What celebrity would you like to see do hardcore?

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-04-05 01:15am

TrailerParkJawa wrote:Alyssa Milano. With a girl or a guy, I don't care. I'd prefer if she does not shave all her pubs either, a nicely trimmed triangle or rectangle would be really hot.

She's done softcore porn. Look up Poison Ivy. Though it's kind of ... well, weird. But she's got a killer rack anyway you slice it.

Justifier hit the nail on the head. Alyson Hannigan definitely needs to do porn, as does Jessica Alba. My problem with the risque shoots that Hannigan has done is that she looks slutty, and they manage to completely marginalize her look. She's not a slutty-looking girl, and trying to make her look that way makes her unattractive. For example, this is a sexy shot of her.

Her Maxim shoot was awful. I can't believe they put her in a Catholic school girl's uniform and managed to make her unattractive.

Sarah Michelle Gellar is a film cock-tease, and it pisses me off. Just do a fucking nude scene already.

And Joe, I've got half a mind to delete your post.

justifier · Post by **justifier** » 2004-04-05 01:17am

Very nice, where did you get it?

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2004-04-05 01:20am

I've always had a thing for Gabrielle Anwar. I would enjoy just seeing her in general.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-04-05 01:21am

Joe's post was a crime against humanity.

Hobot · Post by **Hobot** » 2004-04-05 01:31am

Darth Wong wrote:Joe's post was a crime against humanity.

I can do better

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2004-04-05 01:44am

She's done softcore porn. Look up Poison Ivy. Though it's kind of ... well, weird. But she's got a killer rack anyway you slice it.

Not just softcore, lesbian (Embrace of the Vampire). Nothing magnificent, though.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2004-04-05 01:46am

Durandal wrote: She's done softcore porn. Look up Poison Ivy. Though it's kind of ... well, weird. But she's got a killer rack anyway you slice it.

I recall Embrace of the Vampire having a lot of sex scenes in it too.

Edit: Ah, my turn to be late, eh?

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-04-05 01:52am

justifier wrote:Very nice, where did you get it?

Some fan site, I think. I just happened across it one day and decided to keep it. It also appears in the "About Me" section of my website.

And yes, Embrace of the Vampire did have lots of sex scenes, but they weren't exactly erotic. Not to me anyway.

And stop posting pictures of terminally ugly men. In the name of equality and tolerance, I can't stop the gays from posting pictures of attractive men, but I'll be damned if I can't stop the straights from posting pictures of ugly ones.

Dillon · Post by **Dillon** » 2004-04-05 02:18am

1) Anna Paquin
2) Elisha Cuthbert
3) That blond girl from the new Planet of the Apes movie. Can't recall her name.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2004-04-05 02:23am

3) That blond girl from the new Planet of the Apes movie. Can't recall her name.

That would be Canada's Estella Warren, who also happens to be the Worst Actress of All Time.

Dillon · Post by **Dillon** » 2004-04-05 02:24am

Joe wrote:

3) That blond girl from the new Planet of the Apes movie. Can't recall her name.
That would be Canada's Estella Warren, who also happens to be the Worst Actress of All Time.

Ah, well if she's that bad, maybe she will end up in the porn industry.

PrinceofLowLight · Post by **PrinceofLowLight** » 2004-04-05 02:26am

I'd love to see that chick who played B5's political officer in that season 3 ep deliver a speech with a sheen of cum on her face.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-04-05 03:00am

Durandal wrote:Justifier hit the nail on the head. Alyson Hannigan definitely needs to do porn, as does Jessica Alba.

As for Jessica Alba - didn't we get some full frontal from her in a very obscure movie?

ndal wrote:And yes, Keira Knightley definitely needs to do some sort of hardcore pornography.

(insert joke about Natalie Portman's infamous "vow of chastity")

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-04-05 03:49am

Heh at least portman is killing people after she's done with starwars....

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-04-05 09:52am

PrinceofLowLight wrote:I'd love to see that chick who played B5's political officer in that season 3 ep deliver a speech with a sheen of cum on her face.

Shari Shattuck as Julie Musante.

She was in one of those bad softcore movies Point of Seduction: Body Chemistry III

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-04-05 10:02am

Peregrin Toker wrote: As for Jessica Alba - didn't we get some full frontal from her in a very obscure movie?

If you're referring to The Sleeping Dicitonary I'm pretty sure that the frontal part is a body double. They never show JA's face while they are showing anything.

ndal wrote:And yes, Keira Knightley definitely needs to do some sort of hardcore pornography.

She did a hint of soft core stuff in the remake of Doctor Zhivago so give her a little time she might still be making movies when Hollywood stops pretending in it's movies.

(man is she making a lot of movies now. She's in that new King Arthur movie). She doesn't seem to have much of a problem with nudity from what I've seen so far so she's on her way.

Now the ones I'd add to the list.

Ashley Judd
Jennifer Connelly

These two have faked it in enough movies now that they might as well start doing it for real.

Nichole Kidman (mainly because of Dead Calm

Jane March, assuming she wasn't really doing the guy in The Lover. Some of the rumors suggest that it wasn't entirely fake. Anyway, after the crappy crappy movie The Color of Night that she did with Bruce Willis she might as well skip right to porn (It would have kept her from making that Tarzan movie with Casper Van Dien).

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-04-05 10:34am

I wouldn't mind some Sarah & Sarah porn, as in Sarah McLachlan and Sarah Slean (pictured below). Hell, knowing the number of cute celebs & musicians named "Sarah" we could have an entire Sarah & Sarah video series.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-04-05 10:41am

1. Charisma Carpenter
2. Alyson Hannigan
3. Sandra Bullock

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-04-05 10:43am

I deffinitly would like to see many of these celebrities in porn,doing it for real but some things i fing gross.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-04-05 11:08am

Tsyroc wrote:
Peregrin Toker wrote: As for Jessica Alba - didn't we get some full frontal from her in a very obscure movie?
If you're referring to The Sleeping Dicitonary I'm pretty sure that the frontal part is a body double. They never show JA's face while they are showing anything.

It's a wholly different movie which is much older than "The Sleeping Dictionary" - I've seen the said frontal scene, where the camera pans up from her naked abdomen up to her face... if it's not Jessica Alba who's on display, it must be someone who looks a lot like her.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-04-05 11:11am

Dean Cain. Just because.
And Nick Lachey, of course.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-04-05 11:27am

verilon wrote:Dean Cain. Just because.

He did get pretty ripped the last year of Lois & Clark

For those desperate losers like me who need to know what movies to rent: Celebrity Nudity Database

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-04-05 11:32am

having seen alyssa milano do a brief strip tease on a .wmv file i got from a friend, all i have to say is *BOING!*. i'd love to see her do hardcore.

other celebs include kate winslet, kirsten dunst, sarah michelle gehllar, charisma carpenter, claudia christian, uma thurman, nikki cox, and whoever that one chick on buffy was that played Faith.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-04-05 11:36am

Eliza Duzhuku (spelling?)
Jessica Alba
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Anna Paquin

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2004-04-05 11:41am

Col. Crackpot wrote:Eliza Duzhuku (spelling?)
Jessica Alba

Oh most fucking definetly on those two ... they have so much good stuff going on that it is almost painful sometimes! Oh and it is Eliza Dushku

And don't ask me why, but Nicole Kidman. I recon she could make really high ass quality porn that is classy and sexy.