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Was Hitler the reincarnation of Christ?

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Was Hitler the reincarnation of Christ?

Disclaimer.
It should be understood that the author of this maintains no belief that Jesus ever existed, neither that Hitler is in fact the second coming of Christ. This analysis is absurd by itself, yet it shows how easily it is to fit the biblical prophecies even with the most notorious criminal on Earth as a God. Let’s see how Hitler tried to fulfill all the prophecies about the Second Coming, and how awfully close he came to actually doing it – establishing the “millenial kingdom” where people would bow “before a greater god”. This article does not take any political view, or engage in any revisionism, the Author personally denounces Nazism and all variations thereof. Neither does the Author hold the Christian views. Enjoy! Lengthy though :)

Analyzing Revelation of St. John.
REV 1:7 (NIV) wrote:Look, he is coming with the clouds, and every eye will see him, even those who pierced him; and all the peoples of the earth will mourn because of him. So shall it be! Amen.
Notice how precisely is Hitler’s coming described – indeed, when he came, a dreadful future was “hidden in the clouds”, and it’s hard to find a person nowadays who has not seen or heard of Hitler. But has he fulfilled this verse? It is so true that all the nations that were touched by Hitler mourned and cried for their dead. Had his Kingdom really conquered the Earth, this mourning would indeed be universal.
REV 1:20 (NIV) wrote:The seven stars are the angels of the seven churches, and the seven lampstands are the seven churches.
There’s many possibilities for interpretation here. One can take this literally, at face value, that there would be seven Churches in Germany, meaning denominations, which Hitler was to unify in his Reich. But one can also look to the number seven in other organisations which supported Hitler’s rise – and lo, no coincidence that we find the number 7! Seven organizations that formed part of the basic structures of the Nazi government were charged as criminal during the Nuremberg.
REV 2:10 (NIV) wrote:I know your afflictions and your poverty—yet you are rich! I know the slander of those who say they are Jews and are not, but are a synagogue of Satan.
Here we read from Revelations a quote where Jews are described as the “synagogue of Satan” – compare that to Adolf Hitler’s saying:
Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf wrote:The personification of the devil as the symbol of all evil assumes the living shape of the Jew.
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Certainly we don't have to discuss these matters with the Jews, the most modern inventors of this cultural perfume. Their whole existence is an embodied protest against the aesthetics of the Lord's image.
REV 3:4-5 (NIV) wrote:Yet you have a few people in Sardis who have not soiled their clothes. They will walk with me, dressed in white, for they are worthy. 5He who overcomes will, like them, be dressed in white. I will never blot out his name from the book of life, but will acknowledge his name before my Father and his angels.
It is ridiculous even for a fundie to read this literally as “soiling clothes” – no, the meaning is a bit deeper. It is known that bodies have been regarded even by the earliest Christians (and certainly by many modern theologians) as “cloth” or “sheath” for the soul – drawing support from such Bible quotes as “In the midst of its sheath my spirit was distressed” (Dan 7:15). And so Adolf Hitler reveals once more that he is fulfilling and well understanding the Bible:
Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf wrote:That this is possible may not be denied in a world where hundreds and hundreds of thousands of people voluntarily submit to celibacy, obligated and bound by nothing except the injunction of the Church. Should the same renunciation not be possible if this injunction is replaced by the admonition finally to put an end to the constant and continuous original sin of racial poisoning, and to give the Almighty Creator beings such as He Himself created?
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The result of all racial crossing is therefore in brief always the following: (a) Lowering of the level of the higher race; (b) Physical and intellectual regression and hence the beginning of a slowly but surely progressing sickness. To bring about such a development is, then, nothing else but to sin against the will of the eternal creator.
REV 3:26-28 (NIV) wrote:To him who overcomes and does my will to the end, I will give authority over the nations— 'He will rule them with an iron scepter; he will dash them to pieces like pottery'— just as I have received authority from my Father. I will also give him the morning star.
In Hitler’s grand scheme of things this is exactly what was about to happen – his absolute and universal rule over the nations with an extremely harsch “iron rod”. “Dash them to pieces like pottery” also is very descrptive of how Hitler’s incredible war machine crushed his opponents. “I will give him the morning star” – says Christ. The symbol of Soviet Union – the red morning star, the Aurora (“Morning Star”, the battlecruiser that started the Revolution by firing shells at the Winter Palace). So what were Hitler’s plans for the States of the Morning Star? Exactly fitting the prophecy in an eerie way...
Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf wrote:We take up where we broke off six hundred years ago. We stop the endless German movement to the south and west, and turn our gaze toward the land in the east. At long last we break of the colonial and commercial policy of the pre-War period and shift to the soil policy of the future. If we speak of soil in Europe today, we can primarily have in mind only Russia and her vassal border states.
Wikipedia’s summary of Generalplan Ost (General Plan East) wrote:Generalplan Ost, essentially a grand plan for ethnic cleansing, was divided into two parts, the Kleine Planung ("Small Plan"), which covered actions which were to be taken during the war, and the Große Planung ("Big Plan"), which covered actions to be undertaken after the war was won. The plan envisaged differing percentages of the various conquered nations undergoing Germanisation, expulsion into the depths of Russia, and other gruesome fates, the net effect of which would be to ensure that the conquered territories would take on an irrevocably German character. In ten years time, the plan called for the extermination of most or all Slavs still living behind the front line. Instead 250 million Germans would live in an extended "Reich" 50 years after the war.
REV 4:4 (NIV) wrote:Surrounding the throne were twenty-four other thrones, and seated on them were twenty-four elders. They were dressed in white and had crowns of gold on their heads.
Now we descend into something really eerie. 24 elders aroung the Throne of God exactly match the number of 24 "major war criminals" – the people at Hitler’s throne of power - indicted at Nuremberg by the prosecution.
REV 4:6-8 (NIV) wrote:…In the center, around the throne, were four living creatures, and they were covered with eyes, in front and in back. The first living creature was like a lion, the second was like an ox, the third had a face like a man, the fourth was like a flying eagle. Each of the four living creatures had six wings and was covered with eyes all around, even under his wings.[…]
The fulfillement continues. Four organisations – four “beasts” - of the Third Reich - the National Socialist leadership corps, the Gestapo, the S.D., and S.S. were finally declared criminal organizations in Nuremberg. The “Eagle” was the Head of the NSDAP, the Leadership of the State:
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The “Man”-faced monster is the Gestapo – because it hides it’s beastly nature, it’s the “Geheimpolizei”, or “hidden police”.
The ox is the SD – the so-called “Security Service”, Sicherheitsdienst, which watches day and night over all the commited atrocities – a hard labour indeed.
And the lion is the last beast, the SS, which can both fight and simply kill, it symbolizes the SS with it’s Waffen-SS combat units as well as other, all involved in massive atrocities and genocide.

