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thecreech wrote:Vivica A fox and Halley Berry need to do some girl on girl action
Oh yeah and add Tyra Banks to make that a threesome
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Salma Hayek and Halle Berry expressing their love for each other would be perfect.
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Defiant wrote:Salma Hayek and Halle Berry expressing their love for each other would be perfect.
holy crap i forgot about salma hayek, I think she would be best in a masturbation scene. She has a couple of dildo's of course :twisted:
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Dorsk 81 wrote:
ndal wrote:And yes, Keira Knightley definitely needs to do some sort of hardcore pornography.
She went topless in a film called The Hole a few years back, about 37 minutes in if anyone's interested.
The gods demand screenshots! And MPEGs, if possible. :D
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thecreech wrote:Vivica A fox and Halley Berry need to do some girl on girl action

Christina A. in 100 man gangbanged would be pretty fun to watch
Well, I'm pretty sure she does that every night anyway, so it shouldn't be very hard for her to catch it on tape, and "accidentaly" leak it online in case her career goes downhill.
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1. Erika Eleniak. Shes already done something vaguely resembling soft-porn in a few movies and ofc she's a Playmate. Id still like to see her ass get rammed by a cock :D .

2. Tiffany Amber Thiessen

3. Selma Hayek

4. Britney Spears

5. Sarah Michelle Gellar
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Durandal wrote:
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ndal wrote:And yes, Keira Knightley definitely needs to do some sort of hardcore pornography.
She went topless in a film called The Hole a few years back, about 37 minutes in if anyone's interested.
The gods demand screenshots! And MPEGs, if possible. :D
The Hole was a 15, so it'd seem pretty stupid saying this is porn and saying you've gotta be 18 to see it.
Here's one
Sadly, she's dead in this one.
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Dorsk 81 wrote:
Durandal wrote:
Dorsk 81 wrote: She went topless in a film called The Hole a few years back, about 37 minutes in if anyone's interested.
The gods demand screenshots! And MPEGs, if possible. :D
The Hole was a 15, so it'd seem pretty stupid saying this is porn and saying you've gotta be 18 to see it.
Here's one
I'm not seeing anything.
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justifier wrote:
Dorsk 81 wrote:
Durandal wrote: The gods demand screenshots! And MPEGs, if possible. :D
The Hole was a 15, so it'd seem pretty stupid saying this is porn and saying you've gotta be 18 to see it.
Here's one
I'm not seeing anything.
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I was wondering when someone would mention Salma Hayek and Halle Berry. Besides those two, I'd have to add Jennifer Garner, Liv Tyler, and Jennifer Connelly.
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The entire regular cast of Buffy from Season 3.

This gets us:

Sarah Michelle Gellar
Alyson Hannigan
Nicholas Brendon
Anthony Stewart Head
David Boreanaz
Charisma Carpenter
Seth Green
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Montcalm wrote:
EmperorMing wrote:My reply is "What celebrity would I *not* want to see doing pr0n?" :twisted:
Do you have a name or a list of names :P

After seeing Joe's post i feel the need for a barf bucket :oops:
Ditto. And he would make the *not* list...

Besides, the ones mentioned already would be a good start.
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Among those that should be gangbanged:

Timberlake
Hartnett
Damon

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Thanks for reminding me, ver.

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck really need to drop the pretense and show us some of those home videos of them getting raunchy. We all know how they feel about each other, it wouldn't surprise anyone. :D
Question is, who's the top?
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Frank Hipper wrote:Thanks for reminding me, ver.

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck really need to drop the pretense and show us some of those home videos of them getting raunchy. We all know how they feel about each other, it wouldn't surprise anyone. :D
Question is, who's the top?
Affleck, without a doubt.
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verilon wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:Thanks for reminding me, ver.

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck really need to drop the pretense and show us some of those home videos of them getting raunchy. We all know how they feel about each other, it wouldn't surprise anyone. :D
Question is, who's the top?
Affleck, without a doubt.
Bet they take turns, because at heart, they're both bottoms! :D
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I mean it's obvious why him and J Lo broke up....

"Jen your ass is nothing compared to Matt's" is probably what was said....
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Frank Hipper wrote:
verilon wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:Thanks for reminding me, ver.

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck really need to drop the pretense and show us some of those home videos of them getting raunchy. We all know how they feel about each other, it wouldn't surprise anyone. :D
Question is, who's the top?
Affleck, without a doubt.
Bet they take turns, because at heart, they're both bottoms! :D
Nah, I think Affleck's versatile and Damon's a straight-up bottom. :P
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Frank Hipper wrote:Thanks for reminding me, ver.

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck really need to drop the pretense and show us some of those home videos of them getting raunchy. We all know how they feel about each other, it wouldn't surprise anyone. :D
Question is, who's the top?
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Frank Hipper wrote:Thanks for reminding me, ver.

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck really need to drop the pretense and show us some of those home videos of them getting raunchy. We all know how they feel about each other, it wouldn't surprise anyone. :D
Question is, who's the top?
I am sure Affleck's the top.
But since he's an ugly bastard anyway, who wants to see him?
If his face is hidden, Damon might be of some good use... :)
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verilon wrote:Among those that should be gangbanged:

Timberlake
Hartnett
Damon

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I'd say that is one hell of a movie should it ever be filmed :D
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Keira Knightly
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You're all forgetting the classic match-up:

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Oh, I can't believe I forgot Elisha Cuthbert. Definitely want to see her do some porn.
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