Ever wondered what it was like to be God?

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Ever wondered what it was like to be God?

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There is a better one which is acutal a game, the link was posted here but it since been lost, hovering around the thirty'th page or so back

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Mr Bean wrote:There is a better one which is acutal a game, the link was posted here but it since been lost, hovering around the thirty'th page or so back
Spoilsport. :P

It's still fun!
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Somewhere, there's a page of the creator of this game. I believe there's a sequel as well. It's far more interesting than the first one, but still goofy.
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Kelly I would love to post some kind of deep and meaningfull thoughts on what that game meant to me.... But I find myself intoxicated with the swell of power to my head! :twisted:

:twisted: Mwuuahahaha :twisted:
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I'm guessing none of you have played 'Black and White' yet?
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Post by Crown »

That would be a correct guess, concerning me anyway.
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Black & White sucked. I abused my creature and he ended up shitting over villages and eatting fishermen. All in all i'd make a better god if i could have controled my creature.
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Black and White is just much more fun.

*critters picks up and investigates irritating non believer.*
*critter puts down irritating non-believer*
*You got 12 belief*
"But not from him..."
*critter lightning bolts irritating non-believer to within 2% of his life*
*You got 30 belief*
*critter casts rain, followed by heal on non-believer*
*you got 78 belief* (I'll stop these pointless interludes now)
*critter lightning bolts irritating non-believer (again)*
*critter casts rain, followed by heal on non-believer (again)*
*continue crispifying and resurrection process ad-nauseum*
*critter gets bored and decides it needs to go the bathroom*
*critter takes a titan-sized dump on irritating non-believer knocking him tot the ground with a piece of shit the size of a small house*
*critter feels hungy*
*critter spies irritating non-believer*
*critter doesn't like un-cooked food*
*critter fireballs irritating non-believer (and half the goddamn village)*
*critter extinguishes irritating non-believer*
*critter eats nicely sauteed irritating non-believer*
*critter proceeds to trample the rest of the village and then take a dump on the town centre*

Thats right people, I brought my creature up to be vindictive...
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My friend and I had a 'who can skip the villager the most times on water' competition.
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Mr Bean wrote:There is a better one which is acutal a game, the link was posted here but it since been lost, hovering around the thirty'th page or so back
Actually, it's on the same site. Look in the games section.
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That game kicks ass!
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Ah, good fun. I was just thinking about the theist argument that life must've been intellignetly designed because of the billion-in-one chance of it happening, and then stumbled upon this. Here are these little people, running around doing what little they can, and it turns out their only purpose is for god to kill them. :twisted:

Much better way to vent out godly wrath than Black & White. That ended up more like a virtual pet game than the original design of a semi-sequel to Populous (either that, or they never admitted they were changing the design's direction during production).
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My neighbors must think I`m nuts from the amount of evil laughter that just emanated from my apartment!
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Thats why you don't have neighbors

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OMFG!!!!

I love it!!!!!
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Re: Ever wondered what it was like to be God?

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Kelly Antilles wrote:http://www.no-god.com/game/wrath.swf

Much graphic fun. :twisted:
Muwhahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahaha!
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