Preventing Sexual Release For Religious Reasons

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Preventing Sexual Release For Religious Reasons

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We all are somewhat familiar with this Old Testament verse:
Genesis 38:3-10: "So [Shua, the wife of Judah] conceived and bore a son, and [Judah] called his name Er. She conceived again and bore a son, and she called his name Onan. . . . Then Judah took a wife for Er his firstborn, and her name was Tamar. But Er, Judah's firstborn, was wicked in the sight of the LORD; and the LORD killed him. And Judah said to Onan, "Go in to your brother's wife and marry her, and raise up an heir to your brother." But Onan knew that the heir would not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in to his brother's wife, that he emitted on the ground, lest he should give an heir to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD; therefore He killed him also."
This verse has been misconstrued to say that masturbation is a sin. Three Points: Firstly, the verse was never meant to condemn masturbation, just condemn not conceiving a baby with your dead brother's wife. Secondly, this verse is in the Old Testament, making it moot after Jesus's desth and resurrection. Thirdly, it once again proves that god (little g, he sure as fuck ain't MY god!!!) is a bloodthirsty psychopathic barbarian.
Which leads to the Main Topic. I believe that it is profoundly cruel, unnatural, inhumane, and morally reprehensible to forcibly deny a person the natural function of sexual gratification. The only workable method used to that end is a device commonly known as a chastity belt. Sometimes these devices are self-applied in the misguided belief that orgasm distracts the mind from attaining God/Nirvana/etc., notable examples are Hindu clerics. This self-imposed chastity I have no qualms about. But it seems that MOST of the time these devices are used on people against their will, mostly minors being raised in a strict Christian setting. I believe that forcing this on anyone should be condemned in the strongest terms available. Here's a link to Portal of Evil's search page (search for the term "chastity"). http://www.portalofevil.com/search.php My apologies for the unusual source, but it should give you an idea of how cruel these Fundies can get. More practical concerns are that these devices can lead to irritation and infection of sensitive tissues, plus it will hinder any doctor treatments of the groin area. In all, no one should presume to have the right to do this to anyone else. If any Fundies see this and try the standard fallacious rebuttal of "it is God's Will," they are wrong. It is NOT God's Will to inflict needless suffering on another Child of the Universe!
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Mods! I accidentally posted this in the OT by mistake. Please move this to the SLAM forum. Thank you.
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Perhaps God really is a cruel, demanding God. Why do we always have to assume that God is the kind, benevolent God depicted in New Testament texts?
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This is up there with the bullshit practised by other religions. :evil:

Anything to save your soul, eh?!! :twisted:
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This reminds me of the Family Guy episode where the museum curator told him that the dinosaurs disappeared becasue "you touch yourself at night"
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Mr. B wrote:This reminds me of the Family Guy episode where the museum curator told him that the dinosaurs disappeared becasue "you touch yourself at night"
"Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten..." :P
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Shinova wrote:Perhaps God really is a cruel, demanding God. Why do we always have to assume that God is the kind, benevolent God depicted in New Testament texts?
*shrug* It's more proof that God is in fact an asshole. And I don't think the NT God is much nicer either.
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Mr. B wrote:This reminds me of the Family Guy episode where the museum curator told him that the dinosaurs disappeared becasue "you touch yourself at night"
"Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten..." :P
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I've made god kill a lot of kittens!!! 8)
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punkgothhippie wrote:I've made god kill a lot of kittens!!! 8)
I have no doubt of that.... :roll:
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we better not stop or will be over run by BILLIONS of kittens :shock:
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Well we can't let overpopulation cause mass extinction. We must help nature.

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Everytime I read about all of the unwanted kittens in the nation, I just smile and know that I'm doing my part. 8)
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LMAO
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Blaze wrote:we better not stop or will be over run by BILLIONS of kittens :shock:
:twisted: mew. :twisted:

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BACK, FELINE FIEND! BACK! *masturbates*

Okay, that really doesn't sound right.
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Darth Yoshi wrote:BACK, FELINE FIEND! BACK! *masturbates*

Okay, that really doesn't sound right.
WAH HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Thank you Yoshi, I needed that. :lol:
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Darth Yoshi wrote:BACK, FELINE FIEND! BACK! *masturbates*

Okay, that really doesn't sound right.
ROFLMAO!!!!

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Darth Yoshi wrote:BACK, FELINE FIEND! BACK! *masturbates*

Okay, that really doesn't sound right.
:shock: Erm...you're right, that really doesn't sound right. I needed something to laugh at, but I almost hurt myself on this one.
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Mods! I accidentally posted this in the OT by mistake. Please move this to the SLAM forum. Thank you.
Done, but I left a shadow topic, just in case.
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The really ironic part is that I ran across this site through www.portalofevil.com
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neoolong wrote:Well we can't let overpopulation cause mass extinction. We must help nature.

Remember folk:

Mother Nature wants YOU to masturbate.
LMAO! I'll keep that in mind. :roll:
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I find it humorous how much scripture has been twisted to serve the ends of religion. That quote doesn't even explicitly mention masturbation. He could just have easily have pulled out. Well, maybe. Bah, what do I care? Yay atheism. I'm not sure of the context there, but it looks like what's actually going on there is that Onan is disobeying his father, and that's what God doesn't like.
Speaking of religious sexual repression, I've always wondered about that, but have nothing useful to contribute. I think I recall reading some comments on that in the Dune books, though. Good stuff. Anyone have anything insightful and on-topic to contribute? I'm rather interested.
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Ive probably killed so many kittens that Im a three strike felon in the state of California.
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