Can You make sense of this?

Jawawithagun · Post by **Jawawithagun** » 2002-11-12 08:08am

Take a look and tell me what you think.
http://www.timecube.com
My head already hurts from this one's command of the english language.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-11-12 10:47am

Another nutjob fit only to clean the waste receptacles in my dungeons.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2002-11-12 11:02am

That, my friend, is a computer generated page (I hope). At least I found a similar page that re-creates itself every time you push Reload.

One of those AI "grammar generators" I think.

Dooey Jo · Post by **Dooey Jo** » 2002-11-12 12:26pm

Jawawithagun wrote:Take a look and tell me what you think.
http://www.timecube.com
My head already hurts from this one's command of the english language.

When I read that, my heart stopped for a moment... I must never read such things again, or I will surely die

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-11-12 12:27pm

I saw the giant fonts screaming at me and the horrible colours and I decided not to bother.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-11-12 03:45pm

what does this image want to tell us?

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-11-12 03:55pm

It tells me to lock up the nutjob who wrote it.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-11-12 04:01pm

Please tell me this is a joke...

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-11-12 04:06pm

waaaaaaaah?

Socraties, Jesus, Einstein..................... and Clinton?

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2002-11-12 04:15pm

Unfortunately, I've seen it before.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-11-12 04:38pm

One way of looking at it is passage of time. Jesus is the earliest, thus at morning, next comes Socrates. But then Clinton and Einstein are flipped so that doesn't work.

But this is what I think it means: Religion vs science. The leftmost side with Jesus is pure religion. Socrates is not quite religion, but not quite science either. Clinton is very scientific but he's a religious guy too. Now Einstein, at midnight, is pure scientist.

So in other words, it's a map showing the progress of human history. With the beginning, Jesus, there was religion. Eventually religion was phased out and at the midnight, the end of the day, you have humanity evolved into pure science.

There's my take on the pic.

Dark Hellion · Post by **Dark Hellion** » 2002-11-12 04:43pm

But Einstein was Jewish and very religious, if I am not mistaken, so it still doesn't work.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-11-12 04:45pm

Ah Shionva, excellent though what is Clinton is doing in there care too add that one? Clinton was just another normal Redneck too my knowledge. I think Clinton means utlmate 'immortality' and Jesis is free of 'immortality'

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-11-12 04:53pm

Captain Lennox wrote:Ah Shionva, excellent though what is Clinton is doing in there care too add that one? Clinton was just another normal Redneck too my knowledge. I think Clinton means utlmate 'immortality' and Jesis is free of 'immortality'

Clinton is a normal redneck. Exactly that. The people who made the pic chose any normal person (could be anyone) and pasted that person on the right side, because most people nowdays may be religious, but also see the world scientifically as well.

Einstein being a Jew, sorry about that. But I think they put Einstein down there because, after all, he is one of the greatest scientists of all time.

Note: This is all speculation.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-11-12 05:04pm

Einstein was a deist.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2002-11-12 05:31pm

I'm speechless.

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2002-11-12 05:36pm

I'm not a psychiatrist, but this looks eerily like something a schitzophrenic would write. Notice the bizarre delusions and incoherence.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-11-12 05:40pm

For a year now I have studied your Time Cube truths but have not been
able to convince others of its reality (dumbasses). My mother is a teacher,
and she said it was "nutty" and "stupid." But guess what- I cornered her,
literally, in the living room one evening, and forced her to admit it.

Probably at knifepoint

The guy is like one of those freaky cultists. Bad thing is that such a group of people exist. Good thing is, like all freaky cults, they're too small and insignificant to do any substantial damage, me thinks.

Trivia : Can you name one freaky cult that has over 1 billion members?

(For those who are religious, I apologize. This is under the assumption that sd.net is 99.999% atheist)

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2002-11-12 05:50pm

He seems to have rediscovered time zones, but for some reason thinks they are a special discovery.

data_link · Post by **data_link** » 2002-11-12 10:40pm

Shinova wrote:
For a year now I have studied your Time Cube truths but have not been
able to convince others of its reality (dumbasses). My mother is a teacher,
and she said it was "nutty" and "stupid." But guess what- I cornered her,
literally, in the living room one evening, and forced her to admit it.

Probably at knifepoint

The guy is like one of those freaky cultists. Bad thing is that such a group of people exist. Good thing is, like all freaky cults, they're too small and insignificant to do any substantial damage, me thinks.

Trivia : Can you name one freaky cult that has over 1 billion members?

(For those who are religious, I apologize. This is under the assumption that sd.net is 99.999% atheist)

Trivial answer: Catholicism.

And I think therefore I am that this is a parody of a flat-earth webpage (I hope I hope I hope).

BlkbrryTheGreat · Post by **BlkbrryTheGreat** » 2002-11-12 10:46pm

My head feels like its going to explode.

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