Dumbest Review Ever

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2002-12-13 02:57pm

A friend of mine wrote a guide for Resident Evil, and recieved the following review:

Wow, sweet freaking guide - I'd prolly read it if it wasn't so long.

Words fail me. Have any of you ever gotten a review this stupid?

Cthulhu-chan · Post by **Cthulhu-chan** » 2002-12-13 03:24pm

HA!

Out of curiosity, where is this "oh, so long" guide available?

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2002-12-13 03:33pm

Gamefaqs, where else?

Look for the Plot Guide for Resident Evil, written by TWilde.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2002-12-13 03:47pm

Yep, that's pretty dumb.

Spoonist · Post by **Spoonist** » 2002-12-13 06:46pm

I will never forget what a classmate of mine said:

A thick book cant be good, cause you know if the author was any good he could say what he wanted with a thin book

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-12-13 08:12pm

Spoonist wrote:I will never forget what a classmate of mine said:
A thick book cant be good, cause you know if the author was any good he could say what he wanted with a thin book

It's little more than an excuse to being a lazy moron that hasn't read anything longer than a CD cover. Perhaps he thinks if War and Peace was written by a good author, it would be summarized into one sentence.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-12-13 08:19pm

Spoonist wrote:I will never forget what a classmate of mine said:
A thick book cant be good, cause you know if the author was any good he could say what he wanted with a thin book

And a good film is on less DVDs than than a bad one. Multiple DVDs can't be good, cause you know if the director was any good he could say what he wanted on one DVD.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-12-13 08:31pm

neoolong wrote:And a good film is on less DVDs than than a bad one. Multiple DVDs can't be good, cause you know if the director was any good he could say what he wanted on one DVD.

Yeah, tell that to Peter Jackson.