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I've never had one... but I whack off sometimes 8 times a day (emphasis on SOMETIMES, I do have a life...).

Oh, and I must quote this out of context:
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Well, the last one I had was about a week ago, thinking of some guy that was made of water. o O How this happened, I dunno, but yeah.. much fun.. :twisted:

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Closest I ever had to a wet dream was me going down on some girl.
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I have been reading the thread (and getting a major erection in the process). Just the thought of guys jacking off can do that to me. I love seeing straight men admit that they do jack off.

As for me, I have had wet dreams. Last one was about fifteen years ago (I was 23 at the time), and the funny part is, the guy I was seeing at the time was staying over that night, and he had one also. It was too funny. The dreams were different, but we both woke up sticky. :twisted:

I think it is normal to have them and then not to have them as well.
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I've had a few. I find them very irritating having to clean them up. Since the last one I've tried to whack off at least once every two weeks or so to keep them from happening.
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I've never had one and probly never will. They sound more annoying than anything else, tho, so no big loss :D
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I never had a wet dream.

Possibly because of the girls and masturbation...

Never left enough to save it for my dreams. :lol:
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Boba Fett wrote:I never had a wet dream.

Possibly because of the girls and masturbation...

Never left enough to save it for my dreams. :lol:
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Well, once I had a dream of me and my old girlfriend in bed, but it seemed to be post-coital.
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Uraniun235 wrote:Closest I ever had to a wet dream was me going down on some girl.
In a dream or in real life? :twisted:
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Never had one. I'm always awake when I cum.
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I never have these even if I've not played around for a few days. I usually wake up horny as hell, but I think that's just the burst of hormones required to make me wake up each morning.
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Never have and I hope I never do, it'd be nasty. (we need an ill smilie)
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I had them when I was 12, but then I discovered the wonders of masturbation (and lateron sex).
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Sobbastchianno wrote:I have been reading the thread (and getting a major erection in the process)
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I have them rather often... What sucks is when I am somewhere away from home and it happens, then I have to sneak into the bathroom and try to clean myself up. :?

I like the dreams though. :D
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It's because you touch yourselves at night (while you're sleeping). :P
Or so my BF's universal answer goes, and I confess that I'm rather surprised no one's said that yet. And no I don't have them.
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jmac wrote:It's because you touch yourselves at night (while you're sleeping). :P
Or so my BF's universal answer goes, and I confess that I'm rather surprised no one's said that yet. And no I don't have them.
I didn't think that women got them. I wonder if any have... :?
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Well, there is female ejaculation. Of course, I don't know how to pull that off whil asleep, but then again I'm not a woman.
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thecreech wrote:
Sobbastchianno wrote:I have been reading the thread (and getting a major erection in the process)
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Women can have orgasms while sleeping, so I've heard.
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does haing a nightare about drownding in the sea ound as a wet dream?

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Darth Yoshi wrote:I masturbate enough that wet dreams are a practical impossibility. Seriously, I've never had one.
quite so.

I figured, I may as well enjoy it while awake, instead of missing it all.
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Well, since I started jerking when I was 13, no. I had never even heard of one until I was 16, and (note, not my proudest moment) I first heard of it from an episode of Moesha.




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