SDN Secrets

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2006-09-22 02:23am

This has been done before (link) and since it's been awhile I thought I'd post the topic again.

Something Awful does these threads every so often; the premise is that people who wish to anonymously confess some sordid detail of their lives can email the thread starter with their secret, who will then go on to relay the message.

"But if we email you then it won't be very anonymous..."

Well, you can either go through the bother of creating (or using an existing) throwaway email account which can't be traced back to you, or you can use the Anon-E-Mailer which will automatically send an anonymous message on your behalf.

You can send your secrets to sdnsecrets@gmail.com. I will not disclose the original email address, or your identity if you choose to share it with me. You can choose to forsake anonymity and post directly in this thread. It's up to you.

Please carefully review your submissions; addendums and corrections will not be relayed.

Anyway, the reason I'm reincarnating this topic is because today out of the blue I got another email at the sdnsecrets email address:

I wipe back to front.

Send in your secrets!

EDIT:

It seems the Anon-E-Mailer is currently pooched. Well, if people are too lazy to create their own throwaway email address, I've created one at Yahoo... just login as "sdnsecrets", with the password "bearfarts", and you should be good to go.

Bounty · Post by **Bounty** » 2006-09-22 02:40pm

Your anonymous e-mailer's busted. Now I can't tell you about my transvestite Albanian midget fetish

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2006-09-22 05:29pm

Er, ok. It's not like no one knows I masturbate with crotchless pantyhose anyway or where my naked pics can be seen at.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2006-09-22 08:09pm

I have an female friend (strictly platonic) whom I frequently go out with (movies, dinner, drinks). We get along wonderfully but it's never occured to me to actually ask her out on a date or anything, it just seems awkward even though neither of us are seeing someone else.

Recently we went on a trip abroad together and to cut costs, we shared a room. The whole night, from dusk till dawn, I was lying awake watching her sleep, thinking she was the most perfect being ever to walk God's green Earth. I think I might be falling in love with her...

If she ever finds out, she'll probably kill me, with good reason.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2006-09-22 08:45pm

Bounty wrote:Your anonymous e-mailer's busted. Now I can't tell you about my transvestite Albanian midget fetish

That's odd. The message that came in about wiping from back to front came in via the Anon-E-Mailer.

Ah, damn. Well, if people are too lazy to create their own throwaway email address, I've created one at Yahoo... just login as "sdnsecrets", with the password "bearfarts", and you should be good to go.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2006-09-22 08:50pm

Well it could be worse, I found out this year that my platonic friend for almost 12 years is not entirely platonic. It got a bit weird for a few months while we came to terms with it, but I think we're ok now.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2006-09-23 03:20pm

Every day I try and think of reasons to go on living. I come up with fewer reasons every day.

I had a rather nasty shart - where you fart and you instead diarrhea-shit in your pants- at the gym the other day. I'm just grateful I was wearing the thick-material gym shorts.

I think there was someone who talked about "sharts" last time as well, and I can't help but wonder if this was the same person.

I often contemplate how to commit crimes or acts of terrorism. Whenever I go into a store I look for cameras, notice how vigilant employees are, where blind spots are, etc.

Sometimes when I'm at work I think how awesome it would be to have a huge airsoft battle through the corridors.

I slept with a naked woman last night. :D

I... I don't know why you'd want to confess something like that anonymously.

Dear whoever,

Hello. My name is irrelevant. I have hijacked this yahoo account because you were stupid enough to post the password on a public forum.

Yours Faithfully,

Herr "?"

I'm sure he'll be a big hit amongst his friends. He might even have a reputation when he goes to high school.

god seriously what the fuck is wrong with people

I guess you guys will have to make up throwaway free-email accounts on your own...? It doesn't take too long, really.

Necromancer of Rath · Post by **Necromancer of Rath** » 2006-09-23 06:26pm

Wait, wait...someone sent you an e-mail bragging that they hijacked the account you made for the thread? I guess their secret might have been that they can't read. I suppose I should think of some kind of secret since I'm posting here, but I can't think of any at the moment.

Post by **Zaia** » 2006-09-23 06:40pm

Uraniun235 wrote:I guess you guys will have to make up throwaway free-email accounts on your own...? It doesn't take too long, really.

