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http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/5016/5016_01.asp

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*oww my brain hurts on the right side after reading that

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That was...eh..pitiful*Watches Ned Flander's funny Christain Stupidity on the Simpsons*
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Poor Jack Chick. He just has to put all this effort into this tripe.
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I think he hires people to draw these for him.
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Cyril wrote:I think he hires people to draw these for him.
Yeah, he lacks brain cells for uderstanding he 3rd Dimesion, infact he doesn't understand the 1st or 2nd.
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That was pathetic, what more can I say? :roll:
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Post by RayCav of ASVS »

Ok let's see what's wrong here....

God does justice by having his son get arrested for drugs and having his daughter get pregnant, and she'll probably get an abortion? Yep, sounds like Christian justice to me!
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EVIL!
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

It's nothing more than a rewrite of "A Christmas Carol": Some greedy guy is mean. Then, he's visited by someone, and then, the next morning, is all nice.

Perhaps, he'll become concerned about trees, and stop wasting paper on this stuff.
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Actually, this tract actually has some sort of valuable use... in other words, it exposes that Christianity actually is a quite collectivistic religion, even when you look away from Jesus' famous words:
It is harder for a rich man to go to heaven than for a camel to pass through a needle's eye
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The only logical explanation for Jack Chick, and various other sores continued survivial is simple. THe Good Die Young.
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Post by RayCav of ASVS »

I also can't help but notice the mess with the family went unresoved.

Guess Jesus can't do everything :D
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I think i lost a few IQ points for reading this.
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RayCav of ASVS wrote:I also can't help but notice the mess with the family went unresoved.

Guess Jesus can't do everything :D
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Seen one Chick pamphlet, seen 'em all. Bogus mega-hardcore-Christian trash.
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What wonders nature gives us, yet another example of a being without a brain or indeed any other vital organ who lives regardless!
Why do you assume Chick doesn't have any vital organs? As a matter of fact, if he is thinking, say, with his kidneys instead of a brain he doesn't posses, that would explain a lot of things ;)
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PeZook wrote:
What wonders nature gives us, yet another example of a being without a brain or indeed any other vital organ who lives regardless!
Why do you assume Chick doesn't have any vital organs? As a matter of fact, if he is thinking, say, with his kidneys instead of a brain he doesn't posses, that would explain a lot of things ;)
Actually I would think that he does all his cognitive skills with his colon :D
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PeZook wrote:
What wonders nature gives us, yet another example of a being without a brain or indeed any other vital organ who lives regardless!
Why do you assume Chick doesn't have any vital organs? As a matter of fact, if he is thinking, say, with his kidneys instead of a brain he doesn't posses, that would explain a lot of things ;)
Well, no vital organs in the right place, at least. :)
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If I could actually understand that fuckin' cartoon I might have something to say other than it sucks. Of course they'll now say that I'm stupid and uneducated since I couldn't be bothered to waste my time trying to piece all that crap together into a coherent story of sorts. Damn, even Voyager has better continuity than that cartoon. :|
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I would like to see the way they mess around on the Girl who gets beaten, raped & pregnant by her Fundie preacher stepdad, and then deciedes that she only likes women anymore.
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Your sentiments are understood, and this guy is hated by all except fundies.
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Post by The Yosemite Bear »

The very sad part is I know a woman who had that happen to her in High School. And Her mother & her stepfather's congregation blamed HER! Needless to say, I don't like her family.

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Her teenage son isn't bad even for a teenager.
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