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in need of some construction projects, The BR would like to procure any remaining "Nancy Spungen" and "Kathleen "Koo" Stark" class vessels that may still exist in your inventory Greg.

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Red Technocracy sends 60 BTRs to the Shadow Empire

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Arriving today in Sarajevo via massive An-124 cargo planes, those BTRs are to be manned by Shadow Empire soldiers. Also, they would provide additional security against a possible rebellion.

- We are pleased to help a brotherly nation in distress, - said one RT soldier accompanying the machines, - it is our internationalist duty.

4 T-80 tanks out of the Red Technocracy storage depots have been delivered to the Shadow Empire via a single airhaul

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- This heavy weaponry is paramount to maintaining security.

GRU and KGB troops rumored to be moving into the nation, to mop up the coup instigators, and purge possible coupists, traitors and rebels in the army

The Red Technocracy's Supreme Council only stated that the juntist element danger in the Shadow Empire 'will be reduced' and that the legitimate power of Shady will be cemented firmly by all possible means.
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Shadow Empire to receive F-18s, Advisors, Aid

The Shinra Republic has announced today that it has sold nine surplus F/A-18E aircraft to the Shadow Empire for an undisclosed sum. They have also announced that military advisors will be dispatched to help train the new Shadow Empire officer corps. A similar program was instituted with the Duchy of Baerne after rogue elements temporarily ordered an attack against Terra Libertia.

"We feel that it is best we offer what help we can provide to the Shadow Empire in this time of need, and are confident that the new Shadow Empire military will stand strong as a force for defense not only within the Empire, but ready to serve the greater world community as well."
--Official Shinra Republic Army statement

In addition to the military aid, the full details of which are reportedly still being worked out, the Shinra Republic has announced they will work through the FUN structure to provide assistance in rebuilding the war-damaged sections of the Empire.

Many analysts see this as a sign of reconciliation between certain members of the MESS and the Shadow Empire, after the 2008 Mangkan Incident. Officials on both sides however have downplayed that aspect, stating that the Empire had previously offered their apologies and that it was "water under the bridge".

"The Shinra Republic and the MESS as a whole has a high regard for the Fungal Union of Nations, of which the Shadow Empire is a part. Therefore we are more than happy to assist in any way we can to help them heal the wounds from their civil war, both physical and emotional."
--Shinra Republic Foreign Minister spokesman
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:in need of some construction projects, The BR would like to procure any remaining "Nancy Spungen" and "Kathleen "Koo" Stark" class vessels that may still exist in your inventory Greg.

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Nope none of those are available though the designs are probably still on file at Fulton or Jessup...ahh here they are
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The caese fire in the Sultanate was good news. It meant ProTec's operations, in conjunction with offensives from the Sultan, were getting to the General. PRotec's team honere the cease fire, but continued to gather inteligence and kept teams in place.

Orders also went out to avoid Bear Republic associated men whenever possible to limit future conflicts.

The war in the Shadow Empire had been watched with some interest, with it concluding as expected once the big nations intervened. Anaylsts marveled at how the Emperor ws getting larege amounts of military aid from multiple alliance groups.

Maeanwhile the SIGINT people were getting concerned about wispers of a major attack coming up from the INvisible Hand, something thaht wasa romoured to be be much bigger than anything previously. All ProTec personnell were put on alert, and a waring was passed on to the Indhopal governmnet in case they were on some off chance attacked.

In Indhopal the bunker and emergency shelter network was coming along nicely, abnd the two reserve battalians had shaped up very quickly. Economic growth also remained steady, though it would be a real struggle to find the funds to continue to fund the popular education and health programs given ProTec's loss of key contracts after the Libertopian crises.
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Wilkonian Medicine Enroute to Shadow Empire

Wilkonia has announced today that a small convoy of Wilkonian Container Transports (WCTs) has departed to provide medical supplies to the Shadow Empire, still recovering from a brief but brutal civil war. Wilkonia, known for its large and capable bio-medical industry, is offering this aid as a humanitarian gift for those who are most in need.

Similar aid shipments have also been sent to Terra Libertia, focus of much recent world attention.
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Constantinople Times

Government decides to raise VAT by 3% from 7%

In a bid to raise government revenue, after a year of shocks, the Government decided to increase VAT by 3%. Speaking to parliament, the PM explained the rationale, "This is a year of shocks. We had to confront new strategic realities, new possible threats, and new needs to preserve our empire. The government is doing everything it cans to preserve the state and it will do what it can." For its part, the Government will give tax rebates to the lower income to cushion the blow of the new rise in tax. Government expenditure skyrocketed this year due to the sudden need to prepare for a possible nuclear attack and also forced the Government to allocate more funds to buy new weapons. The Government is already badly overbudget, and expects the trend to continue. Efforts are underway to reduce expenditure and the Government reportedly managed to reduce expenditure by 2 billion.

