SD.net Seapower (RAR!)

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2008-02-12 05:02pm

Scottish Ninja wrote:
CaptainChewbacca wrote:I hereby name my Ohio-class ballastic missile submarine the MFS Bitchslap.

Cuba. Fuck yeah!
If you're borrowing my idea for the prefix, remember that it's inappropriate to say "the" in front of MFS, as that stands for My Fucking Ship and thus already includes an article.

Actually, in the case of the Bitchslap, her title is the Mother fucking ship Bitchslap. Sorry for the confusion.

Mr. Coffee wrote:Arrr... So now we've got the Alec Guinness, the Bitchslap, the Mighty Penis, and whatever Hav and Scotty are calling their ships for the People's Republic of FuckYeah Naval Awesomeness Fleet of Badassery.

I call dibs on the Office of Bikini Inspection, which certifies all Federal Bikini Inspectors.

Scottish Ninja · Post by **Scottish Ninja** » 2008-02-12 05:14pm

If we're gobbling up agencies in the PRFY, I'd like to be in charge of the Office of Industrial Affairs and Trusts. It's only suitable if I'm to command MFS Robber Baron, after all. Nope, no conflict of interest here! Move along, move along.

Oh, and a ship's motto, in English for now until someone can get it in Latin: Absolute Corruption Powers Absolutely.

Actually, in the case of the Bitchslap, her title is the Mother fucking ship Bitchslap. Sorry for the confusion.

That's cool, and is a perfectly valid alternate use of MFS; I had even considered it myself. I just had to check.

Invictus ChiKen · Post by **Invictus ChiKen** » 2008-02-12 05:30pm

I call breast inspecter!

I'm going with an oldy but goodie name for my ship "The Queen Ann's Revenge" in honor of Blackbeard himself.

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2008-02-12 05:35pm

Invictus ChiKen wrote:I call breast inspecter!

I'm going with an oldy but goodie name for my ship "The Queen Ann's Revenge" in honor of Blackbeard himself.

Sorry, that duty falls under the authority of the OBI. You may apply for a permit. The non-bribe route has a 3-week waiting period.

That NOS Guy · Post by **That NOS Guy** » 2008-02-12 06:05pm

Mr. Coffee wrote: Arrr... So now we've got the Alec Guinness, the Bitchslap, the Mighty Penis, and whatever Hav and Scotty are calling their ships for the People's Republic of FuckYeah Naval Awesomeness Fleet of Badassery.

Can the Bumbling Hierophant join the Mighty Penis?

KlavoHunter · Post by **KlavoHunter** » 2008-02-12 06:22pm

Enigma wrote:Wouldn't there be a legal issue involving owning these vessels? I think the involving governments would not take this lightly and would most likely confiscate the ships\subs and arrest those "owning" them.

In which case, should some nation actually believe to have a claim upon your vessel, that's when you hightail it to the nearest floating base or otherwise collection of SDN Naval Assets, and then tell them "Molon Labe!"

The Spartan · Post by **The Spartan** » 2008-02-12 06:28pm

I hereby declare that my Arleigh Burke shall be known as the Masturbating Walrus.

I would also like to sign up for the People's Republic of FuckYeah Naval Awesomeness Fleet of Badassery. Because it sounds like fun.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2008-02-12 06:45pm

Since no one seems to have noticed me mentioning it earlier, i'll say it again.

THIS SCENARIO GIVES SHEP ACCESS TO A FULLY ARMED AND OPERATIONAL BALLISTIC MISSILE SUBMARINE!

I take my Ticonderoga, and get as far away from the rest of you as I can before he lets fly with the nukes, provoking massive retaliation from just about everyone.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2008-02-12 07:06pm

I suppose my sub would be RTS Cascadia

(RTS = Republic of Testing Ship)

The Spartan · Post by **The Spartan** » 2008-02-12 07:15pm

Darksider wrote:Since no one seems to have noticed me mentioning it earlier, i'll say it again.

