Ejaculation distance

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-04 05:49am

Keevan_Colton wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: W00t!~ COFFEE!!!! Hey wanna come to Nawlins and hang at my house? I have tons of coffee and a copy of VTM Redemption.
Probably a bit out of my general area...I'm in scotland....I dont think thats walking distance.....though....if I set off now......

Ah dammit....

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-01-04 10:13am

If you can't find good porn on Kazaa, you're doing something wrong. I have found plenty. Good amateur stuff, as well as professional. Stuff like Sex Commandos, Virtual Sex with Jenna Jameson and Virtual Sex with Devon, sybian vids, got a couple of short videos of guys with electrical shit strapped to their dicks that makes them come without using their hands. Found another video of a guy giving a chick a handjob; she's on her knees leaning forward with her head on the bed and he's behind her rubbing her clit like mad, then he stops and you can see her pussy contracting as she comes. Good stuff.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-01-04 12:03pm

Good, I thought that it was worried that geocities had fixed that problem of their. Looks like it was just my computer.

LordChaos · Post by **LordChaos** » 2003-01-04 09:24pm

Gotta agree with XaLEv about kazaa and porn. If you can't find decent shit there, you aren't looking right.....

as for the matter at hand, so to speak... ummm... over her head and onto the pillow once... but that's the extream range.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-01-05 12:20am

I can honestly say I have never tried to measure distance. I think I'm just dazed right now by the thought of people actually keeping a record of that. I'm just glad my ex-girlfriend doesn't know about this board...she'd think I'm even weirder than I am.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-01-05 12:22am

The Dark wrote:I can honestly say I have never tried to measure distance. I think I'm just dazed right now by the thought of people actually keeping a record of that. I'm just glad my ex-girlfriend doesn't know about this board...she'd think I'm even weirder than I am.

neither did I, till I saw this thread. found I'm ahead of the game ^_~

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2003-01-05 12:30am

I've been instructed to say that it isn't the distance or volume that your shoot, but whether she cums.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-01-05 12:39am

not a question either ^^

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-05 04:27pm

Ted wrote:I've been instructed to say that it isn't the distance or volume that your shoot, but whether she cums.

Oh I always make sure the boy cums.
Yup, I like being top AND bottom! PH33R |\/|`/ 31337 B|_|77F|_|(/<1|\|@ 5/<1\_\_Z!

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-01-05 04:35pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Ted wrote:I've been instructed to say that it isn't the distance or volume that your shoot, but whether she cums.
Oh I always make sure the boy cums.
Yup, I like being top AND bottom! PH33R |\/|`/ 31337 B|_|77F|_|(/<1|\|@ 5/<1\_\_Z!

At the same time, Einy?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-01-05 04:45pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Ted wrote:I've been instructed to say that it isn't the distance or volume that your shoot, but whether she cums.
Oh I always make sure the boy cums.
Yup, I like being top AND bottom! PH33R |\/|`/ 31337 B|_|77F|_|(/<1|\|@ 5/<1\_\_Z!

we must use a different accent where I am. I didnt catch the 77F|_|(/<1|\|@ 5/<1\_\_Z part. . .

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-05 04:45pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Ted wrote:I've been instructed to say that it isn't the distance or volume that your shoot, but whether she cums.
Oh I always make sure the boy cums.
Yup, I like being top AND bottom! PH33R |\/|`/ 31337 B|_|77F|_|(/<1|\|@ 5/<1\_\_Z!
At the same time, Einy?

Not necessarily, cuz I never could quite get it to work... Plus I'd probly cum in 3 seconds anyway

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-05 04:47pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Ted wrote:I've been instructed to say that it isn't the distance or volume that your shoot, but whether she cums.
Oh I always make sure the boy cums.
Yup, I like being top AND bottom! PH33R |\/|`/ 31337 B|_|77F|_|(/<1|\|@ 5/<1\_\_Z!
we must use a different accent where I am. I didnt catch the 77F|_|(/<1|\|@ 5/<1\_\_Z part. . .

Buttfucking Skills in |_337 |-|4><0R 5p33/<

<Edit: God Damn Motherfucking Son of a Bitch Typo!>

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-01-05 04:48pm

oh, right, assume it's dirty minded. I got it.