INVASION

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-09-18 11:25am

Lagmonster wrote:
NecronLord wrote:...and then we can induce them into strange cult's involving worship of SD.Net denizens? I like this plan, who should be the 'leader?'
No, no no. Think about this:

You have a large group of humans who prefer not to think for themselves, who will in fact sometimes kill themselves or approve of killing if it supports their faith's tenets.

What you DO with them is convince them that a large, invisible and all-powerful entity wants them to throw themselves in front of bullets that are meant for you.

One thing fundie brains are universally good for is blocking assassin's bullets.

Well, we could always be the prophets of said intangible entity.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-18 11:26am

"I traded in 1500 UnConversion Points and Bean gave me a sponge bath!"
"Bean gave me access to his harem when I collected 4000 UnConversion Points!"
"I disbanded Jerry Falwell's empire for 16,000 UnConversion Points and Bean gave me a black market nuclear warhead!"

I'll post the pricing list in a little while

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2002-09-18 11:33am

NecronLord wrote:Well, we could always be the prophets of said intangible entity.

Sure, why not? Being a prophet is easy:

"I prophesize that NecronLord will play Warhammer40K games, that Azeron will say something stupid, that Bean will achieve a post count trackable only by an advanced form of computer, and that Darth Wong will watch some exciting new porn."

My prophesies will also prove to be at least as consistent as any in the bible.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-18 12:12pm

Alright the offical Pricing List!

Plus values
Remeber these only apply on the Fundys on other boards not on this board

1 Point: Starting a thread that gets over ten replys not by current memebers here your yourself

5 Points: Getting banned from a Forum

8 Points: Having your posts deleted

15 Points: Making a Fundy Insult you

20 Points: Being called Satan/The Devil by a Fundy

25 Points: Getting a Fundy to concede a point

50 Points: Getting a Fundy to concede a Thread

(Updated)
100 Points: Getting a Fundy to renounce his/her current religion

500 Points: Causing the Death of a entire Board

Ok what you can spend points on!

100 Points: Barly civil Thank you from Bean

150 Points: Witty and Intellgent thank you from Bean

250: Bean's AutoGraph

300: Personal Congrads from Wong

350: Cheezy Decoder Ring

475: Free Dinner at the Local Soup Kitch

550: Three Day pass to the NY's Senic Centeral Park(Airfare and Accomdations not inculded)

655: Free Phone Book(May or may not be your local Phone Book)

725: Free 2Meg Email Account from MS!

850: Hearty Hand Shake and a Pat on the back from Dead Celeberity of your choice

900: One Slighty used Tennis Ball

965: Can of Beer your choice!

1000: Ring +2 VS Idiots hand made by Alyrium Denryle

2000: Keg of Beer your Choice!

3500: Enshired Forver in the *Bean Hall of Fame of realy smart people

5000: One Free Secret Murder(Void where prohibitied)

7500: One Black Market Bag of MYSTERY!

10,000: One free WWII Panzer

15,000: One Black Market W-80 Nucler Weapon(Missle not inculded)

20,000:One Small State/Township named after you in state of your choice

35,000: Moderatorship of Forum of your choice

50,000: The Secret of Life the Universe and Everything

100,000:The Answear to Life the Universe and everything

More to come later on!

Get out there and get cracking!

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-09-18 04:18pm

Chris Walker wrote:
Mr Bean wrote:Bonus points for all people you are able to make renouce thier religion
Out of interest, does anyone know of any Fundies who have actually been converted to Aetheism (or at least to a more moderate religious viewpoint) through rational arguments? I seem to remember reading about one guy on these boards who stopped being a Fundie after reading SD.net, but this is the only success story I've heard.

Yes, mine. And I never ventured deep enough into fundamentalism deep enough too stop thinking rationally, but I can tell you what it was like. *Shakes head* Hell, once I look back upon it. Like I said I can blend in well because I know they're ways...

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2002-09-18 04:50pm

actually, some of Delphi is quite civil. And if you go there (the first one I posted) you can have long running debates, the second one ... I don't think we should go there yet.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-09-18 04:52pm

Do I get points if I convert a fundie to my beliefs? Like, change them from a fundie moron to a liberal, logical Christian like myself?

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-18 06:43pm

Do I get points if I convert a fundie to my beliefs? Like, change them from a fundie moron to a liberal, logical Christian like myself?

Sorry its abonde religion only If you get the to completly abonde christanity then convert to liberal logical Chrisitanity it counts but there must be 100% Abondment BEFORE than conversion

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-09-18 09:13pm

You don't have to make them denounce Chirsitanity. Jut denounce the Bible as the word of God. If they don't believe that the Bible is the word of God, they have no excuse to be so bigoted. I don't accept the Bible as the word of God. Science is the word of God!

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2002-09-18 10:39pm

If we are going to make an invasion I suggest that someone take lead and make another thread ant tell us what we are going to do, where we are going to do it, and when we are going to do it. Any brave leaders out there?

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-09-19 05:40am

"I will bear this burden, if you ask it of me"

Larz · Post by **Larz** » 2002-09-21 02:15pm

I may be a newbie but I will gladly join the phalanx formation to smite the creationist pig-dogs! May my broadsword knock sense into...no, out of my god-fearing foe.