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I have quite a few 'toys' here in the computer station with me as I type this should someone try to rape anyone in my household.

Inventory: Aluminum Baseball Bat, Wooden 'Mini' Ball-Bat, Two-Foot Blowgun (I need darts for it), Sixteen-Inch Black Bowie Knife, Slingshot, several Pocketknives sharp enough to shave with, Laser Pointer to Blind attackers with, and Brass Balls big enough to use 'em all on anyone dumb enough to commit a violent crime within my sight. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

What I want is a Six-D-Cell Xenon-bulb Mag Light and those swords my sister's getting me for Yule (Christmas for you worshipers of 'god').

Needless to say, anyone stupid enough to rape or hurt anyone else here will find their Gene Pool Pass revoked!
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3 words:

Meat Hook Sodomy.
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Rye wrote:3 words:

Meat Hook Sodomy.
Better idea a broomstick shoved up his ass to the brush. :evil:
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I've been in that situation. I actually caught the guy who did it to my sister. The board doesn't allow you to talk about illegal actions you've committed but i will say that i didn't shoot him dead, just about. The funny thing is I get guilty when i steal a sweet in a pic'n'mix but after the i did what i did i never lost a wink of sleep.
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Montcalm wrote:
Rye wrote:3 words:

Meat Hook Sodomy.
Better idea a broomstick shoved up his ass to the brush. :evil:
Better idea: Closed umbrella. Then open it.
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If anyone remembers my Halloween pic, you know... the one with the big as fuck wooden sword. That would find use quite nicely.

Here would be my reactions

Friend is raped: The fucker is in intensive care within the week, he's out of intensive care in a month if he's lucky.

Sister is raped: If he by some miracle lives through the week it takes me to get to my sister's, he doesn't walk again, and it takes two squad cars to get me off of him. He'd be lucky to survive the experiance.

I'm very protective of friends and family, fucking with them is a quick way to get yourself killed.
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:x Apparently this guy had something against her, I found out today that he also kicked her in the ribs a couple times and slapped her around while she was still tied up.
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Bah, you people are being far to easy on tards like this.

I say give him the Osama treatment. :) Spray paint his skin a dark tan color, superglue a beard on, give him a turban and a robe.....and then drop him off in the middle of NYC late at night all tied up and gagged. Be sure to tape the results, and sell copies on Ebay. :)

I want my cut of it since its my idea. :mrgreen:
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Damn... I honestly don't know what I'd do. Probably call the police, though, and let them handle it. Because just assaulting him not only puts him back on the street, but is gonna get me busted too. Granted, if charges are pressed, he goes away, but then, so will I. And doing the whole "you don't charge and she won't" just doesn't work for me.
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Vertigo1 wrote:Bah, you people are being far to easy on tards like this.

I say give him the Osama treatment. :) Spray paint his skin a dark tan color, superglue a beard on, give him a turban and a robe.....and then drop him off in the middle of NYC late at night all tied up and gagged. Be sure to tape the results, and sell copies on Ebay. :)

I want my cut of it since its my idea. :mrgreen:
Would dressing up as Hitler and doing the same thing be as good?

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No less than that fucker deserved. :x

What a piece of shit.
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If someone raped my sister, all I can say is, if there is a God, the rapist better hope God deals with him before I do. And God better hope he's not protecting the rapist when I get there.

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I hope she has someone to talk through all this with. The fact that it was a friend of her brother's, and happened at what is usually a safe place and in her own bed there (I would guess?) will take a long, long time for her to deal with.

My heart breaks for her, and her brother.
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Zaia wrote:I hope she has someone to talk through all this with. The fact that it was a friend of her brother's, and happened at what is usually a safe place and in her own bed there (I would guess?) will take a long, long time for her to deal with.

My heart breaks for her, and her brother.
I suppose I shouldn't be suprised, though i am partially disheartened, that it took untill halfway through the second page before anyone really broke out of the "Kill the guy who did it mode" to express concern about how the girl was donig. i know people have expressed their sympathies but not really and while its comforting that we are all in agreement about how horrid this si I hope we could look more towards helping this girl deal than with vengance. Vengance can wait, and the law can help with it.
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Jadeite wrote::x Apparently this guy had something against her, I found out today that he also kicked her in the ribs a couple times and slapped her around while she was still tied up.
Um, I've gotta give that one a Whisky Tango Foxtrot.
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shit, why didn't she scream ? o.O;;;
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Think your sig is big enough?!
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Vertigo1 wrote:Think your sig is big enough?!
Heh wow, seconded!
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aphexmonster wrote:shit, why didn't she scream ? o.O;;;
If he thought ahead enough to find something with which to tie her down, I'm SURE finding a sock or something to stuff in her mouth wouldn't be too difficult.

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If I were you I'd cut that fucker's balls off one by one. :evil:
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Sodomize him with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire. That's my favorite threat. The rape is bad enough, but he has to hit her after that? Shit, he's going back in the hospital. They're going to wonder how he fell down a flight of stairs. Two dozen times.
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Shit, don't you guys fucking DARE with the "why didn't she scream"/"Why doesn't she press charges" bullshit. You have NO RIGHT to judge a fucking rape victim on how she deals with the trauma, so just STFU.

Sorry about this, but I've had a lot of stick from fundies on the whole 'stone her if she doesn't scream' issue, and am sick of people thinking they can tell a rape victim what she should and should not do.

As for the whole vigilante justice thing, all I can say is that if one of my friends had gone out and done something stupid after I had been raped, it would absolutely devastated me. Violence does not solve violence.
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InnerBrat wrote:Shit, don't you guys fucking DARE with the "why didn't she scream"/"Why doesn't she press charges" bullshit. You have NO RIGHT to judge a fucking rape victim on how she deals with the trauma, so just STFU.

Sorry about this, but I've had a lot of stick from fundies on the whole 'stone her if she doesn't scream' issue, and am sick of people thinking they can tell a rape victim what she should and should not do.

As for the whole vigilante justice thing, all I can say is that if one of my friends had gone out and done something stupid after I had been raped, it would absolutely devastated me. Violence does not solve violence.
But a single bullet would be a most effective way of ending any further violence from the source.
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InnerBrat wrote:Shit, don't you guys fucking DARE with the "why didn't she scream"/"Why doesn't she press charges" bullshit. You have NO RIGHT to judge a fucking rape victim on how she deals with the trauma, so just STFU.

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When I was in High School, one of my friends was raped by a jock who was in her history class. The rape happened on a friday night party, over the weekend she manufactured an "Electical capacitor restraint/defense device" out of shit she had lying around. For the next month the guy had an hour of intense pay every school day......
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