THIS SCENARIO GIVES SHEP ACCESS TO A FULLY ARMED AND OPERATIONAL BALLISTIC MISSILE SUBMARINE!

I take my Ticonderoga, and get as far away from the rest of you as I can before he lets fly with the nukes, provoking massive retaliation from just about everyone.

Yes, but he's clearly out numbered. He may be a genocidal, nuclear warmonger, but he's not suicidal.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2008-02-12 07:27pm

The Spartan wrote: Yes, but he's clearly out numbered. He may be a genocidal, nuclear warmonger, but he's not suicidal.

Don’t worry, it won’t be suicidal. I’ve got an ASDV in the well deck of my Wasp which will bring comrade Sheppard aboard once his glorious mission is completed. I've also replaced all those pesky trucks the Marines wanted to embark with Pershing II and Lance launchers.

Mr. Coffee · Post by **Mr. Coffee** » 2008-02-12 07:34pm

That NOS Guy wrote:
Mr. Coffee wrote: Arrr... So now we've got the Alec Guinness, the Bitchslap, the Mighty Penis, and whatever Hav and Scotty are calling their ships for the People's Republic of FuckYeah Naval Awesomeness Fleet of Badassery.
Can the Bumbling Hierophant join the Mighty Penis?

Task Force Mighty Penis +1!

Ok, so the People's Republic of FuckYeah Naval Awesomeness Fleet of Badassery has the Alec Guiness, the Bitchslap, the Robber Baron, the Mighty Penis and whatever Hav named his ship. This is starting to have much potential for Awesome...

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2008-02-12 07:56pm

Darksider wrote:THIS SCENARIO GIVES SHEP ACCESS TO A FULLY ARMED AND OPERATIONAL BALLISTIC MISSILE SUBMARINE!

Pfft, I'll have swapped it for something worthy of my 20,000+ post status, like......

1 x CVNs (10,000 posts)
2 x CGNs (5,000 posts)
3 x DLGNs (5,000 posts)

and the CVN shall be named USS Maryland, and her magazines will be full of nukes; and I shall have F14F Tomcats, and F10U Crusader IIs available.

Adrian Laguna · Post by **Adrian Laguna** » 2008-02-12 08:10pm

MKSheppard wrote:and the CVN shall be named USS Maryland, and her magazines will be full of nukes; and I shall have F14F Tomcats, and F10U Crusader IIs available.

Planning to bomb China back to two decades ago, eh?

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2008-02-12 08:40pm

Wouldn't the SSN be more inconspicuous for that?

I wouldn't want to be anywhere near Shep's forces once the Chicoms figure out who just nuked them.

The Spartan · Post by **The Spartan** » 2008-02-12 08:40pm

Mr. Coffee wrote:Task Force Mighty Penis +1!

Ok, so the People's Republic of FuckYeah Naval Awesomeness Fleet of Badassery has the Alec Guiness, the Bitchslap, the Robber Baron, the Mighty Penis and whatever Hav named his ship. This is starting to have much potential for Awesome...

You cut me deep, Coffee. You cut me real deep.

Shep, just how much of the planet are you intent on nuking? And are you going to let us know ahead of time so we can be beyond minimum safe distance?

Edit: Spelling.

Falkenhayn · Post by **Falkenhayn** » 2008-02-12 09:06pm

My Arleigh Burke shall be the Markgraf, 1; the Phonetics are awesome, and 2; because the actual Markgraf seemed born to knock off destroyers, even if she was a Konig class Dreadnought.

Havok · Post by **Havok** » 2008-02-12 09:23pm

As I believe the ship's name should reflect the personality of it's Captain, and the fact that my sub is so damn sneaky... The SS Anus Pervasor is reporting to the line.

Hopefully my Latin translation is good from Anal Invader.

Mr. Coffee · Post by **Mr. Coffee** » 2008-02-12 09:36pm

The Spartan wrote:
Mr. Coffee wrote:Task Force Mighty Penis +1!

