NFL 2014 season

[Havok]

Fuck you.

[Flagg]

Fuck you.

Hav has a sad. And I has a sad for him.

[Elfdart]

Fuck you.

Don't feel too bad. After the genius owners of the Niners run Harbaugh out of town, I'm sure they'll find a suitable replacement.

I hear Wade Phillips is tanned, rested and ready!

[Havok]

San Diego will never win a Superbowl.

[Thanas]

We fucking lost because our offence decided to take the day off. And our secondary is unable to hold up to Case Keenum.

UGH.

[Havok]

Yeah, you guys screwed the pooch pretty hard today.

My last hope of someone to root for is KC beating SD and some other stuff happening. So sorry Elfdart, but fuck you again.

[Ziggy Stardust]

The only way Kansas City can make the playoffs is if they beat San Diego next week AND both the Ravens and Texans lose at home. Advanced Football Analytics has their playoff odds at 4%.

[Havok]

Neither the Ravens nor the Texans instill me with a lot of confidence anywhere this year.

[Thanas]

Yeah, if Hoyer starts we have a very hard task ahead of us.

[Ziggy Stardust]

Neither the Ravens nor the Texans instill me with a lot of confidence anywhere this year.

But you apparently are confident in the Browns and fucking Jacksonville on the road? Where one of those teams actually WANTS to lose so they get a better draft pick? Come on.

[TimothyC]

Woohoo Playoffs!
Not that the post-season record is very good, but still.

[Alferd Packer]

Man, Peyton doesn't look like himself. He must be pretty banged up.

Also not helping matters was that he had zero time in the pocket, but even so.

[Thanas]

Pickton Manning chokes a lot. I see no reason to attribute this to anything but his usual choking antics in big games.

And this season he has been bailed out by his D a lot. He threw more interceptions than Eli for crying out loud.

[Alferd Packer]

Manning's showing signs of...stress, shall we say, the Niners are done, Manziel's a pile of hot garbage. I guess ESPN's just gonna have to go back to jerking off the SEC to fill their daily football quota.

[Thanas]

Manning's showing signs of...stress, shall we say, the Niners are done, Manziel's a pile of hot garbage. I guess ESPN's just gonna have to go back to jerking off the SEC to fill their daily football quota.

No, they still got Andy Dalton to debate about. And if all else fails, they will simply dust of the old "manning vs brady" and "Legacy = rings?" debates.

[Thanas]

Hey, we might end up playing our last game of the regular season without both tackles. Our RT (second best RT in the league and best pass-blocking RT according to PFF) just went on IR, our LT status is unknown at this point.


That is now 20 players on IR. Holy shit, when will this injury bug ever end?

[Tsyroc]

The Cardinals are going to start their rookie QB against the 49ers next week.

Part of the reasoning is so the coach can have game film on him and the third stringer who played against the Seahawks. Then he can use that to choose who is going to start against the winner of the Falcons/Panthers game in the playoffs.

[Flagg]

I heard the real reason Peyton had so much neck surgery was to remove his gag reflex so he wouldn't choke so much.

[Thanas]

Well, that operation clearly wasn't successful, given the last two years of consistent playoff chokes.

[Flagg]

Well, that operation clearly wasn't successful, given the last two years of consistent playoff chokes.

Michael Jacksons doctor.

[Block]

Last year was a choke? He did get his team to the Superbowl.

[Terralthra]

Last year was a choke? He did get his team to the Superbowl.

Whereupon they got destroyed, 43-8. That loss wasn't exactly all Peyton's fault, though the interception in Q1 and the pick-six in the Q2 didn't help. Still, you can't say Denver didn't choke and choke hard that game.

[Thanas]

So we are out our two starting tackles, as feared.

[Thanas]

FUCK YEAH PLAYOFFS.

We made it despite losing both our starting tackles, Haloti Ngata, 13 DBs and other players for a total of 20 Ravens on IR.

Why did we make it? Because unlike other teams, Ravens bounce back. HARBAUGH COACH OF THE YEAR.
And because Joe Flacco came through today despite taking vicious hits. FLACCO.
And because KC did us a huge favour by beating SD. KANSAS CITY.


Sorry Elfdart. Had I been a neutral observer I would think that SD had a better chance of beating the teams I hate and would have thought them more deserving. But I am a Ravens fan, so.....

[TimothyC]

Please oh please let the Raiders win.