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TrailerParkJawa wrote:Alyssa Milano. With a girl or a guy, I don't care. I'd prefer if she does not shave all her pubs either, a nicely trimmed triangle or rectangle would be really hot.
She's done softcore porn. Look up Poison Ivy. Though it's kind of ... well, weird. But she's got a killer rack anyway you slice it.

Justifier hit the nail on the head. Alyson Hannigan definitely needs to do porn, as does Jessica Alba. My problem with the risque shoots that Hannigan has done is that she looks slutty, and they manage to completely marginalize her look. She's not a slutty-looking girl, and trying to make her look that way makes her unattractive. For example, this is a sexy shot of her.

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Her Maxim shoot was awful. I can't believe they put her in a Catholic school girl's uniform and managed to make her unattractive.

Sarah Michelle Gellar is a film cock-tease, and it pisses me off. Just do a fucking nude scene already.

And Joe, I've got half a mind to delete your post. :D
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Very nice, where did you get it?
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I've always had a thing for Gabrielle Anwar. I would enjoy just seeing her in general.
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She's done softcore porn. Look up Poison Ivy. Though it's kind of ... well, weird. But she's got a killer rack anyway you slice it.
Not just softcore, lesbian (Embrace of the Vampire). Nothing magnificent, though.
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Durandal wrote: She's done softcore porn. Look up Poison Ivy. Though it's kind of ... well, weird. But she's got a killer rack anyway you slice it.
I recall Embrace of the Vampire having a lot of sex scenes in it too.

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justifier wrote:Very nice, where did you get it?
Some fan site, I think. I just happened across it one day and decided to keep it. It also appears in the "About Me" section of my website.

And yes, Embrace of the Vampire did have lots of sex scenes, but they weren't exactly erotic. Not to me anyway.

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1) Anna Paquin
2) Elisha Cuthbert
3) That blond girl from the new Planet of the Apes movie. Can't recall her name.
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3) That blond girl from the new Planet of the Apes movie. Can't recall her name.
That would be Canada's Estella Warren, who also happens to be the Worst Actress of All Time.
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3) That blond girl from the new Planet of the Apes movie. Can't recall her name.
That would be Canada's Estella Warren, who also happens to be the Worst Actress of All Time.
Ah, well if she's that bad, maybe she will end up in the porn industry. :P
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I'd love to see that chick who played B5's political officer in that season 3 ep deliver a speech with a sheen of cum on her face.
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Durandal wrote:Justifier hit the nail on the head. Alyson Hannigan definitely needs to do porn, as does Jessica Alba.
As for Jessica Alba - didn't we get some full frontal from her in a very obscure movie?

ndal wrote:And yes, Keira Knightley definitely needs to do some sort of hardcore pornography.
(insert joke about Natalie Portman's infamous "vow of chastity")
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Heh at least portman is killing people after she's done with starwars....
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PrinceofLowLight wrote:I'd love to see that chick who played B5's political officer in that season 3 ep deliver a speech with a sheen of cum on her face.

Shari Shattuck as Julie Musante.

She was in one of those bad softcore movies Point of Seduction: Body Chemistry III
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Peregrin Toker wrote: As for Jessica Alba - didn't we get some full frontal from her in a very obscure movie?
If you're referring to The Sleeping Dicitonary I'm pretty sure that the frontal part is a body double. They never show JA's face while they are showing anything.

ndal wrote:And yes, Keira Knightley definitely needs to do some sort of hardcore pornography.
She did a hint of soft core stuff in the remake of Doctor Zhivago so give her a little time she might still be making movies when Hollywood stops pretending in it's movies. :) (man is she making a lot of movies now. She's in that new King Arthur movie). She doesn't seem to have much of a problem with nudity from what I've seen so far so she's on her way.


Now the ones I'd add to the list.

Ashley Judd
Jennifer Connelly

These two have faked it in enough movies now that they might as well start doing it for real.

Nichole Kidman (mainly because of Dead Calm

Jane March, assuming she wasn't really doing the guy in The Lover. Some of the rumors suggest that it wasn't entirely fake. Anyway, after the crappy crappy movie The Color of Night that she did with Bruce Willis she might as well skip right to porn (It would have kept her from making that Tarzan movie with Casper Van Dien).
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I wouldn't mind some Sarah & Sarah porn, as in Sarah McLachlan and Sarah Slean (pictured below). Hell, knowing the number of cute celebs & musicians named "Sarah" we could have an entire Sarah & Sarah video series.

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1. Charisma Carpenter
2. Alyson Hannigan
3. Sandra Bullock
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I deffinitly would like to see many of these celebrities in porn,doing it for real but some things i fing gross. :oops:
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Tsyroc wrote:
Peregrin Toker wrote: As for Jessica Alba - didn't we get some full frontal from her in a very obscure movie?
If you're referring to The Sleeping Dicitonary I'm pretty sure that the frontal part is a body double. They never show JA's face while they are showing anything.
It's a wholly different movie which is much older than "The Sleeping Dictionary" - I've seen the said frontal scene, where the camera pans up from her naked abdomen up to her face... if it's not Jessica Alba who's on display, it must be someone who looks a lot like her.
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Dean Cain. Just because.
And Nick Lachey, of course.
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verilon wrote:Dean Cain. Just because.
He did get pretty ripped the last year of Lois & Clark



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having seen alyssa milano do a brief strip tease on a .wmv file i got from a friend, all i have to say is *BOING!*. i'd love to see her do hardcore.

other celebs include kate winslet, kirsten dunst, sarah michelle gehllar, charisma carpenter, claudia christian, uma thurman, nikki cox, and whoever that one chick on buffy was that played Faith.
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Eliza Duzhuku (spelling?)
Jessica Alba
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Anna Paquin
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Col. Crackpot wrote:Eliza Duzhuku (spelling?)
Jessica Alba
Oh most fucking definetly on those two ... they have so much good stuff going on that it is almost painful sometimes! Oh and it is Eliza Dushku :wink:

And don't ask me why, but Nicole Kidman. I recon she could make really high ass quality porn that is classy and sexy. :wink:
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