The Four Riders of Apocalypse come out

1. Pestilence
REV 6:1-2 (NIV) wrote:I watched as the Lamb opened the first of the seven seals. Then I heard one of the four living creatures say in a voice like thunder, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a white horse! Its rider held a bow, and he was given a crown, and he rode out as a conqueror bent on conquest.
At the end of World War I a conqueror of a different sort came to the world – the 1918 influenza pandemic, “Spanish Flu”. It took away between 20 and 40 million lives.

2. War
REV 6:3-4 (NIV) wrote:When the Lamb opened the second seal, I heard the second living creature say, "Come!" Then another horse came out, a fiery red one. Its rider was given power to take peace from the earth and to make men slay each other. To him was given a large sword.
A War with a capital “W” should precide the return of God; so it was done, in World War I. Not speaking from himself, but surely from God, Wilhelm II testified that the prophecy is coming true:
Wilhelm II's speech from the Balcony of the Royal Palace, Berlin, July 31, 1914 wrote:A momentous hour has struck for Germany. Envious rivals everywhere force us to legitimate defense. The sword has been forced into our hands. I hope that in the event that my efforts to the very last moment do not succeed in bringing our opponents to reason and in preserving peace, we may use the sword, with the help of God, so that we may sheathe it again with honor. War will demand enormous sacrifices by the German people, but we shall show the enemy what it means to attack Germany. And so I commend you to God. Go forth into the churches, kneel down before God, and implore his help for our brave army.
Not knowing that it’s the Second Horseman has been granted the Sword to slaughter mankind, other nations, too, called for the Sword:
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It’s also important to note that Horseman as the metaphor of World War I is a true revelation – WWI was the “Last Cavalry Battle”, a last major war where cavalry was used to full extent. Death of millions of horses along people drastically reduced their population. World War I was the Red Horseman – red blood filled the earth, and out of it’s carnage and blood-spilling a Red Beast whom we mentioned before, came forth – the Soviet Union.

