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Indian science congress hilarity

Post by mr friendly guy » 2019-01-12 01:57am

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/0 ... ntain/amp/
India had planes and test tube babies thousands of years ago, science conference told

Rahul Bedi
7 JANUARY 2019 • 12:27 PM
Top scientists in India on Monday condemned “irrational” claims made at the 106th annual meeting of the prestigious Indian Science Congress Association (ISCA).

The Breakthrough Science Society (BSS), an NGO that campaigns for scientific literacy, held protest meetings across the country against presentations suggesting that ancient Hindu epics such as the Ramayana and Mahabharata contain detailed knowledge of stem cell research, test tube babies, aircraft and guided missiles.


"People must ask the organisers how they allow this," said Rajani KS of BSS.

Professor Nageswara Rao, vice chancellor of Andhra University, told the ISCA's special Children’s Science Congress that according to the Mahabharata, a single mother gave birth to 100 sons via test tube technology.

“The Mahabharata says 100 eggs were fertilised and put into 100 earthen pots” Prof Rao said.

He put it to an audience of teenagers that these were early test tube babies, claiming this proved stem cell research was prevalent in India thousands of years ago.

Prof Rao also claimed that the Hindu god Ram used guided missiles that would chase targets, strike them and then return.

The demon god Ravana, the professor further stated, operated 24 different types of aircraft from several airports in his kingdom.

Another participant, scientist Kannan Krishnan from Tamil Nadu in southern India, challenged Einstein’s theory of relativity and Isaac Newton’s Law of Universal Gravitation on the grounds that neither of the two scientists understood physics.

Mr Krishnan declared that the Theory of Gravitational Waves would soon be re-named “Modi Waves’, after the Indian prime Minister Narendra Modi.

ISCA organisers later distanced themselves from these two speakers and resolved to exercise more caution in inviting participants next year.

“We are shocked at the comments made by the two speakers,” ISCA general secretary P P Mathur said.


This is not the first time absurd claims have been made at ISCA meets, with critics alleging the Modi government has debased the organisation.

In 2015 a paper on Indian aviation technology claimed that the ancient native sage Bhardwaja had detailed blueprints for varied types of aircraft.

The year before prime minister Modi buttressed similar logic when he told an audience of doctors and scientists in Mumbai that plastic surgery and genetic science had flourished in ancient India.

He said that was how the revered Hindu god Ganesha’s elephant head was attached to a human body, and how the warrior god Karna was born outside his mother’s womb.

In a similar vein other members of Modi’s Hindu nationalist Bharatiya Janata Party, in a bid to laud India’s achievements, have claimed that motorcars, space vehicles even the internet existed in ancient times.
This is not satire apparently.

Now its been a while since I had experience with some of the stupid pseudoscience, but I do recall two similar things I want to note.

1. There are people from the subcontinent who disagree with Einstein's theories on relativitiy, because its "Jewish science," so you can most probably guess which group they belong to. Apparently they didn't understand GPS works by relativity, sooo...

2. There are people, again from the subcontinent who try to argue the existence of an advance civilisation with at least nuclear level of technology using Indian epics. It goes along the lines of Oppenheimer described the nuclear testing in the Manhattan project in poetic terms quoting about having the same power as the characters in Indian epics. Even if that was true (I highly doubt it), it doesn't mean these characters exist, no more than if I said we now have the power to match Iron Man, indicates Iron Man is real. But apparently Oppenheimer was not only an expert on nuclear physics, but also archaeology specialising in Indian early civilisations. :lol: A blatant appeal to irrelevant authority if I ever saw one.
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Re: Indian science congress hilarity

Post by SolarpunkFan » 2019-01-12 01:48pm

This isn't exactly a new phenomenon. Hindu nationalists have been saying shit like this for a while now.

It's really dumb, that's for sure. :banghead:
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Post by U.P. Cinnabar » 2019-01-12 04:15pm

I am both relieved and frightened by the fact that weapons-grade stupidity isn't strictly confined to North America.
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Post by Crossroads Inc. » 2019-01-13 01:51am

Anyone who wants a good laugh should read about the constant belief in "VIMANA that pops up from time to time.
The Vaimānika Shāstra is an early 20th-century Sanskrit text on aeronautics, obtained allegedly by mental channeling, about the construction of vimānas, the "chariots of the Gods". The existence of the text was "revealed" in 1952 by G. R. Josyer, according to whom it was written by one Pandit Subbaraya Shastry, who dictated it in 1918–1923.
A study by aeronautical and mechanical engineering at Indian Institute of Science, Bangalore in 1974 concluded that the aircraft described in the text were "poor concoctions" and that the author showed a complete lack of understanding of aeronautics.[14]
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Post by SpottedKitty » 2019-01-14 08:46am

I remember coming across this sort of thing way back when I was a lot younger, and I got into a phase of reading von Daniken and similar material. I don't think I've ever seen the subject wander into (what was intended to be) genuine scientific discussion, though.

