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salm
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if he cut out the religious crap there wouldnt be anything left.
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salm wrote:Image


now, which one do you like better?
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I'd love to go over to his house on halloween dressed up as Satan yelling " I've come to get your soul, and God is too busy bangin a preachers wife to do anything about it!"
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Actually, Jack Chick is right about the Druids being quite fond of human sacrifice - although JC exaggerates a bit. (but I expect that, as his tracts rarely make sense)

For example, Celtic kings in Eire were often sacrificed to the gods when their reign was over.

For more information, I suggest a book called The White Goddess. I can't remember the author's name, but it's widely known and written by an established scholar with a great deal of knowledge on the subject.
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SpacedTeddyBear wrote:I'd love to go over to his house on halloween dressed up as Satan yelling " I've come to get your soul, and God is too busy bangin a preachers wife to do anything about it!"
Of course, if you were to do that to me, I'd have to hurt you. Thank God I live in England...
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Let's see! Let's make a list of the revolutionary leaders who didn't kill everyone close to them, and compare it to Chick's list.

Chick's List:
Castro
Stalin

Cyril's List:
Washington/Jefferson/Adams/etc.
Oliver Cromwell
Simon Bolivar
Sam Houston
Napolean
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What everyone is forgetting is that Mr Chick is making money out of this. It doesn't matter how stupid his tracts are or how wrong they are as long as there is someone even more moronic that buys them.
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Australopithicus wrote:
SpacedTeddyBear wrote:I'd love to go over to his house on halloween dressed up as Satan yelling " I've come to get your soul, and God is too busy bangin a preachers wife to do anything about it!"
Of course, if you were to do that to me, I'd have to hurt you. Thank God I live in England...
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