I'll be happy to, once I can think of something to say...

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2006-09-23 07:09pm

Uraniun235 wrote: That's odd. The message that came in about wiping from back to front came in via the Anon-E-Mailer.

Yeah, to get it to work I had to copy the source into notepad, tweak a few addresses so they actually pointed at anonemailer.com and run it off my hard drive.

Darth Mall · Post by **Darth Mall** » 2006-09-23 07:15pm

XaLEv wrote:
Uraniun235 wrote: That's odd. The message that came in about wiping from back to front came in via the Anon-E-Mailer.
Yeah, to get it to work I had to copy the source into notepad, tweak a few addresses so they actually pointed at anonemailer.com and run it off my hard drive.

It also seems to run fine in Internet Explorer.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2006-09-23 08:42pm

I fantasise about a co-worker who is also my wife's best friend

Also, I regained control of the account, and set the password back to 'bearfarts'. Let's see how long it lasts this time, eh?

Also, it seems there's an anonymous email program at http://behidden.com/ so if anyone wants to use that that's cool.

Guardsman Bass · Post by **Guardsman Bass** » 2006-09-23 09:02pm

Did you find out who the moronic hijacker was?

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2006-09-23 09:04pm

No. *shrug*

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2006-09-24 12:27am

sometimes I wonder if I should ask out my adopted sibling.

Kwizard · Post by **Kwizard** » 2006-09-24 12:39am

XaLEv wrote:
Uraniun235 wrote: That's odd. The message that came in about wiping from back to front came in via the Anon-E-Mailer.
Yeah, to get it to work I had to copy the source into notepad, tweak a few addresses so they actually pointed at anonemailer.com and run it off my hard drive.

All that to confess your asswiping habits? You deserve a medal.

Argosh · Post by **Argosh** » 2006-09-24 02:28am

I wipe back to front.

My secret - I wipe with toilet paper.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2006-09-24 03:04pm

I was once arrested for bestiality but released without charge.

I jerk off to videos of the holocaust.

Post by **weemadando** » 2006-09-24 05:41pm

Uraniun235 wrote:
I was once arrested for bestiality but released without charge.

I jerk off to videos of the holocaust.

Wow. Those two are... Just... Wow.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2006-09-24 05:44pm

I could have gone through the day without knowing that. I really could have.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2006-09-24 08:44pm

Could be said hijackers again.

Meh, the pros and cons of anonymity.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2006-09-24 08:49pm

weemadando wrote:
Uraniun235 wrote:
I was once arrested for bestiality but released without charge.

I jerk off to videos of the holocaust.
Wow. Those two are... Just... Wow.

The first one has about a micron's worth more credibility than the second, but both sound like classic chain yanking.

I call bullshit.

Post by **weemadando** » 2006-09-25 04:28am

Frank Hipper wrote:
weemadando wrote:
Uraniun235 wrote:
Wow. Those two are... Just... Wow.
The first one has about a micron's worth more credibility than the second, but both sound like classic chain yanking.

I call bullshit.

I'd like to call bullshit, but then again, we know the kind of people that have been here.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2006-09-25 10:33am

i love hentai, and I love watching Funari... I also Love giant Orgies...

Sometimes I put sugar on my pasta instead of salt. On purpose.

I would not be sorry to see most people dead. Basically the intentionally ignorant. What are they actually contributing, anyway? (I mean there's always janitorial services and so on, but have you ever thought about how much cleaner the world would be without idiots? In all respects?)

The woman I\'m most attracted to is married and has a baby.

I've rubbed it out to pictures of a girl I knew on Myspace, a girl I later ended up making out with a couple of times.

I suppose that this isn't much of a shocking secret for SDN, but I sometimes wonder what it would be like to engage in homosexual experimentation with my roommates.

I sometimes think about one of my exboyfriends when I masturbate and when I go to the area he used to live in I'm always looking for him walking around.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2006-09-25 11:10am

Uraniun235 wrote:
Sometimes I put sugar on my pasta instead of salt. On purpose.

Sick. You sick fuck. That is sick.

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