Stoopid fundies

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-12-30 06:51pm

Operation Daniel, in which a bunch of fundies picket a porn store, and if you
go into the porn store, they write down your license plate and send it to your
boss whatever...

ahahahh my boss would tell 'em to fuck off, ahh the joys of the constructrion
industry, then again, I'd run them over "Accidentially"

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-12-30 06:53pm

That's messed up. Where is this happening?

Darth Raptor · Post by **Darth Raptor** » 2003-12-30 06:54pm

Operation Larry, in which I sit outside a Baptist church and write down their license plates, then I send them porn!

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-12-30 07:01pm

Why is it called "Operation Daniel"?

GREAHSIAM · Post by **GREAHSIAM** » 2003-12-30 07:04pm

Last summer a "man of gawd" tried that stunt at our local Gentleman's club. Didn't get very far. Some of the club patrons told him where he could stick it.

Darth Raptor · Post by **Darth Raptor** » 2003-12-30 07:05pm

HemlockGrey wrote:Why is it called "Operation Daniel"?

After the Biblical Israelite king.

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2003-12-30 07:09pm

How do they figure out who your boss is from your liscence plate number? Certainly the police aren't able to give out that sort of information unless they've comitted a crime, and I doubt they ask the people in question for fear of being made 'ritually unclean', nevermind hospitalized.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2003-12-30 07:27pm

The Aliens wrote:How do they figure out who your boss is from your liscence plate number? Certainly the police aren't able to give out that sort of information unless they've comitted a crime, and I doubt they ask the people in question for fear of being made 'ritually unclean', nevermind hospitalized.

untrue. it is possible for anyone to do a background check on anyone else. i'm not entirely certain what's needed, but they don't simply have to be accused of a crime. after all, prospective employers do it all the time.

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2003-12-30 07:39pm

Yeah, but bosses have a legitimate reason to do so, and generally have a name, address and social security number to go off, as opposed to just a liscence plate number. I certaily wouldn't be giving a bunch of fundies camping outside a porno shop my name or employer.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-12-30 08:20pm

I don't have a boss, so the only thing they'd be able to do is send a letter to my boyfriend. He'd only say "Lets watch the video you got!"

Fuck You Fundy Assholes. Your Sex Life Sucks And You Try to Force it on Me, but I Know All The Loopholes Around the System.

..|.

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2003-12-30 08:33pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I don't have a boss, so the only thing they'd be able to do is send a letter to my boyfriend. He'd only say "Lets watch the video you got!"

And if you're lucky, he might punish you for being such a bad boy

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-12-30 08:50pm

After the Biblical Israelite king.

Yeah, but why? Isn't Daniel the one that sent a soldier to certain death just so he could fuck his wife? Or is that David?

God Emperor · Post by **God Emperor** » 2003-12-30 09:08pm

That was King David, Daniel was the one that got eaten by the lions, I believe.

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2003-12-30 09:10pm

And certainly everyone can immedietly see the connection between porno and being eaten by lions

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-12-30 09:12pm

Daniel was saved from the lions by God. And given a place of great importance in the kingdom.

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2003-12-30 09:14pm

Even better, they're saving you from the evil of porno videos!

I'll take being saved from lion then 'saved' from porno, thankyou very much.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2003-12-30 09:20pm

well, here's how i see it. daniel was saved from a lion. a lion is a form of cat. and as everyone knows, everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten. so they must obviously be connectiong pornography to *gasp* masturbation! they're picketing pornography because they want people to stop killing kittens! it makes perfect sense now!

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2003-12-30 09:23pm

Scarily enough, it does, in a 'six degrees of seperation' sort of way.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-12-30 09:28pm

HemlockGrey wrote:
After the Biblical Israelite king.
Yeah, but why? Isn't Daniel the one that sent a soldier to certain death just so he could fuck his wife? Or is that David?

It was David, my namesake.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-12-30 09:30pm

Darth_Zod wrote:well, here's how i see it. daniel was saved from a lion. a lion is a form of cat. and as everyone knows, everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten. so they must obviously be connectiong pornography to *gasp* masturbation! they're picketing pornography because they want people to stop killing kittens! it makes perfect sense now!

I sadly report that i kill 100 kittens every day

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2003-12-30 09:33pm

I, personally, am responsible for the extinction of three species of cats, and one of gophers. (Don't ask what you need to do to get god to kill a gopher)

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-12-30 10:17pm

The Aliens wrote: Even better, they're saving you from the evil of porno videos!

Actually, they need to concentrate more on saving you from porno mags. Paper cuts from those things hurt, especially cuts on your... err.... nevermind.

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2003-12-30 10:19pm

Using it as a convenient 'porno stand'? What you need is a lecturn.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-12-30 10:24pm

They figure it will work because they assume that most customers of porn shops are like them: embarrassed and uncomfortable about sex and everything associated with it.

If I saw someone like that, I would rent twice as much porn, show him, and tell him that his self-righteous bullshit inspired me to do so.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-12-30 10:33pm

Darth Wong wrote:They figure it will work because they assume that most customers of porn shops are like them: embarrassed and uncomfortable about sex and everything associated with it.

I think i know why they do this,they just want to show us that we don`t need to walk or drive miles to get porn,like them we should have it delivered to our door in brown paper bags.