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BARIS/MURCA Glossary

Postby PeZook » 2011-05-19 08:05am

Murca - the biggest, meanest, freedomest country in the world
Zenobia - the second meanest and biggest, though not really freedomy, country in the world. Bunch of communards
Thanasia - bunch of socialists who are secretly NAZZIS and want to take over the world.
Canuckistan - also socialists. Play hockey a lot.
Mohico - a strange land full of evil monsters coming to steal all our jobs and eat our babies
Homobortionists - sexual deviants who want to convert patriotic Murcans and make them have sex with men and abortionize babies.
Lieberals - people who lie about the world, and try to tell things that are not true to the Murcan way
Freedom - the greatest value ever ; It is acceptable to kill for freedom. Only exists in Murca.
Sand Digger - everyone not white
Women - strange penisless things, prone to hysteria. Don't know what they're for.
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Re: The Glossary

Postby Marcus Aurelius » 2011-05-19 10:38am

Bibel - A holy, immutable and literally true document written long time ago by disciples of Jeebus in a foreign language called "Early modern English".
Constipitution - A holy, immutable and literally true document written long time ago by disciples of Jeebus.
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Re: The Glossary

Postby Shroom Man 777 » 2011-05-19 11:27am

COLON ASS TURDS - Central Observation Logistics Operations of the Nation Advanced Subterfuge Service Technical Undercover Reconnaissance Detachment Squads
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Re: The Glossary

Postby Darth Tedious » 2011-05-20 12:12am

PeZook wrote:Women - strange penisless things, prone to hysteria. Don't know what they're for.
They make babies, and on occasion, sammiches. Not knowing this puts you at suspicion of being a homobortionist.

Democrasy - Enables a country to emulate Murca. Is delivered to communard and terrist countries inside of large bombs democrasy packs, which are dropped from planes.
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Re: The Glossary

Postby Shroom Man 777 » 2011-05-20 04:51am

BALLS - a saying that wards off evil spirits and the DEEBIL
The Deebil - tried to invade Murca and got his ass invaded
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Re: The Glossary

Postby PeZook » 2011-05-20 08:24am

Sammich - very Murcan food, though only if made with more than 89% meat content. Sammiches with less meat are for socialists, lieberals and nerds.

Fractions
- fucking fractions, who the hell needs them in real life anyway?

Common sense - a uniquely Murcan quality of character that lets a proper Murcan solve any problem, at any time, without the need for lieberal things like information, edumacation or study.

Edumacation - useful thing, mostly for making sure Murcan boys grow up properly patriotic. Otherwise a stuff for Thanasians and Canuckistanis.

Football - the greatest game in the world. Truly manly, it weeds out potential homobortionists from the Murcan youth.

Library - collections of poisonous lieberal propaganda. To be treated with suspicion.

Meat - the only truly Murcan food except for apple pie.
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JULY 20TH 1969 - The day the entire world was looking up

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Re: The Glossary

Postby LaCroix » 2011-05-20 08:50am

PeZook wrote:Football - the greatest game in the world. Truly manly, it weeds out potential homobortionists from the Murcan youth.

Addendum: In which a non-round ball is virtually never touched with a foot - only evil socialist who hate freedom do it different.
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Re: The Glossary

Postby Akhlut » 2011-05-20 09:56am

Shariatheist - A traitor Murcan who doesn't believe in God and Jeebus and who wants to make Islime the law of the land instead of the Constipitution.

Islime - The horrible religion of Sand Diggers and Shariatheists.

Jeebus - God's son, who is also the manliest man ever, I mean, have you ever looked at a crucifix? I mean, really looked at it? Have you seen his cut abs, his massive biceps, his rock-hard pecks...
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Re: The Glossary

Postby Chardok » 2011-05-23 07:45pm

Limbaugh - French word meaning "Falafel"

Falafel - Bill O'Reilly's penis.

Penis - Good for poking (also delicious on toast)

Butthurt - what Murcan's get if you question their freedomness.

Brown People - Murcans don't like these dudes, but they don't openly persecute them. Instead, they vote for other people to actively persecute them instead.

Aliens (See also illegals, Brown People) - Anyone (thing) not from Murica
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Re: The Glossary

Postby Shroom Man 777 » 2011-05-24 12:30am

POLAND PAGAN - The greatest president in Murcan prehistory. The man who defeated Zenobia.

Profoundly influenced Murcan fashion forever.

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Re: The Glossary

Postby aerius » 2011-05-25 12:07pm

MAObama - Communist illegal alien who is destroying all that is good in Murca and taking away our Freedoms
Obamination - See MAObama
MuBarack - See Obamination
Obamessiah - The great savior of the Lieberal freedom hating Homobortionists
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Re: The Glossary

Postby Shroom Man 777 » 2011-05-26 01:43pm

JDAMBAMA - a weapon used to induce homobortions; far more effective than a coat hanger

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Re: The Glossary

Postby Thanas » 2011-06-17 08:59pm

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Re: The Glossary

Postby The Yosemite Bear » 2011-06-28 01:09am

I just wondered what would happen if you translated "Margaritaville" using the fox/merican/shroom to english dictionary?
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Re: The Glossary

Postby Shroom Man 777 » 2011-07-19 01:57pm

Bitchy Stench - The Thanasian-controlled government of Stenchia during Salvation War Part Deux.
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Re: The Glossary

Postby The Yosemite Bear » 2011-08-21 10:18pm

Technicality: anyone cleared of murder by DNA evidence
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Re: The Glossary

Postby FaxModem1 » 2011-08-25 10:01pm

Bearlin- the capital of Thanasia. Pay for not knowing that one at the hands of Von Evilstein.
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Re: The Glossary

Postby Shroom Man 777 » 2011-08-29 12:53pm

PeZook wrote:
Football - the greatest game in the world. Truly manly, it weeds out potential homobortionists from the Murcan youth.


Sucker - the only game Yurpeans and Thanaians are good at, often mistaken for football by homobortionists and un-Murcan traitors
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Re: The Glossary

Postby The Yosemite Bear » 2012-06-02 06:00am

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Re: BARIS/MURCA Glossary

Postby MKSheppard » 2012-06-07 11:50pm

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