[Discussion] So when did the rules change?

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2007-07-28 03:34pm

Dalton wrote:
Coyote wrote:"The Royal Guard shall haul out all the casks of rum, brandy, wine and mead and open them; slaughter and roast the lambs! Dancers shall dance, and sex slaves issued to all! Free porn will be handed out, and an endless feast is to be begun! The watchword of the day is debauchery!!! There shall be humping in the hallways, humping in the foyer, humping... well, pretty much anywhere. The whole palace is rigged with webcams so the revenues from the downloads alone will keep us well-funded.

Friday will be "Hawaiian Shirt Day".
How is that any different from what we're doing now? :P

It isn't, Coyote just likes the comfy chair.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2007-07-28 03:39pm

Chris OFarrell wrote:*looks around thread*

....

I ain't touching this with a ten foot pole.

*hands him an 11ft pole*
You first.

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2007-07-28 07:02pm

Dalton wrote:
Coyote wrote:"The Royal Guard shall haul out all the casks of rum, brandy, wine and mead and open them; slaughter and roast the lambs! Dancers shall dance, and sex slaves issued to all! Free porn will be handed out, and an endless feast is to be begun! The watchword of the day is debauchery!!! There shall be humping in the hallways, humping in the foyer, humping... well, pretty much anywhere. The whole palace is rigged with webcams so the revenues from the downloads alone will keep us well-funded.

Friday will be "Hawaiian Shirt Day".
How is that any different from what we're doing now?

Right now its "Dress Like a Pirate Thursday" and Coyote's pantaloons are getting worn out.

Post by **Surlethe** » 2007-07-28 11:16pm

Beowulf wrote:Coup d'etat time! Fear the Mess!

Goddamn uppity Messholes. You've still got eight months before you're allowed to pull something like this.

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2007-08-03 02:33am

The Duchess of Zeon wrote:There are lots of strange opinions out there about what I'm like, but Spyder somehow deciding to support me to be an admin is possibly the weirdest response to my existence I've ever gotten on this message board.

Dont listen to Spyder. You, a member of the Senate, have spoken out against the current application and misuse of the Royal Perogative by His Imperial Majesties Government. As such, do not allow your self to be coopted by this vile administration, you must stand in Loyal Oppostion with like minded fellow Senator's and lead a viable, loyal, government in waiting.

On that note Dalton has attempted, in violation of every principle on which this house stands, to limit debauchery and drunkenness through mesures of economy and evident sobriety. This man has posted while sober. Has, on numerous occations, attempted to impose a dreadfull economy upon the people of the land by cutting back on the Senatorial aquistion of Brandy.

Post by **Dalton** » 2007-08-04 03:16pm

Evidence, sir! I demand proof!

Post by **Coyote** » 2007-08-04 03:49pm

Next week, we shall begin photo shoots for the "ladies of Stardestroyer Calendar". I think by now we may actually have enough females to fill a 12-month calendar.

Post by **Edi** » 2007-08-04 03:54pm

The Duchess of Zeon wrote:
Spyder wrote:There's an obvious solution to this problem. I propose we make Marina an admin.
*stares*

...

WHAT?

Consider your reaction seconded, milady.

Right...

*certifies Spyder*

You in the white coats!
*points at Spyder*
Take him away and put him in a round room with soft walls. There's no telling what he might do, he's clearly a danger to himself and those around him.

*considers the prospect of Marina as Admin*
*blanches*

I don't think we need quite THAT level of smiting around here...

Post by **Edi** » 2007-08-04 04:03pm

Coyote wrote:Next week, we shall begin photo shoots for the "ladies of Stardestroyer Calendar". I think by now we may actually have enough females to fill a 12-month calendar.

*backs slowly away from Coyote*

Given the Senator's army background, he presumably meant a nudie/skimpy clothing calendar of the SDnet ladies? Coyote, you did make that suggestion with the caveat that the esteemed Duchess, despite her rumored beauty, is exempt from this idea? Since the Governor of the HoS is not at all certain that she would be willing to grace the right dishonorable male lechers of the Senate with THAT much favor...

