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StormTrooperTR889 wrote:I'd much rather see this nekkid.
Patience. You KNOW Hef will get her eventually.
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I had a crush on Natalie Portman starting with Mars Attacks!.

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StormTrooperTR889 wrote:I'd much rather see this nekkid.
Patience. You KNOW Hef will get her eventually.
I think there's already nudie pics of her.
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Galvatron wrote:Is this really her or a Photoshop? Anyone know?

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While I'm no expert with these things, it certainly looks like one. That pic just looks ... weird.
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It's favk the original is of her ina blue sports type vest thingy
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Galvatron wrote:Is this really her or a Photoshop? Anyone know?
Unless that was taken over 3 years ago, it's fake.
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I think if three or four of us are sufficiently armed and equiped, we can get into that cutting room and get it off the floor and on the net were it belongs.
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Anarchist Bunny wrote:I think if three or four of us are sufficiently armed and equiped, we can get into that cutting room and get it off the floor and on the net were it belongs.
:? That makes no sense. Are you sure you posted in the right thread?
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Anarchist Bunny wrote:I think if three or four of us are sufficiently armed and equiped, we can get into that cutting room and get it off the floor and on the net were it belongs.
:? That makes no sense. Are you sure you posted in the right thread?
I think he's referring to the supposed eeletd scene in this movie where Ms. Portman is, in fact, naked.
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YT300000 wrote:
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YT300000 wrote:Miss Portman is actually quite well-endowed. Just watch Star Wars Episode II.
You got some pretty low standards for boobsize then :P, she's a small B at best. Endowed maybe, well endowed, no.
Didn't I say well endowed relative to Ms. Knightley? No? Well, that's what I meant to say.
Maybe ms. Knightley's not "well-endowed", but I wouldn't call her flat chested. Observe:

http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/me ... heHole.jpg
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That link doesn't work.
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Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:
YT300000 wrote:
Meest wrote: You got some pretty low standards for boobsize then :P, she's a small B at best. Endowed maybe, well endowed, no.
Didn't I say well endowed relative to Ms. Knightley? No? Well, that's what I meant to say.
Maybe ms. Knightley's not "well-endowed", but I wouldn't call her flat chested. Observe:

http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/me ... heHole.jpg
Is that a screen cap from The Hole?
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Peregrin Toker wrote:That link doesn't work.
Copy and paste it.
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Galvatron wrote:Is this really her or a Photoshop? Anyone know?
Oh yeah its a photoshop. I have the original that her head was cut from on my coputer at home.
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Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:Maybe ms. Knightley's not "well-endowed", but I wouldn't call her flat chested. Observe:

http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/me ... heHole.jpg
Hm... a banner ad.

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Lord Pounder wrote:
Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:Maybe ms. Knightley's not "well-endowed", but I wouldn't call her flat chested. Observe:

http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/me ... heHole.jpg
Is that a screen cap from The Hole?
Yep. For those having problems, I suggest copying and pasting into the address bar.
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Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:
Lord Pounder wrote:
Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:Maybe ms. Knightley's not "well-endowed", but I wouldn't call her flat chested. Observe:

http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/me ... heHole.jpg
Is that a screen cap from The Hole?
Yep. For those having problems, I suggest copying and pasting into the address bar.
damn awful movie but worth seeing just for that and Thora Birch.
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