On the Vimanas, I have to admit it's a pretty design — I have a 3D model of it — although the Langley Aerodrome would probably be more stable and aerodynamically sound. :roll:
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Re: Indian science congress hilarity

Post by Sky Captain » 2019-01-21 04:44pm

Why it is considered impossible that some ancient culture had limited capability of flight? First successful gliders were simple machines made from lightweight wooden frame covered with fabric - materials that were available for thousands of years. It would have little practical application, but someone taking off from a mountain in a homemade glider and riding the thermals could be all that's needed to inspire all sorts of legends and myths about flying machines.

Ancient civilizations were capable of quarrying, transporting and setting up in structures multi hundred ton stone blocks using only human and animal power - an engineering feat far more difficult than a simple hang glider capable of carrying man.

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Re: Indian science congress hilarity

Post by Lord Revan » 2019-01-21 06:12pm

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2019-01-21 04:44pm
Why it is considered impossible that some ancient culture had limited capability of flight? First successful gliders were simple machines made from lightweight wooden frame covered with fabric - materials that were available for thousands of years. It would have little practical application, but someone taking off from a mountain in a homemade glider and riding the thermals could be all that's needed to inspire all sorts of legends and myths about flying machines.

Ancient civilizations were capable of quarrying, transporting and setting up in structures multi hundred ton stone blocks using only human and animal power - an engineering feat far more difficult than a simple hang glider capable of carrying man.
I think the problem was twofold, first while kites have been in existance for God knows how long, people really didn't know what made them fly so didn't know how to properly scale them to be big enough to carry a person while still being light enough to fly (well glide), second and related factor is that a lot of ancient engineering was gotten theu testing what worked and with that knowledge then passed down to your apprentices and not gotten thru formal education and research.

That's one the reasons why some ancient and medival structures still stand because they were over-engineered to make sure they would stand rather making them "good enough". That makes building stuff like functional gliders, rather difficult as you have weight limit there that you can't go over.

that said experiments on manned fight have been done since the ancient times and it's not impossible that some of those were successful enough to inspire the myths.

EDIT:One of the reasons early experiments on manned flight failed was that they were trying to replicate exactly how birds flew with very limited observation so not only they got the mechanics wrong, they were trying to do something that is physically impossible for humans.
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Re: Indian science congress hilarity

Post by Sky Captain » 2019-01-22 03:06pm

Lord Revan wrote:
2019-01-21 06:12pm
Sky Captain wrote:
2019-01-21 04:44pm
Why it is considered impossible that some ancient culture had limited capability of flight? First successful gliders were simple machines made from lightweight wooden frame covered with fabric - materials that were available for thousands of years. It would have little practical application, but someone taking off from a mountain in a homemade glider and riding the thermals could be all that's needed to inspire all sorts of legends and myths about flying machines.

Ancient civilizations were capable of quarrying, transporting and setting up in structures multi hundred ton stone blocks using only human and animal power - an engineering feat far more difficult than a simple hang glider capable of carrying man.
I think the problem was twofold, first while kites have been in existance for God knows how long, people really didn't know what made them fly so didn't know how to properly scale them to be big enough to carry a person while still being light enough to fly (well glide), second and related factor is that a lot of ancient engineering was gotten theu testing what worked and with that knowledge then passed down to your apprentices and not gotten thru formal education and research.

That's one the reasons why some ancient and medival structures still stand because they were over-engineered to make sure they would stand rather making them "good enough". That makes building stuff like functional gliders, rather difficult as you have weight limit there that you can't go over.

that said experiments on manned fight have been done since the ancient times and it's not impossible that some of those were successful enough to inspire the myths.

EDIT:One of the reasons early experiments on manned flight failed was that they were trying to replicate exactly how birds flew with very limited observation so not only they got the mechanics wrong, they were trying to do something that is physically impossible for humans.
There are also soaring birds that can maintain flight and gain altitude without flapping wings using thermal updrafts. It is plausible that by observing those someone could figure out that it is not strictly necessary to flap wings. A rudimentary understanding of aerodynamics could be gained by trial and error using small scale glider models that can be quickly thrown together tested and altered to figure out what works best. It wouldn't be much different compared to modern day garage tinkerers who often build stuff without fully understanding underlying physics.

A lighter than air flight also is possibility, A hot air balloon also can be made from materials available for thousands of years. Ancient Chinese even had sky lanterns - a small scale hot air balloons so the principle was known. They had silk too which is good envelope material.

I just seems strange that while ancient civilizations were capable of building hardware as complex as Antikythera mechanism, had astronomical knowledge that only in 17 - 18 th century were surpassed in Europe, could do some amazing stonework, a relatively simple stuff like glider or hot air balloon would have never been invented.

