Oh yeah and add Tyra Banks to make that a threesomethecreech wrote:Vivica A fox and Halley Berry need to do some girl on girl action
What celebrity would you like to see do hardcore?
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Salma Hayek and Halle Berry expressing their love for each other would be perfect.
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The gods demand screenshots! And MPEGs, if possible.Dorsk 81 wrote:She went topless in a film called The Hole a few years back, about 37 minutes in if anyone's interested.ndal wrote:And yes, Keira Knightley definitely needs to do some sort of hardcore pornography.
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Well, I'm pretty sure she does that every night anyway, so it shouldn't be very hard for her to catch it on tape, and "accidentaly" leak it online in case her career goes downhill.thecreech wrote:Vivica A fox and Halley Berry need to do some girl on girl action
Christina A. in 100 man gangbanged would be pretty fun to watch
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The Hole was a 15, so it'd seem pretty stupid saying this is porn and saying you've gotta be 18 to see it.Durandal wrote:The gods demand screenshots! And MPEGs, if possible.Dorsk 81 wrote:She went topless in a film called The Hole a few years back, about 37 minutes in if anyone's interested.ndal wrote:And yes, Keira Knightley definitely needs to do some sort of hardcore pornography.
Here's one
Sadly, she's dead in this one.
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I'm not seeing anything.Dorsk 81 wrote:The Hole was a 15, so it'd seem pretty stupid saying this is porn and saying you've gotta be 18 to see it.Durandal wrote:The gods demand screenshots! And MPEGs, if possible.Dorsk 81 wrote: She went topless in a film called The Hole a few years back, about 37 minutes in if anyone's interested.
Here's one
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Copy the link, paste.justifier wrote:I'm not seeing anything.Dorsk 81 wrote:The Hole was a 15, so it'd seem pretty stupid saying this is porn and saying you've gotta be 18 to see it.Durandal wrote: The gods demand screenshots! And MPEGs, if possible.
Here's one
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The entire regular cast of Buffy from Season 3.
This gets us:
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Alyson Hannigan
Nicholas Brendon
Anthony Stewart Head
David Boreanaz
Charisma Carpenter
Seth Green
Emma Caulfield
This gets us:
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Ditto. And he would make the *not* list...Montcalm wrote:Do you have a name or a list of namesEmperorMing wrote:My reply is "What celebrity would I *not* want to see doing pr0n?"
After seeing Joe's post i feel the need for a barf bucket
Besides, the ones mentioned already would be a good start.
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Thanks for reminding me, ver.
Matt Damon and Ben Affleck really need to drop the pretense and show us some of those home videos of them getting raunchy. We all know how they feel about each other, it wouldn't surprise anyone.
Question is, who's the top?
Matt Damon and Ben Affleck really need to drop the pretense and show us some of those home videos of them getting raunchy. We all know how they feel about each other, it wouldn't surprise anyone.
Question is, who's the top?
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Affleck, without a doubt.Frank Hipper wrote:Thanks for reminding me, ver.
Matt Damon and Ben Affleck really need to drop the pretense and show us some of those home videos of them getting raunchy. We all know how they feel about each other, it wouldn't surprise anyone.
Question is, who's the top?
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Bet they take turns, because at heart, they're both bottoms!verilon wrote:Affleck, without a doubt.Frank Hipper wrote:Thanks for reminding me, ver.
Matt Damon and Ben Affleck really need to drop the pretense and show us some of those home videos of them getting raunchy. We all know how they feel about each other, it wouldn't surprise anyone.
Question is, who's the top?
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Nah, I think Affleck's versatile and Damon's a straight-up bottom.Frank Hipper wrote:Bet they take turns, because at heart, they're both bottoms!verilon wrote:Affleck, without a doubt.Frank Hipper wrote:Thanks for reminding me, ver.
Matt Damon and Ben Affleck really need to drop the pretense and show us some of those home videos of them getting raunchy. We all know how they feel about each other, it wouldn't surprise anyone.
Question is, who's the top?
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ROTFLMAO!!!Frank Hipper wrote:Thanks for reminding me, ver.
Matt Damon and Ben Affleck really need to drop the pretense and show us some of those home videos of them getting raunchy. We all know how they feel about each other, it wouldn't surprise anyone.
Question is, who's the top?
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I am sure Affleck's the top.Frank Hipper wrote:Thanks for reminding me, ver.
Matt Damon and Ben Affleck really need to drop the pretense and show us some of those home videos of them getting raunchy. We all know how they feel about each other, it wouldn't surprise anyone.
Question is, who's the top?
But since he's an ugly bastard anyway, who wants to see him?
If his face is hidden, Damon might be of some good use...
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I'd say that is one hell of a movie should it ever be filmedverilon wrote:Among those that should be gangbanged:
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