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Vice Admiral Gaius Flagg as captain of the Ticonderoga class MFS TAINTSMASHER! After raiding the East Coast of Florida for booze and whores, I shall rendezvous with the rest of Task Force Cuntpuncher.

There will be blood.

And semen.

Probably some vomit, too.

Who am I kidding? There will definitely be vomit.
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Post by hongi »

BTW, that movie would be 'Speed 2: Cruise Control'.
You watched that 'movie'?
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Post by Shroom Man 777 »

I love this thread.

My Ohio-class nuclear submarine will be called YER MOM! 'cause, you know, it's a submarine and looks like a *snicker* PENIS!

Here comes...YER MOM!

Man, I can't even go do my usual batshit thang, 'cause Mr. Coffee's filling this thread with TOO MUCH AWESOME!

HOLY SHIT!
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Comrades of the glorious PRFYNAFBTFC, might I suggest raiding Scotland to secure premium Scoth at an extreme discount?
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Post by Kodiak »

That NOS Guy wrote:Comrades of the glorious PRFYNAFBTFC, might I suggest raiding Scotland to secure premium Scoth at an extreme discount?
And don't forget the Lasses. I'm quite partial to those fair of skin and red of mane. :D
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The spam level in this is intolerable, locked.
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