Snakes on a Plane...... the Trailer!

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Lost Soal wrote: Any idea what the fan demanded line is?
Something about striking down with furious vengence perhaps?
Nah, probably something involving 'badass motherfucker'... :P
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We got muthafuckin SNAKES on a PLANE!
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I got it.

SLJ walks up to assassin and smacks him across the face with a pistol.
Grabs him by the lapels and shouts;
















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Gil Hamilton wrote:I prefer this movie.

http://www.lecherousjester.com/finestdr ... nakes4.jpg

(the image isn't mine, my brother sent it to me)
*dies laughing*

(from that pic + this trailer....I love the owl....)
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Zaia wrote:
Gil Hamilton wrote:I prefer this movie.

http://www.lecherousjester.com/finestdr ... nakes4.jpg

(the image isn't mine, my brother sent it to me)
*dies laughing*

(from that pic + this trailer....I love the owl....)
Well, Z, at least you get to share a plane with Samuel L. Jackson. It would be an honor, I think, even if you do get to be killed in some very unpleasant way. :wink:

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Filming it was a hoot, lemmetellya. And Sammy J's a peach. :D
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Wicked Pilot wrote:Wicked Pilot says: I'd activate the passenger's emergency oxygen and raise the cabin altitude as high as the charts allow. When the snakes or whatever else are incapacitated I'd have the flight attendents go around with portable oxygen bottles and pick up all the sleeping critters. If I'm in a situation where they can't be collected I'd divert to the nearest suitible airfield, fly a high altitude penetration approach, and ground egress the aircraft upon exiting the runway. After that it's animal control's problem, motherfucker.
Me, I'd just

1) whack the critters over the head with whatever handy loose object is about (the fire extinguisher would probably do nicely)

2) open a window, and

3) chuck 'em out.

Unless I'm in an open cockpit, in which case eliminate step #2 and it's just simply overboard with the varmints. Why make this complicated? :P
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What if the snakes fall on someone's head?

Think of the children :P.

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brianeyci wrote:What if the snakes fall on someone's head?
:roll: details!....
Think of the children :P.
Well... yeah. I think snakes raining out of the sky would provide all sorts of thrills and entertainment for kids watching it happen. :twisted:

(Yes, I'm feeling exceptionally evil this morning....)
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Gil Hamilton wrote:I prefer this movie.

http://www.lecherousjester.com/finestdr ... nakes4.jpg
Screw that.
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Someone at the Rotten Tomatoes forum, made a post dealing with the symbolism behind Snakes on a Plane.
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That person is a genius.
Now we have corrected that, now we just fear the violent and evil people of a particular group, not the entire people. Do you think all of the snakes on Snakes on a Plane will be evil? I doubt it, but everyone will treat them like that.
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how bout

slugs on an amtrak

rats on a metro ( this is actually true in NYC )

squids on the titanic

or

bats in the space shuttle
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Dennis Toy wrote:bats in the space shuttle
I would watch this movie in theaters...



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If this is to be believed, Samuel "Motherfucking" Jackson shall live up to his name once again. :)
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If the movie is anything like this rough cut, it will be the best move... ever.

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Haminal10 wrote:If the movie is anything like this rough cut, it will be the best move... ever.

:lol:
Well hell, so much for going to the theater! :D
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