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p0rn scripture
ok, basically besides the Kama Sutra and The Song of Solomon, can anyone else cite porn in religious books.
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It would certainly boost church attendence, though it would make concentrating on the sermon difficult.
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And thus the Angel Ron spake:
I will come
And he came.
And he was greasy.
I will come
And he came.
And he was greasy.
WE, however, do meddle in the affairs of others.
What part of [ ,, N() ] don't you understand?
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Well, you know how every hundred years or so, yet more vast chunks of holy texts become "metaphor"....surely all of us gathered here know what the end will be.....God is a metaphor for SEX.
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I'm not sure on that one....ask Freud
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Let's try Ezekiel 23:19-20:
My favorite part of the whole book.Bible wrote:Yet she increased her whorings, remembering the days of her youth, when she played the whore in the land of Egypt and lusted after her paramours there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose emission was like that of stallions.
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Re: p0rn scripture
Minor nitpick : I think Kama Sutra should be Kam Sutra.The Yosemite Bear wrote:ok, basically besides the Kama Sutra and The Song of Solomon, can anyone else cite porn in religious books.
I have to tell you something everything I wrote above is a lie.
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Just go to any on-line King James bible website (should be plenty of them) and search for the word 'knew'
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They have booths in the back where you can, but it costs extra.The Aliens wrote:I can get my porn in places where I dno't have to listen to a blowhard for an hour, thank you very much.
My new favorite uplifting quote.Ezekiel 23:19-20
WE, however, do meddle in the affairs of others.
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you might wind up disappointed. from my understanding (and this is very basic), the erect phallus in shinto, afaik, represents someone's willingness to prevent sexual stimulation and focus their built up sexual energies towards other goals.Tom_Aurum wrote:I'm tempted to study Shinto for shits and giggles.
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Well, actually, for a man, I agree quite a bit with <some> japanese views on sex. For instance there's the idea that if the woman doesn't have an orgasm, that there just isn't a point to the sex at all. Hence the name for man on man porn in japan is... oddly enough, an acronym that means (not verbatim) "no orgasm, what's the point?"
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What, you've never seen this before?DPDarkPrimus wrote:Pictures please.
The pic is from a fertility festival, it's actually a very interesting holiday as you can probably guess.Darth_Zod wrote:you might wind up disappointed. from my understanding (and this is very basic), the erect phallus in shinto, afaik, represents someone's willingness to prevent sexual stimulation and focus their built up sexual energies towards other goals.Tom_Aurum wrote:I'm tempted to study Shinto for shits and giggles.
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