Ok, so the People's Republic of FuckYeah Naval Awesomeness Fleet of Badassery has the Alec Guiness, the Bitchslap, the Robber Baron, the Mighty Penis and whatever Hav named his ship. This is starting to have much potential for Awesome...
You cut me deep, Coffee. You cut me real deep.

My bad, homie... I'll let you choose the next victim nation we'll pillage of all their booze and babes, ok?

Ahem...

ARRRRRRRR! The People's Republic of FuckYeah Naval Awesomeness Fleet of Badassery Task Force Cuntpuncher has the Alec Guiness. the Bitchslap, the Robber Baron, the Bumbling Hierophant, the Mastubating Walrus, and the Anus Pervasor saing the seven seas looking for a coastline to violate.

Did I forget anyone that time?

That NOS Guy · Post by **That NOS Guy** » 2008-02-12 09:41pm

Mr. Coffee wrote: My bad, homie... I'll let you choose the next victim nation we'll pillage of all their booze and babes, ok?

Ahem...

ARRRRRRRR! The People's Republic of FuckYeah Naval Awesomeness Fleet of Badassery Task Force Cuntpuncher has the Alec Guiness. the Bitchslap, the Robber Baron, the Bumbling Hierophant, the Mastubating Walrus, and the Anus Pervasor saing the seven seas looking for a coastline to violate.

Did I forget anyone that time?

I vote we violate the coast of Brazil, simply because we can. I also want to get some fresh corn.

Shinn Langley Soryu · Post by **Shinn Langley Soryu** » 2008-02-12 09:45pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Shinn Langley Soryu wrote: I might want to trade up if the Halifax is somehow inferior to one of those.
Sachsen is overwhelmingly superior because it has Mk41 VLS for SM-2 and ESSM missiles along with an AESA radar. Theoretically the ship could be fitted to carry Tomahawk cruise missiles as well. The Perry has a heavier but generally obsolete missile armament compared to a Halifax, those other Euro frigates are all only equal or inferior. All of these ships except the Sachsen are primarily oriented towards ASW missions.

I'm sold. Effective immediately, I'm trading in my Halifax for a Sachsen, fitting it with Tomahawks, and joining the People's Republic of FuckYeah Naval Awesomeness Fleet of Badassery (assuming they're still taking volunteers).

Mr. Coffee · Post by **Mr. Coffee** » 2008-02-12 10:13pm

NOS, gotta see who Spartan wants to gank.

Shinn Langley Soryu wrote:I'm sold. Effective immediately, I'm trading in my Halifax for a Sachsen, fitting it with Tomahawks, and joining the People's Republic of FuckYeah Naval Awesomeness Fleet of Badassery (assuming they're still taking volunteers).

Sure, buddy. What's yer boat called?

hongi · Post by **hongi** » 2008-02-12 11:14pm

I think we should name ourselves the World Environmental Organisation and protect the oceans from overfishing.

Of course I'm joking.

My ship's name will inevitably include the words "Sea men" somewhere in there.

Shinn Langley Soryu · Post by **Shinn Langley Soryu** » 2008-02-12 11:16pm

Mr. Coffee wrote:NOS, gotta see who Spartan wants to gank.

Shinn Langley Soryu wrote:I'm sold. Effective immediately, I'm trading in my Halifax for a Sachsen, fitting it with Tomahawks, and joining the People's Republic of FuckYeah Naval Awesomeness Fleet of Badassery (assuming they're still taking volunteers).
Sure, buddy. What's yer boat called?

I've decided to name my frigate the Yandere. Not as intimidating or inspiring a name as, say, Bitchslap or Anus Pervasor, but it'll serve my purposes just fine.

TimothyC · Post by **TimothyC** » 2008-02-12 11:50pm

I to upgrade from Halifax to Sachsen Class. I also give mine the name Cosette. I shall proudly work along side Mr. Coffee in his endeavors.