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Re: Indian science congress hilarity

Post by Jub » 2019-01-22 03:35pm

Sky Captain wrote:
2019-01-22 03:06pm
There are also soaring birds that can maintain flight and gain altitude without flapping wings using thermal updrafts. It is plausible that by observing those someone could figure out that it is not strictly necessary to flap wings. A rudimentary understanding of aerodynamics could be gained by trial and error using small scale glider models that can be quickly thrown together tested and altered to figure out what works best. It wouldn't be much different compared to modern day garage tinkerers who often build stuff without fully understanding underlying physics.

A lighter than air flight also is possibility, A hot air balloon also can be made from materials available for thousands of years. Ancient Chinese even had sky lanterns - a small scale hot air balloons so the principle was known. They had silk too which is good envelope material.

I just seems strange that while ancient civilizations were capable of building hardware as complex as Antikythera mechanism, had astronomical knowledge that only in 17 - 18 th century were surpassed in Europe, could do some amazing stonework, a relatively simple stuff like glider or hot air balloon would have never been invented.
The issue is this; one can easily see where the techniques for architecture, computing, science, philosophy, math, etc. came from and why they were or weren't passed on. However the same cannot be said for ancient flight flight as there is, at best, circumstantial evidence for flight and even that is generous. Nothing passed down or built upon, no continued legends describing new events over that civilization's lifespan. It's unlikely that manned flight, in any age, wouldn't have been widely remarked upon and attempted by others.

The other thing is that flight in any form is not at all simple. For a simple glider you need a solid understanding of why the shape works as well as how that shape, as well as wing length, width, thickness scales in relation to the mass carried. Plus even once you do know that you need to build such a shape lightly enough to wok and still strong enough to fly.

A hot air balloon, requires a staggering scale of fabric production and sealing before it becomes possible to fly that way. It also takes the desire to break the mold and use principles for things not yet associated with them. Otherwise the Chinese would have had manned lighter than air flight and yet they never did in spite of using unmanned balloons for centuries.

It takes more than possibility to cause a new technology to emerge and without evidence it's far safer to say that a thing didn't happen than to say it did.
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Re: Indian science congress hilarity

Post by Lord Revan » 2019-01-22 03:36pm

Sky Captain wrote:
2019-01-22 03:06pm
Lord Revan wrote:
2019-01-21 06:12pm
Sky Captain wrote:
2019-01-21 04:44pm
Why it is considered impossible that some ancient culture had limited capability of flight? First successful gliders were simple machines made from lightweight wooden frame covered with fabric - materials that were available for thousands of years. It would have little practical application, but someone taking off from a mountain in a homemade glider and riding the thermals could be all that's needed to inspire all sorts of legends and myths about flying machines.

Ancient civilizations were capable of quarrying, transporting and setting up in structures multi hundred ton stone blocks using only human and animal power - an engineering feat far more difficult than a simple hang glider capable of carrying man.
I think the problem was twofold, first while kites have been in existance for God knows how long, people really didn't know what made them fly so didn't know how to properly scale them to be big enough to carry a person while still being light enough to fly (well glide), second and related factor is that a lot of ancient engineering was gotten theu testing what worked and with that knowledge then passed down to your apprentices and not gotten thru formal education and research.

That's one the reasons why some ancient and medival structures still stand because they were over-engineered to make sure they would stand rather making them "good enough". That makes building stuff like functional gliders, rather difficult as you have weight limit there that you can't go over.

that said experiments on manned fight have been done since the ancient times and it's not impossible that some of those were successful enough to inspire the myths.

EDIT:One of the reasons early experiments on manned flight failed was that they were trying to replicate exactly how birds flew with very limited observation so not only they got the mechanics wrong, they were trying to do something that is physically impossible for humans.
There are also soaring birds that can maintain flight and gain altitude without flapping wings using thermal updrafts. It is plausible that by observing those someone could figure out that it is not strictly necessary to flap wings. A rudimentary understanding of aerodynamics could be gained by trial and error using small scale glider models that can be quickly thrown together tested and altered to figure out what works best. It wouldn't be much different compared to modern day garage tinkerers who often build stuff without fully understanding underlying physics.

A lighter than air flight also is possibility, A hot air balloon also can be made from materials available for thousands of years. Ancient Chinese even had sky lanterns - a small scale hot air balloons so the principle was known. They had silk too which is good envelope material.

I just seems strange that while ancient civilizations were capable of building hardware as complex as Antikythera mechanism, had astronomical knowledge that only in 17 - 18 th century were surpassed in Europe, could do some amazing stonework, a relatively simple stuff like glider or hot air balloon would have never been invented.
Well you're thinking this from a modern scientific PoV, aka if something doesn't work test to see why it doesn't work and then adjust. In ancient times if something didn't work it could have just as well seen as the god(s) not willing you to fly and telling you to stop.

Essentially it's only strange if you assume people looked things from the same point of view as you do.

EDIT:Also what Jub stated.
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