3. Famine
REV 6:5-6 (NIV) wrote:When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand. Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!”
Oh how rich the beginning of the century was for famines! The blockade of Germany in World War I, the Russian 1918-1921 famine, the 1930’s Soviet famine… All of them preceded their great Master, the man who would send all of the Riders into battle once more – together.
REV 6:7-8 (KJV) wrote:And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
Come and see, as Death was released. The beginning of XX century was ripe with death – it followed the 3 other riders, making millions it’s victims. People of the time often said Hell has come on Earth, and the belief in Apocalyptic prophecy strenghened. They were waiting – and he would come…
REV 8:5 (NIV) wrote:Then the angel took the censer, filled it with fire from the altar, and hurled it on the earth; and there came peals of thunder, rumblings, flashes of lightning and an earthquake.
If Hitler is the reincarnate God, earthquakes must precede his triumph. And behold, they do:
Wikipedia on earthquakes of the time wrote:The Great Kanto Earthquake struck the Kanto plain on the Japanese main island of Honshu at 11:58 on the morning of September 1, 1923. The quake was later estimated to have had a magnitude between 7.9 and 8.4 on the Richter scale. It destroyed the Japanese port city of Yokohama as well as the surrounding prefectures of Chiba, Kanagawa, Shizuoka, and Tokyo.
According to most reliable sources, at least 105,385 lost their lives and over 37,000 were reported missing, believed dead. Most of the fatalities were caused by 88 fires which broke out separately and spread rapidly due to high winds from a typhoon near the Noto Peninsula. In several places, firestorms were observed—the largest of which claimed at least 30,000 lives at Rikugun Honjo Hifukusho. As the earthquake had caused water mains to break, putting out the fires took nearly two full days until late in the morning of September 3.
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The San Francisco earthquake of 1906 was a major earthquake at San Francisco, California, estimated to be approximately 7.8 on the Richter Scale [1], on the early morning of Wednesday, April 18, 1906. Foreshocks and the main quake occurred at about 5:12am along the San Andreas Fault, with an epicenter close to the city. Its violent shocks were felt from Oregon to Los Angeles, and inland as far as central Nevada. The earthquake and fire would go down as one of the worst natural disasters to hit a major city in United States history (see also the Galveston Hurricane and Hurricane Katrina).
At the time only 478 deaths were reported, a figure concocted by government officials who felt that reporting the true death toll would hurt real estate prices and efforts to rebuild the city. This figure has been revised to today's conservative estimate of 3000+. Some have put it as high as 6000. Most of the deaths occurred in San Francisco but 189 were reported elsewhere across the San Francisco Bay Area. Other places in the Bay Area such as Santa Rosa, San Jose, and Stanford University also received severe damage.
Between 225,000 and 300,000 people were left homeless, out of a population of about 400,000.
What next? The rain of fire mixed with blood: artillery barrages inflicting mass casualties and destruction!
REV 8:7 (NIV) wrote:The first angel sounded his trumpet, and there came hail and fire mixed with blood, and it was hurled down upon the earth. A third of the earth was burned up, a third of the trees were burned up, and all the green grass was burned up.
"An artillery barrage is a terrifying thing." - Erich Maria Remarque
Surely, the poetic description well fits the horrible effects produced by artillery! In both World Wars, artillery was referred to as “God”, a tool of “God’s wrath”, and was used to level down cities! Surely the military name-calling was God-inspired, yet again testifying the truth of the Prophecies.
REV 8:8-9 (NIV) wrote:The second angel sounded his trumpet, and something like a huge mountain, all ablaze, was thrown into the sea. A third of the sea turned into blood, a third of the living creatures in the sea died, and a third of the ships were destroyed
TUNGUS METEORITE JUNE 30, 1908 (TUNGUSKA). No comments.
REV 8:10-11 (NIV) wrote:The third angel sounded his trumpet, and a great star, blazing like a torch, fell from the sky on a third of the rivers and on the springs of water— the name of the star is Wormwood. A third of the waters turned bitter, and many people died from the waters that had become bitter.
It’s well known that drilled mustard was one of the poisonous chemicals used by the Germans in World War I – and although the poet John has confused some events with the previous vision, obviously (such as the meteor), but lo, he correctly identified this plague as “Wormwood” – that is another sign to the fulfillment of the Bible.
REV 8:12 (NIV) wrote:The fourth angel sounded his trumpet, and a third of the sun was struck, a third of the moon, and a third of the stars, so that a third of them turned dark. A third of the day was without light, and also a third of the night.
Now this is scary. Hitler’s first act of building the World Kingdom – the Rhineland - actually was succeeded by a unique solar eclipse, one that is not likely to happen in another 300-400 years from the date! A great Total Solar Eclipse of 19 June 1936! Just two days before the eclipse Himmler was appointed the Chief of German Police – the skies knew that the End of the World is about to start! This same year, on the first of August, the Olympic games in Germany begun.
A great locust invasion described by John did indeed happen in the same time as the Four Horsemen did their horrific job.
Library of Congress – American Colony in Jerusalem wrote:THE LOCUST PLAGUE
From March to October 1915, a plague of locusts stripped areas in and around Palestine of almost all vegetation. This invasion of biblical proportions seriously compromised the already depleted food supply of the region and sharpened the misery of all Jerusalemites. Djemal Pasha, Supreme Commander of Syria and Arabia, who mounted a campaign to limit the devastation, asked the American Colony photographers to document the progress of the locust hordes.
