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First, the elephant man, now, the monkey piglet

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As Crispin Glover's last film was titled - WHAT IS IT?
Piglet with monkey's face

Villagers were shocked after a monkey-like piglet was born in China.

Curious locals flocked to the home of owner Feng Changlin after news of the piglet spread in Fengzhang village, Xiping township.

"It's hideous. No one will be willing to buy it, and it scares the family to even look at it!" Feng told Oriental Today.

He says the piglet looks just like a monkey, with two thin lips, a small nose and two big eyes. Its rear legs are also much longer than its forelegs, causing it to jump instead of walk.

Feng's wife said the monkey-faced piglet was one of five newborns of a sow which the family had raised for nine years.

"My God, it was so scary. I didn't known what it was. I was really frightened," she said.

"But our son likes to play with it, and he stopped us from getting rid of it. He even feeds it milk."

Neighbours have suggested the couple keep the piglet to see how it looks as it matures.
Pictures in link. Seriously, what would make a piglet turn out like that?
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Dunno, it seems like the "looks just like a monkey!!!" reaction is the human brain doing pattern recognition again, rather than any real resemblance to any real monkey species. It's just fucked up by random mutation.

...though it may be interesting to try raising and breeding it with other pigs :evil:
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No. I think I'd eventually go mad if I had to look at those faces for a long time.
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Post by [R_H] »

Shinova wrote:No. I think I'd eventually go mad if I had to look at those faces for a long time.
Why? The piglet looks pretty neat. It's eyes look weird though.
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Is there something wrong with his brow? Does he have like, one eyelid?
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Doesn't look like a monkey to me.
Those eyes look seriously weird...is it blind?
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Looks pretty friggin freaky if you ask me.
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KILL IT WITH FIRE! THE CHAOS MUST BE CLEANSED!!!
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It has a minor instance of cyclopia. It's sonic hedgehog gene was disrupted in facial formation, leading to that. http://www.pubmedcentral.nih.gov/articl ... id=1040589
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My first guess was that this was another one of Mr. Garrison's piglets. :lol:
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CaptainChewbacca wrote:KILL IT WITH FIRE! THE CHAOS MUST BE CLEANSED!!!
Purge the mutant with holy fire!

God-Emperor, that's freaky. The only thing I know of to compare is monkey-faced lambs, whose mothers ate false hellebore during gestation. Link with description, no pics. I'd link to some if I could find them.
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All hail our new monkey-piglet overlords!
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PeZook wrote:Dunno, it seems like the "looks just like a monkey!!!" reaction is the human brain doing pattern recognition again, rather than any real resemblance to any real monkey species. It's just fucked up by random mutation.

...though it may be interesting to try raising and breeding it with other pigs :evil:
Do you really want to breed a new race of highly intelligent hoofed species? One Planet of Apes was not enough huh? You want a Planet of Monkey-Piglets?

Anyways, I really feel sorry for the poor thing. Not that the actual piglet really cares about it's look.
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Seen this before on another forum. I think the general consensus is this a variation of that condition that results in cyclopean kittens or somehting.
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Mutant Headcrab wrote:Seen this before on another forum. I think the general consensus is this a variation of that condition that results in cyclopean kittens or somehting.
*points up in the thread*

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Filthy orkses...

Hide the midgets and the jewelery. :P
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