FROM: Office of the High Minister of the Imperial Ministry of the Ambassadory, Pfhor Prime
TO: The Inhumanist League
CC: Diplomatic Offices of all Known Inhumanist League Members [Bragulans, Chamarrans, Eoghans, Idurans, The Refuge]
Most Respectful Greetings,
We of the Pfhor Empire, after much deliberation, have decided to formally request membership in this new, auspicious organization of like-minded peoples. We hope that together, we can accomplish what our nations individually could not, and collectively safeguard our futures in a galaxy that promises to grow ever more perilous with each passing year.
To this end, and futhermore with the interest of establishing cordial diplomatic contact with peoples that we hope shall soon become our friends and allies, we are dispatching diplomatic fleets to each of your nations in a week's time. These fleets shall each consist of one Light Cruiser, two Frigates, and two diplomatic yachts, with those vessels capable of bearing troops carrying a full complement of Imperial Guards.
Do not be alarmed at this; the Empire does not seek war with your nations. We merely take the safety of our diplomats with the utmost seriousness, and ask that you do the same.
When our ambassadors have arrived, they are prepared to discuss the future relationship of our respective nations, the possibility of establishing permanent embassies and cultural exchange programs, any grievances you feel your people may have with the Empire, and any other matters your diplomats may wish the bring up at this time.
If you do not wish for us to send such a fleet to your nation at this time, or are not listed as the recipient of such and wish to host our ambassadors, please correct our error posthaste.
Again, we would like to express our admiration of all of your varied peoples and cultures, and our desire to remain in friendly contact.
In the Emperor's Name,
High Minister of the Ambassadory Hlsfard of the Pale, 5th Duke of the Palelands
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