Locust Album
The Colony created the "locust album" that documented the course of the plague of 1915 at the request of Djemal Pasha. On these pages, a fig tree photographed just before and after the locusts attacked is graphic proof of the destruction wrought by the insect invasion. In his account of the devastation in The National Geographic, Colony member John Whiting wrote that the locusts were so voracious and numerous that they could swarm over an unguarded infant and devour its eyes within a few minutes
But we can’t overlook a few details of John’s revelation. This locust invasion, although interesting, differs from John’s locusts – again, they arrived after the meteorite, and werent’ usual grasshoppers devouring grass… The clue is to see a possible interpretation – and lo, the paratroopers – the airborne forces are the locust. They were even called “locust warriors” by the armies of the Anti-Christ – the USSR. Surely a divine foresight - snd whose army but Hitlers made such effective use of paratroopers in the war.
REV 9:9-11 (NIV) wrote:They had breastplates like breastplates of iron, and the sound of their wings was like the thundering of many horses and chariots rushing into battle. They had tails and stings like scorpions, and in their tails they had power to torment people for five months. They had as king over them the angel of the Abyss, whose name in Hebrew is Abaddon, and in Greek, Apollyon.
Surely that is what John must have thought, as he saw the humming planes of Luftwaffe’s air hordes, surely he thought that the strange “guns” were in fact tails. The prophecy is fulfilled in yet more ways – lord of the Abyss, Goering, is the head of the Luftwaffe. The amount of destruction wrought by Luftwaffe’s total bombings is enormous and hard to comprehend – he is the Destroyer, Abbadon.
REV 9:15-16 (KJV) wrote:And the four angels were loosed, which were prepared for an hour, and a day, and a month, and a year, for to slay the third part of men. And the number of the army of the horsemen were two hundred thousand thousand: and I heard the number of them.
Here is another repetition of the vision – the grand finale of the Armies released. Four angels are obviously the four riders mentioned before. The Army though is the invasion army of Poland – 2 million Reich soldiers invaded Poland in 1939. The “thousand thousand” is an obvious incorrect repetition by John, but that corrected, this passage was a very correct vision of the future!
REV 9:17-19 (NIV) wrote:And thus I saw the horses in the vision, and them that sat on them, having breastplates of fire, and of jacinth, and brimstone: and the heads of the horses were as the heads of lions; and out of their mouths issued fire and smoke and brimstone. By these three was the third part of men killed, by the fire, and by the smoke, and by the brimstone, which issued out of their mouths. For their power is in their mouth, and in their tails: for their tails were like unto serpents, and had heads, and with them they do hurt.
Now, many of you may have wondered about these armoured “horses”. No big secret here – the prophecy is fulfilled with the Panzerfaust, the dreaded German tanks! The breastplates of fire with some funky colours – definetely armour in camouflage. John speaks about the “tails” with “heads” which precisely describe tank guns. The “mouths” are the machine-guns. Notice – both tails and mouths emit fire! What an eerie prediction that came out true – the panzerwaffe indeed killed so effectively! As for the third of men killed, it may refer to the losses that the world was to suffer, should Hitler ever have come to world domination. But even in all intermediate stages Hitler destroyed many “thirds” of organisations and populations – like, the third of european Jewry.
REV 9:20-21 (NIV) wrote:And the rest of the men which were not killed by these plagues yet repented not of the works of their hands, that they should not worship devils, and idols of gold, and silver, and brass, and stone, and of wood: which neither can see, nor hear, nor walk: Neither repented they of their murders, nor of their sorceries, nor of their fornication, nor of their thefts.
This is probably spoken of the Jews – we know that Hitler almost exactly cited the passage talking about how Jews do sorcery, dark ritual murders, fornication and theft – all of these were sins that Hitler correctly identified and ascribed to the Jews. Thus they have not repented; and God Incarnate was about to bring their destruction!
Then we come to the two witnesses. It’s easy to understand that those two were Rasputin and the errant- and hardly understood, very secretive Tsar Nicholas the II, the last Russian Emperor. Rasputin was a devout Christian and adhered to the standards of Christ’s apostles as he himself said. So was the Tsar, the well-known murdered “Nicholas the Bloody”. Now he is known as “St. Nicholas” in the Russian Church – another sign that he was the god’s witness in fact. Both of them were hated by many, and none could kill them until the Beast – that is, Lenin – came!
The spiritual cities of Sodom and Egypt where their bodies would be are St. Petersburg and Ekaterinburg – not by incident the names of two of Russia’s greatest rulers! The link to Egypt would be found even later as the Beast (Lenin) after “death” enters the Egypt Pyramid called “Mausoleum”.
“Spiritually… where our Lord was also crucified” – this obviously refers to the situation this “Lord” put himself into, being pulled to two fronts in the war with Britain and Russia. This is the new “crucifix” from which he should have arisen to World Kingdom!
And let us remember that there were reports of both Rasputin and Nicholas coming back from the dead! They were “ascended to heaven” – even in their life the Church had righfully promised them heaven, much so after death.
REV 11:15 (NIV) wrote:And the seventh angel sounded; and there were great voices in heaven, saying, The kingdoms of this world are become the kingdoms of our Lord, and of his Christ; and he shall reign for ever and ever.
The plans of World Reich are stated once more.
REV 12:3 (NIV) wrote:And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads.
