Snakes on a Plane...... the Trailer!

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Snakes on a Plane...... the Trailer!

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:lol:

I don't have sound on my computer at work but really...wow.
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Oh my God this is hilarious. All my friends have been on a "Snakes on a MOTHER FUCKIN' plane!" rant ever since we heard about this movie.
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So, is this a spoof/comedy, or a serious movie?
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They are really grasping at straws for movie ideas these days aren't they.

*shakes head* All that was was screaming who's gonna see that movie, seriously?

And what was with that lady who freaked oiut when she saw the snake come out of her shirt, I mean come on she had to have felt it going in there in the first place :roll:

Sad sad sad *shakes head again*
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How anyone can think this is going to be a serious movie, is beyond me. >p
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Again: Is it satire, or what?
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It does win points though for having a name that perfectly describes what the film is about.

But i bet it's going to go beyond B and into C-Movies territory.
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Well...I doubt it's any worse than Ultraviolet...
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CaptainChewbacca wrote:Again: Is it satire, or what?
I've heard conflicting reports, but I hope to Giant Flying Spagetti Monster it's satire.
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it's gone! The trailer is gone!
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April Fool's Day joke maybe?
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I was thinking that The Man got wind of the trailer, and ordered that they take it down.
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Post by Davis 51 »

Got another one right here!

Before you ask, it's fake, but absolutely hilarious!

I'm Snakes on a Motherfucking Plane!
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Ford Prefect wrote:it's gone! The trailer is gone!
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Loner wrote:
Ford Prefect wrote:it's gone! The trailer is gone!
No one can defeat the internet!
That would make an awsome funny pic... I'm not sure what type of image to choose for that, but the phrase:
"No one can defeat, The INTERNET! just begs a funny pic :lol:
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Crossroads Inc. wrote:
Loner wrote:
Ford Prefect wrote:it's gone! The trailer is gone!
No one can defeat the internet!
That would make an awsome funny pic... I'm not sure what type of image to choose for that, but the phrase "No one can defeat, The INTERNET! just begs a funny pic :lol:
Sounds like a job for 4chan.
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Wow.

That's all I can say.

Just, wow.

Samuel L MOTHERFUCKING Jackson in Snakes on a MOTHERFUCKING Plane looks to be the best worst movie of the summer.
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This is a good time to play WWWPD? (aka What Would Wicked Pilot Do)

Situation for today, you're flying along minding your own business when a large number of wild and dangerous animals are let loose aboard your aircraft, you have the airplane...

Wicked Pilot says: I'd activate the passenger's emergency oxygen and raise the cabin altitude as high as the charts allow. When the snakes or whatever else are incapacitated I'd have the flight attendents go around with portable oxygen bottles and pick up all the sleeping critters. If I'm in a situation where they can't be collected I'd divert to the nearest suitible airfield, fly a high altitude penetration approach, and ground egress the aircraft upon exiting the runway. After that it's animal control's problem, motherfucker.
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CaptainChewbacca wrote:Again: Is it satire, or what?
it is not even a real movie....


see the description on the website
The exclusive teaser trailer for the most hotly anticipated movie of 2006 - Snakes on a Plane. Is it real? No, but it should be.
I acutally thought of that SNL skit where there is a deadly cobra loose on the plane...
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Death from the Sea wrote:
CaptainChewbacca wrote:Again: Is it satire, or what?
it is not even a real movie....


see the description on the website
Wrong.
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Loner wrote:
Death from the Sea wrote:
CaptainChewbacca wrote:Again: Is it satire, or what?
it is not even a real movie....


see the description on the website
Wrong.
oh wow that is the dumbest thing I have seen in a long time, and I see the dumbest shit every day at work.

Although I think this is funny....
Samuel L. Jackson only signed on for this film because the title was "Snakes on a Plane". When the film makers tried to change it to "Flight 121", Jackson was adamant to keep it "Snakes on a Plane".
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Samuel L. Jackson only signed on for this film because the title was "Snakes on a Plane". When the film makers tried to change it to "Flight 121", Jackson was adamant to keep it "Snakes on a Plane".
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Death from the Sea wrote:oh wow that is the dumbest thing I have seen in a long time, and I see the dumbest shit every day at work.
This man would disagree.
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