posted: 2002-12-18 10:54pm
by THEHOOLIGANJEDI
Darth Wong wrote:OK guys, what's your shooting range? I'm good for about two feet, or three feet on a good day. Obviously, this must be related to angle and muzzle velocity.
Can Broads talk about there ejac ranges.
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Posted: 2002-12-18 11:02pm
by Darth Yoshi
Never measured it, but my guess would be around 2 feet.
Posted: 2002-12-18 11:11pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Re: Ejaculation distance
Posted: 2002-12-19 12:28am
by MKSheppard
Darth Wong wrote:OK guys, what's your shooting range? I'm good for about two feet, or three feet on a good day. Obviously, this must be related to angle and muzzle velocity.
Why are you using the IMPERIAL SYSTEM? I thought all of you Canadians
used the wonderful METRIC system?
Re: Ejaculation distance
Posted: 2002-12-19 12:42am
by Einhander Sn0m4n
MKSheppard wrote:Darth Wong wrote:OK guys, what's your shooting range? I'm good for about two feet, or three feet on a good day. Obviously, this must be related to angle and muzzle velocity.
Why are you using the IMPERIAL SYSTEM? I thought all of you Canadians
used the wonderful METRIC system?
DANGER!!!Thread Hijacking in Progress Detected!
You shall NOT have this thread, foul Helldemon!
*quickly unholsters his Railgun, aims at MKSheppard, and lets MKSheppard taste his Lightspeed Depleted Uranium Wrath!!!*
<(BZAPP!!)>
{SPLAT}
[Angry Growl]That was not a good idea, Shep...[/Angry Growl]
Re: Ejaculation distance
Posted: 2002-12-19 12:51am
by MKSheppard
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
DANGER!!!
[Angry Growl]That was not a good idea, Shep...[/Angry Growl]
I just find it interesting that Mike used the imperial system for such an....intimate matter....
Re: Ejaculation distance
Posted: 2002-12-19 12:54am
by Zaia
MKSheppard wrote:Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
DANGER!!!
[Angry Growl]That was not a good idea, Shep...[/Angry Growl]
I just find it interesting that Mike used the imperial system for such an....intimate matter....
Shows you where his true loyalties lie.... ![Wink :wink:](./images/smilies/icon_wink.gif)
Re: Ejaculation distance
Posted: 2002-12-19 12:54am
by Darth Wong
MKSheppard wrote:I just find it interesting that Mike used the imperial system for such an....intimate matter....
Why does this surprise you? We're neighbours, so we're stuck using Imperial for measurements since we must manufacture products that will be accepted down in the States, and Americans want Imperial-dimensioned products.
Besides, you're avoiding the question: what's your range?
Re: Ejaculation distance
Posted: 2002-12-19 12:56am
by Darth Wong
Zaia wrote:Shows you where his true loyalties lie....
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Hey, you're not necessarily excluded from questioning, you know. Surely you've observed the range capabilities of men during ... recreational activities?
Re: Ejaculation distance
Posted: 2002-12-19 12:58am
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Darth Wong wrote:MKSheppard wrote:I just find it interesting that Mike used the imperial system for such an....intimate matter....
<SNIP>
Besides, you're avoiding the question: what's your range?
Sorry Lord Wong, but there are certain people I DON'T want to think about in a sexual manner. Shep very easily qualifies...
Re: Ejaculation distance
Posted: 2002-12-19 01:00am
by Darth Wong
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Sorry Lord Wong, but there are certain people I DON'T want to think about in a sexual manner. Shep very easily qualifies...
I don't want to think about
any guy in a sexual manner, but I just think it's interesting that you can't get Shep to discuss anything remotely related to sex, unless it's condemnation of promiscuity. So asking him the question is more of a test of his prudishness. It's like asking if he masturbates; nobody wants to picture the guy doing that, but there's a curiosity as to whether he'll be willing to answer the question.
Re: Ejaculation distance
Posted: 2002-12-19 01:00am
by Zaia
Hmmm, that's funny, I seem to recall you saying:
D.W. wrote:OK guys, what's your shooting range?
...which would most definitely leave me out of things, my observations included.
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*snaps fingers* Shucks.
Re: Ejaculation distance
Posted: 2002-12-19 01:02am
by MKSheppard
Darth Wong wrote:
Why does this surprise you? We're neighbours, so we're stuck using Imperial for measurements since we must manufacture products that will be accepted down in the States, and Americans want Imperial-dimensioned products.
You're a engineer, and I'd have expected you to do this in the Metric
system, in your annoyingly precise way, rather than using a system
that leaves a massive margin of errror.
Besides, you're avoiding the question: what's your range?
Can't tell, as I don't usually go for range...must experiment!
<Loads up porno and drops pants>
Re: Ejaculation distance
Posted: 2002-12-19 01:03am
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Darth Wong wrote:Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Sorry Lord Wong, but there are certain people I DON'T want to think about in a sexual manner. Shep very easily qualifies...
I don't want to think about
any guy in a sexual manner, but I just think it's interesting that you can't get Shep to discuss anything remotely related to sex, unless it's condemnation of promiscuity. So asking him the question is more of a test of his prudishness. It's like asking if he masturbates; nobody wants to picture the guy doing that, but there's a curiosity as to whether he'll be willing to answer the question.
You forgot his Gun Fetish- *Ahem* Gun
Fetish.
Re: Ejaculation distance
Posted: 2002-12-19 01:06am
by MKSheppard
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
You forgot his Gun Fetish- *Ahem* Gun Fetish.
Closest thing we'll get to sending lightspeed chunks of depleted uranium
thru the air any time soon.....
Posted: 2002-12-19 01:06am
by Spanky The Dolphin
Shep, a lot of people in Canada and Europe (at least the UK) still use the Imperial system in regular discussion.
Re: Ejaculation distance
Posted: 2002-12-19 01:19am
by Darth Wong
MKSheppard wrote:You're a engineer, and I'd have expected you to do this in the Metric system, in your annoyingly precise way, rather than using a system that leaves a massive margin of errror.
Not to humour Shep's attempt to take this thread into territory he's more comfortable with (read: away from sex), but the Imperial system is no more inherently error-prone than the Metric system. The problem is that it's horribly inconvenient for scientific calculations, because of all the stupid and arbitrary conversion factors. Since I am not performing any scientific calculations or expecting great accuracy in measurement, conversion into Metric is not necessary.
Re: Ejaculation distance
Posted: 2002-12-19 01:19am
by XaLEv
Zaia wrote:Hmmm, that's funny, I seem to recall you saying:
D.W. wrote:OK guys, what's your shooting range?
...which would most definitely leave me out of things, my observations included.
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*snaps fingers* Shucks.
You know, 'guys' isn't strictly masculine.
Come on Zaia, you must produce at least
some fluid downstairs.
You know you wanna tell us.
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