Post by **Surlethe** » 2007-08-04 04:56pm

Edi wrote:*considers the prospect of Marina as Admin*
*blanches*

I don't think we need quite THAT level of smiting around here...

When Capsaicin was made an administrator, I believe that there was a certain level of unease among the populace because of the possibility that Durandal had at last got his hands on the reins of power and was about to carry out a reign of terror.

This Senator therefore proposes a study into which prospect would terrify the general populace more: Her Grace the Duchess of Zeon, or His Bileness Durandal, as an administrator. The appropriate earmarks, kickbacks, and other modifications will be proposed for the FY 2008 budget.

This Senator also proposes that the Subcommittee on Abuse of Power, Systemic Corruption, and Administrative Accountability look into the possibility of a systematic purge, beginning exactly six months into the fiscal year. The Honorable Governors and nominated Chairs of that committee, His Excellency RedImperator and the aforementioned His Bileness Durandal, will no doubt approach the project with relish and experience.

Capsaicin · Post by **Capsaicin** » 2007-08-04 05:39pm

Surlethe wrote:When Capsaicin was made an administrator, I believe that there was a certain level of unease among the populace because of the possibility that Durandal had at last got his hands on the reins of power and was about to carry out a reign of terror.

This Senator therefore proposes a study into which prospect would terrify the general populace more: Her Grace the Duchess of Zeon, or His Bileness Durandal, as an administrator. The appropriate earmarks, kickbacks, and other modifications will be proposed for the FY 2008 budget.

This Senator also proposes that the Subcommittee on Abuse of Power, Systemic Corruption, and Administrative Accountability look into the possibility of a systematic purge, beginning exactly six months into the fiscal year. The Honorable Governors and nominated Chairs of that committee, His Excellency RedImperator and the aforementioned His Bileness Durandal, will no doubt approach the project with relish and experience.

Interesting.

Post by **Coyote** » 2007-08-05 12:46am

A great idea. We can brutally train their minds to be harmless contributors to society by playing Beethoven's "Ode to Joy" over and over again really loud, and making them so averse to violence that their brains would rather shut down than indulge in wanton cruelties. We can call this project "Clockwork Orange" and provide positive reinforcement by handing out treats for good behavior-- treats called "Soylent Green". Mmmmm....!

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2007-08-05 04:19am

Dalton wrote:Evidence, sir! I demand proof!

Evidence? Droof? you shirr arew cwlery shober!@ this sdshall not shtand!

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2007-08-05 04:58pm

Eh, I AM tall and leggy, but otherwise I'm a fairly stereotypical dyke.

Seriously.

..Not like anyone will ever believe that. Sigh.

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2007-08-05 06:41pm

Surlethe wrote:When Capsaicin was made an administrator, I believe that there was a certain level of unease among the populace because of the possibility that Durandal had at last got his hands on the reins of power and was about to carry out a reign of terror.

Durandal's easy to distract. Just set up a full length mirror some very expensive hair care products and establish a gentle breeze to muss up his hair. You won't see him for a week. Repeat as neccessary.

Edit: In fact, I think we have a room like that for just such an emergency.

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2007-08-05 11:59pm

The Duchess of Zeon wrote:Eh, I AM tall and leggy, but otherwise I'm a fairly stereotypical dyke.

Seriously.

..Not like anyone will ever believe that. Sigh.

So you mean you play softball, grow unsightly body hair, and listen to a lot of Melissa Ethridge?

Post by **Coyote** » 2007-08-06 03:30pm

CmdrWilkens wrote:So you mean you play softball, grow unsightly body hair, and listen to a lot of Melissa Ethridge?

No, she wears a miniskirt when she rides her Harley, with an unlit cigarette dangling James Dean-style from her ruby lips, and punches the fuck out of any guy that stares at her. She never takes off her sunglasses, even at night, and and has combat boots instead of heels. The Melissa Ethridge part is true, though.