REV 13:1-7 (KJV) wrote: And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy. And the beast which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as the feet of a bear, and his mouth as the mouth of a lion: and the dragon gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority. And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast. And they worshipped the dragon which gave power unto the beast: and they worshipped the beast, saying, Who is like unto the beast? who is able to make war with him? And there was given unto him a mouth speaking great things and blasphemies; and power was given unto him to continue forty and two months. And he opened his mouth in blasphemy against God, to blaspheme his name, and his tabernacle, and them that dwell in heaven. And it was given unto him to make war with the saints, and to overcome them: and power was given him over all kindreds, and tongues, and nations.
The Great Red Dragon is, with no doubt, Russia. The Seven Heads, the Ten Horns, the Seven Crowns – all of this has been thoroughly discussed and proven to death by Apocalypse “explorers”! The Beast hath come! But let me stress once more the fulfillment of the prophecy. The heads mean the subject to the Soviet Union 7 states. The crowns are the various Soviet leaders. The so-called “death wound” is the attack on Lenin – he was, in fact, healed from a deadly wound! What a terrible truth of the prophecy, such circumstances can not be coincidence! The 42 months is the time that Hitler has given the USSR after he began building the World Reich; and once past, the Beast would be crushed. Blasphemy was common in the USSR – in fact, it was anti-God and anti-Christ in philosophy and general culture! Just take that Jewry, the internationalism (remember – the sin of racial poisoning!) and women’s emancipation movement! The Beast also made war with the saints – the Church and monarchists were crushed and opressed by the Soviet power. As for many languages and nations – just look how multinational the USSR was. In short, the Beast hath come. Many people know how to identify Lenin, too bad that some are still blind to the fact:
salon.com wrote:"When we were children we discovered that if we took matches and arranged them to spell Lenin, the same number of matches could be rearranged to make 666." She demonstrated this to me with matches from the altar. "666 is Lenin, it is Lenin's sign, the sign of the Devil.
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REV 13:11-16 (KJV) wrote:And I beheld another beast coming up out of the earth; and he had two horns like a lamb, and he spake as a dragon. And he exerciseth all the power of the first beast before him, and causeth the earth and them which dwell therein to worship the first beast, whose deadly wound was healed. And deceiveth them that dwell on the earth by the means of those miracles which he had power to do in the sight of the beast; saying to them that dwell on the earth, that they should make an image to the beast, which had the wound by a sword, and did live.And he had power to give life unto the image of the beast, that the image of the beast should both speak, and cause that as many as would not worship the image of the beast should be killed. And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:
Now, this is a clear reference to Stalin – he had “two horns” and spake like “a dragon”. He had indeed all the power of Lenin, and even more, and it’s true he causes to worship Lenin. “They should make an image” – just look at the Lenin statues made all over Russia, clearly Stalin knew and fulfilled the prophecy! The image should speak – the first Russian radio broadcasted the speeches of Lenin and Stalin! And those who worship not be killed – also true! The mark – what is it?
It’s the Soviet “star”, the Aurora, the Red Star, the Morning Star, the Star of the Devil! It’s on the military’s foreheads (Soviet helmets and caps!) and on the right hand, too – the star insignia on the shoulders! Both great and small – the Soviet satanic indocrination started at a young age, the Oktyabryata, October-kids, and continued into Pioneers and Komsomol!
And no-one could buy or sell unless he was a part of the Soviet system of “work”, because the Soviet economy was built that way! What a terrible fulfillment!
But behold how Hitler recognised this truth, and what he said about it and what events were about to unfold!
Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf wrote:And so he advances on his fatal road until another force comes forth to oppose him, and in a mighty struggle hurls the heaven-stormer back to Lucifer. Germany is today the next great war aim of Bolshevism. It requires all the force of a young missionary idea to raise our people up again, to free them from the snares of this international serpent...
Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf wrote:The fight against Jewish world Bolshevization requires a clear attitude toward Soviet Russia. thou cannot drive out the Devil with Beelsebub.
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REV 14:8-11 wrote:And there followed another angel, saying, Babylon is fallen, is fallen, that great city, because she made all nations drink of the wine of the wrath of her fornication. And the third angel followed them, saying with a loud voice, If any man worship the beast and his image, and receive his mark in his forehead, or in his hand, The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb: And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.
Russia, as the Nazis often said, and it’s “lower races” did “spread the microbes of communism” – what is it as not “she made all nations”? Remember, Hitler wasn’t too happy about a war with Britain and France… he was not ready to exert his full power yet. And Hitler’s laws about the treatment of Soviet POWs and Soviet citizens had fulfilled the prophecy once again – terrible torment and Hell on Earth itself, if anything can ever come close to it, awaited the peoples of the USSR…
“Smoke” of their torment – see how precise John is in describing the Holocaust – the victims of the Holy Hitlerite fight against the godless Jew-Bolshevism were burned in KZ crematoriums.

