Chick made a new one...

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2002-12-03 09:43am

As soon I saw that Chick had made a new tract, I thought...

DAIN BRAMAGE!!!
DAIN BRAMAGE!!!

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2002-12-03 10:59am

Majin Gojira wrote:If heaven is full of people that fit Chick's point of view, I'd RATHER go to hell!

Well, obviously. The music'll be better, for one

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2002-12-03 12:52pm

I can't wait till "Chick Tract the Cartoon Series" starts apearing on the 700 Club.

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2002-12-03 03:14pm

Damn......that was stupid.....

Cyaround,
Jason

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2002-12-03 03:20pm

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:I know this guy whose first three words to me are "Turn or burn!"

I had a nicely dressed couple ring my doorbell for about five minutes on Sunday, at around 6 am. When I got to the door, they opened up with: "Hello. We were just wondering WHY you felt you shouldn't be in church right now?"

I countered with, "Why aren't YOU in church, if it's so important?" But I should have realized that actually engaging them with a question was a bad idea, because rather than recognizing the irony, they interpreted it as a chance to explain at length the value of Jesus and preaching for him.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-12-03 03:21pm

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HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-12-03 03:26pm

I will go to church...

...if you can defeat me in single combat with a rapier! Have at you!

A Big Flying Fish · Post by **A Big Flying Fish** » 2002-12-03 04:29pm

drain power slowly fading away.
does this guy never give up. soon enough some random psychotic will find where he lives

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-12-03 09:59pm

You know what I am going to start saying to people who witness to me? " Do have kids?" " yes, i have a daughter." " Does she do windows?" " Yes, Why?" Will you sell her to me, I will give you 20 bucks." " why you sick little bastard! What makes you think you have a right to ask that horrible question? " The religion you are trying to convert me too. It saus in the book of leviticus " Thou shall take slaves, providing they come frm neighboring clans. Because you are not related to me. I can buy you children"

Sienthal · Post by **Sienthal** » 2002-12-04 02:17am

Nearly misposted a topic...Hehe

Anyway, I don't think he's done one on video games yet, surprisingly.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2002-12-04 04:05am

Although I did love the one on D&D.

So tell me, are we allowed to RPG in groups that aren't run by a Wiccan, and if we are able to disinguish between a charcter dying and the end of the world?

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2002-12-04 10:19am

Wicked Pilot wrote:I can't wait till "Chick Tract the Cartoon Series" starts apearing on the 700 Club.

I wouldn't be surprised if they already had considered broadcasting that...

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2002-12-04 11:19am

innerbrat wrote:Although I did love the one on D&D.

ACtually, in Chick's world, you can apparently have actual D&D spells at your disposal if you do what it says in the roleplaying manual.

Bolt-2, mutherfugga!

beyond hope · Post by **beyond hope** » 2002-12-04 11:28am

does that mean that we can use "Limited Wish" to have Jack Chick torn apart by rabid chipmunks?

Crazy_Vasey · Post by **Crazy_Vasey** » 2002-12-04 11:34am

I just read some of his stuff for the first time.

What a fucking load of horseshit.

Falkenhorst · Post by **Falkenhorst** » 2002-12-05 09:00pm

that tract was pretty hilarious. WTF is his mother's purse doing with 23,000 bux in it, anyway? And that one line was funny shit;

"You're DEAD MEAT, Bruce!"

LOL if nothing else, Chick is shameless, heehhehe.

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Chick made a new one...

Ahem...