I will not even quote about the bloodshed of the last Holy War on Earth poetically called “reaping the vines”, which was described to be enormous in scale… all of the “Wrath of God” vials were accurate depictions of what Hitler and his armies did on occupied territory and in his own state. Clearly a divine message.

The rest – depicting the Fall of the Beast and the Whore (Soviet Union and Russia) – is in the realm of “what would happen if Hitler succeeded”, so it’s pointless to discuss alt-history. But the future would be pretty close to the total death and destruction described in Apocalypse of John.
REV 19:11-12 wrote:And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war. His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself. And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God. And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.
Many crowns Hitler indeed had – so much he conquered, and there was that Holy Roman Empire crown from Austria that he aquired. Hitler believed to be making a just war in the name of the Almighty God:
Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf wrote:Hence today I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator: by defending myself against the Jew, I am fighting for the work of the Lord
But let’s once again immense ourselves in the Apocalyptic vision:
REV 19:17-21 wrote:And I saw an angel standing in the sun; and he cried with a loud voice, saying to all the fowls that fly in the midst of heaven, Come and gather yourselves together unto the supper of the great God; That ye may eat the flesh of kings, and the flesh of captains, and the flesh of mighty men, and the flesh of horses, and of them that sit on them, and the flesh of all men, both free and bond, both small and great. And I saw the beast, and the kings of the earth, and their armies, gathered together to make war against him that sat on the horse, and against his army. And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone. And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse, which sword proceeded out of his mouth: and all the fowls were filled with their flesh.
Yes, this vision is rather fitting a future where Hitler wins over “kings of the Earth” who came out in a single front to kill him (the Allies) and cast these people in burning fire alive. But even more disturbing is the fact that Hitler in fact made people eat flesh – in some of the occupied or blocked, like Leningrad, territories people resorted to cannibalism, because the Nazis took every other food, or it has run out… The flesh of all men, both free and bond, both great and small – how terrifying must have it been to live in the times of the Prophecy!!
The Thousand-year Reich
The Millenial Kingdom that Hitler strived to build is the one Christ is promised to bring – for those who survived, that is. This is no coincidence too – Hitler could have chosen anything as a name for his Reich, anything but Millenium – that he chose, identifying himself once again with God Incarnate.
The end of the book is similar to ALL of Hitler’s world domination plans. Those, who don’t fit, shall be destroyed. Cast into the lake of fire. Imagine a world of crematoriums burning hundreds of millions of people to make place for Hitler’s “faitful”, “images of god”, “the master race”, “positive Christians”…
And the world was destined to fall even in other books of the Bible:
Romans 14:11 wrote:For it is written, As I live, saith the Lord, every knee shall bow to me, and every tongue shall confess to God.
World domination – but one not based on State, rather on race/nation (see the “every knee”, not “every kingdom”).
This has been noted before. In “Notes on Generalplan Ost”, a crucial German document that shows genocide policies prepared for the vast spaces of Eastern Europe, it is noted once and again that the Fuhrer and the Nazis do not deal with states, but only with nations.
One may think that it’s not true, because Hitler did not create a paradise. But that’s because “kings of the Earth” didn’t let him create his “paradise”.
And the Nazis indeed planned not just a Reich, but a Paradise on Earth for a 1000 years – exactly the plans expressed in Revelations!
NSDAP programme wrote:We as National Socialists and members of the German Workers' Party - a Party pledge to work - must be on principle the most fanatical Nationalists. We realized that the State can be for our people a paradise only if the people can hold sway therein freely as in a paradise: we realized that a slave state still never be a paradise, but only - always and for all time - a hell or a colony.
Indeed, Hitler himself said he wanted to create “paradise” on the occupied territories.

But first he, as God, too, had to bring there Hell.
Matthew 10:34 wrote:Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword.
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Is it really even worth the effort to bother rebutting something so incredibly inane?
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Utterly brilliant. You should get that posted somewhere permanent. It's up there with the Official God FAQ.
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Truly awesome in a way I can't firgure out whether to laugh raucously at, or nod my head and pontificate.
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A good way of revealing to people that Jesus doesn't shit roses. Jesus and the prophesies about him are fucked enough that THIS shit makes a kind of sense.
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Zero132132 wrote:A good way of revealing to people that Jesus doesn't shit roses. Jesus and the prophesies about him are fucked enough that THIS shit makes a kind of sense.
Too bad that Revelations (well, all of the New Testament, really) was written well after Jesus had died and can't really be construed as his own prophesies.
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Damn it, I want to make a really long reply to this, but I have to finish up a paper that's due in an hour and ten minutes. :x

I'll get back to this in a few hours, at anyrate. Very interesting, though I think it is mostly bollocks. :P
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General Zod wrote:Is it really even worth the effort to bother rebutting something so incredibly inane?
The post or Revelation? If you mean by Revelation, there's nothing really to rebut, since there's nothing solid you can pin down or deny. If you mean the post, there's no real point.
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General Zod wrote:Is it really even worth the effort to bother rebutting something so incredibly inane?
The post or Revelation? If you mean by Revelation, there's nothing really to rebut, since there's nothing solid you can pin down or deny. If you mean the post, there's no real point.
Actually, I just re-read the post and realised it's a parody. Jumped the gun without thinking about it. Meh, it's hard to tell at times. :?
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Given the sheer volume of this parody, I don't think I'll try to really give a rebuttal on it, despite what I said earlier in the thread.
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[quote="Stas Bush"][/quote]

Interesting

But here's the problem...

Chist-ler is supposed to 'win' after vanquishing the anti-christ at Armageedon (city on a hill), that didn't happen and God didn'ty judge mankind.

Though on one hand Hitler did have a messiah complex, on the other he was an incredibly stupid nutjob.
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Most Biblical prophecies are so vague they could refer to just about anything.
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Well, Hitler was supposed to win in his own delusions, right after chrushing the Antichrist and the Beast (Soviet Union). Armageddon could be considered the War itself - after all, spiritual places are commonly used in Revelation, or a great battle of the war that was supposed to turn up differently. I mean, come on, you can dig and I'm sure as hell you can find solid proof that Stalingrad is Armageddon. In fact, I can give you real "proof" (well, the type of "proof" fundies commonly use) right now.
It's on a Hill, a very famous Hill - Mamayev Kurgan, a dominant height overseeing the city of Stalingrad. This city bears the Second Beast's name, thus giving more proof to the fact that it was a decisive battle against the forces of the Beast.

Of course, we all know what happened in reality.
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LUKE 8:4-5 wrote:And when much people were gathered together, and were come to him out of every city, he spake by a parable: A sower went out to sow his seed
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MAT 10:34 wrote:Do not think that I came to bring peace on the earth; I did not come to bring peace, but a sword.
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LAMENTATIONS 2:1-4 wrote:How hath the LORD covered the daughter of Zion with a cloud in his anger, and cast down from heaven unto the earth the beauty of Israel, and remembered not his footstool in the day of his anger!
The LORD hath swallowed up all the habitations of Jacob, and hath not pitied: he hath thrown down in his wrath the strong holds of the daughter of Judah; he hath brought them down to the ground: he hath polluted the kingdom and the princes thereof.
He hath cut off in his fierce anger all the horn of Israel: he hath drawn back his right hand from before the enemy, and he burned against Jacob like a flaming fire, which devoureth round about.
He hath bent his bow like an enemy: he stood with his right hand as an adversary, and slew all that were pleasant to the eye in the tabernacle of the daughter of Zion: he poured out his fury like fire.
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REV 16:13-14 wrote:Then I saw three evil spirits that looked like frogs; they came out of the mouth of the dragon, out of the mouth of the beast and out of the mouth of the false prophet. They are spirits of demons performing miraculous signs, and they go out to the kings of the whole world, to gather them for the battle on the great day of God Almighty.
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(a German propaganda picture from World War II depicting the forces of the Allies)
LAMENTATIONS 2:21-22 wrote:The young and the old lie on the ground in the streets: my virgins and my young men are fallen by the sword; thou hast slain them in the day of thine anger; thou hast killed, and not pitied.
Thou hast called as in a solemn day my terrors round about, so that in the day of the LORD's anger none escaped nor remained: those that I have swaddled and brought up hath mine enemy consumed.
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LAMENTATIONS 4:6-11 wrote:For the punishment of the iniquity of the daughter of my people is greater than the punishment of the sin of Sodom, that was overthrown as in a moment, and no hands stayed on her.
Her Nazarites were purer than snow, they were whiter than milk, they were more ruddy in body than rubies, their polishing was of sapphire:
Their visage is blacker than a coal; they are not known in the streets: their skin cleaveth to their bones; it is withered, it is become like a stick.
They that be slain with the sword are better than they that be slain with hunger: for these pine away, stricken through for want of the fruits of the field.
The hands of the pitiful women have sodden their own children: they were their meat in the destruction of the daughter of my people.
The LORD hath accomplished his fury; he hath poured out his fierce anger, and hath kindled a fire in Zion, and it hath devoured the foundations thereof.
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EZEKIEL 1:5 ... 13-14 wrote: Also out of the midst thereof came the likeness of four living creatures. And this was their appearance; they had the likeness of a man.
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As for the likeness of the living creatures, their appearance was like burning coals of fire, and like the appearance of lamps: it went up and down among the living creatures; and the fire was bright, and out of the fire went forth lightning.
And the living creatures ran and returned as the appearance of a flash of lightning.
LUKE 17:24 wrote:For as the lightning, that lighteneth out of the one part under heaven, shineth unto the other part under heaven; so shall also the Son of man be in his day.
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Blitzkrieger in TIME Vol. XXXIV No. 13, 25 September 1939 wrote:The battlefront disappeared, and with it the illusion that there had ever been a battlefront. For this was no war of occupation, but a war of quick penetration and obliteration—Blitzkrieg, lightning war. Swift columns of tanks and armored trucks had plunged through Poland while bombs raining from the sky heralded their coming. They had sawed off communications, destroyed stores, scattered civilians, spread terror.
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Blah, Hitler as the "super-nemesis/messianic leader" is too overplayed. I'd be more interested with a point-by-point analysis of Revelation suggesting that Napoleon or Thomas Jefferson is the antichrist.
Wikipedia wrote:Candidates for the Antichrist have been men in virtually all positions of public influence, the most frequent modern candidates: Charles Prince of Wales[1], Napoleon Bonaparte, Sam Walton, Bill Gates, Michael Jackson, Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, John Lennon, Nelson Mandela, various Popes or the Roman Catholic Church, the World Council of Churches, the European Union and recent Presidents of the United States. Since the September 11, 2001 Terrorist Attack, theories about Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, or George W. Bush being the Antichrist have been put forward. In addition, apocalyptic Christians such as Herb Peters and Constance E. Cumbey point to Javier Solana.
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I guess there's a little Antichrist in all of us.
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Battlehymn Republic wrote:Blah, Hitler as the "super-nemesis/messianic leader" is too overplayed. I'd be more interested with a point-by-point analysis of Revelation suggesting that Napoleon or Thomas Jefferson is the antichrist.
Wikipedia wrote:Candidates for the Antichrist have been men in virtually all positions of public influence, the most frequent modern candidates: Charles Prince of Wales[1], Napoleon Bonaparte, Sam Walton, Bill Gates, Michael Jackson, Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, John Lennon, Nelson Mandela, various Popes or the Roman Catholic Church, the World Council of Churches, the European Union and recent Presidents of the United States. Since the September 11, 2001 Terrorist Attack, theories about Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, or George W. Bush being the Antichrist have been put forward. In addition, apocalyptic Christians such as Herb Peters and Constance E. Cumbey point to Javier Solana.
Michael Jackson? John Lennon?? Nelson Mandela???
This article was not saying that Hitler is the Anti-Christ. It is suggesting that Hitler WAS the second-coming of Christ. It also establishes that Lenin would be the Anti-Christ.

Has anyone posted this on a Christian Fudie site? I would like to see how Rapture Ready reacts to this! :lol:
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I really like the idea of Thomas Jefferson as the antichrist, mostly because I like to imagine his reaction to people calling him such. Somewhere between "Well, you're idiots anyway, so I'll take it as a compliment that I was able to scare you with my genius and power" and "This was not what I had in mind when I made us a democracy."
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I would like to see how Rapture Ready reacts to this!
Blah. They would fall and weep before sheer power of Numbers...

Remember, there are no coincidence:
7 charged NSDAP organisations = 7 lanterns.
24 major war criminals = 24 elders at the Throne.
4 beasts with 4 wings with 4 wheels = 4 criminal organisations under the 4 wings of the Swastika.
Lenin = 666...

and so on and so forth. Amazing numberplay is what I like the most ;)
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Kuja wrote:I guess there's a little Antichrist in all of us.
Well, thats what the Fundies like Jack Chick seem to think.
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