Government reported to have increase its funding to its intelligence services.

An unspecified new amount of funding has been allocated to the intelligence services. The Byzantium Intelligence Agency and the Byzantium Internal Security will receive new funding in a bid to increase intelligence gathering abilities and increase the number of field intelligence assets.

Navy is revising its requirements for the new destroyer.

The IBN is revising its requirements for the new destroyer, which might house a nuclear reactor to improve the range and endurance of the new ships. The costs of the ships is expected to skyrocket to as much as 1.5-2 billion a piece but will offer vastly more performance.

The IBN is also expected to announce the acquisition of new amphibious warfare carriers next year.
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Secretary General: SADDAMISTAN HAS BIOLOGICAL WEAPONS

- Our intelligence has evidence beyond reasonable doubt that Saddamistan procured, produced and stores biological weapons, as well as deploys them as strategic deterrent.

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- We urge the international community to issue a 10-day ultimatum to Saddamistan to destroy all biological weaponry in possession and allow for full inspection of it's territory, as well as satellite and aerial surveillance.

- In case the world community fails to issue an ultimatum to Saddamistan, the Red Technocracy will do it.
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Reconstruction Assistance Command, Alexandria

RACA, the Tonkin's official military liaison to the Tonkin-Alexandria Development Corporation, was a hive of activity. Advisors and other personnel moved about with a sense of purpose. Other people were watching the large plots of known insurgent and terrorist activities within the region: the advanced technology that the IRT had to offer was being put to use to aid General Alexander.

Other people were in constant contact with ProTec to help train Alexander's forces. But today --- arrangements were being finalized to bring up his forces to the next level. Already well-trained and disciplined, there remained the problem that his army was merely light infantry. That would need to change, but there remained the annoying issue of the ICTR's ridiculous imposition of arms limitation, backed by the military forces of the MESS. Absurd.

Therefore, anything sent in would have to be dual-use. And thus ... soon General Alexander would have his Armored Police Cruisers, to take the fight to some of the holdouts' bases. Avalanche guns to reduce the threat of avalanches in his mountainous regions, not to mention all of the infantry-portable weapons sent out. Paid for in hard cash, if at at discount ...

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Ashford Times Headlines in Brief

Army Corps of Engineers Deployed to Shadow Empire
Corps to assist in rebuilding of Sarajevo and other civil works projects

Langley Air Force Pilots Honored in Celebration Hosted Personally by Duke Lelouch
Two pilots awarded Air Force Cross for service in Shadow Empire civil war

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"Ok, Star why can't we have a nice quiet 3rd quarter?"

"how did you know the news was bad?"

"because If it was good news it would be on the local Ferret news propaganda network, instead of from you. How bad is it."

"Potentially a public relations disaster for the Republic."

"What did one of Tony Frye jr. private videos manage to see the light of day?"

"No. Senator Frye's future serial killer is still in High School, and doing quite well, it appears threatening your teachers and school officials does work. I can best describe the current crisis as Shiela and Roxx have been cursing for the last 4 hours with out stop, except to say "that motherfrakking, frelling whoreson in fracking Tonkin never frelling sleeps." we are assuming this has to do with their 'dueling trojans' competition."

"Wait your telling me that he's come up with something they can't handle."

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Photos claimed to be taken by RT operatives leaked

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This photo depicts one of the abandoned weapon depots in the desert off Greater Baghdad in Saddamistan, that our agents stumbled upon. Inside, evidence of prior storage of chemical weapons was uncovered.

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Active depot, with a similar structure. The observed movement of railway carriages allowed to consider that chemical and biological agents are being deployed. Deep-freeze refrigerator carriages have bolstered this assumption:
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Refrigerator train crossing the Great Saddam Desert.

Considering the immense security Saddamistan surrounds each depot with, it is natural that carriages could only be intercepted by our agents en route.
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Four More States!

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Fireworks in Landover, the capital of Shepnukistan

Following President Sheppard's signature, at midnight, Public Law 120 became the law of the land, and accordingly, most of the former Neverhood Autonomous Zone (NAZ) has become part of Shepnukistan.

The remainder is to be split up as a sort of OMSK free trade zone.

Nukistani Times

While plowing the fields, one of the agricultural tractors that were supplied to the Diocese by Humanist Societies across Terra Nova came under fire from elements operating in the Sultan's territory. The tractor returned fire, and shortly afterwards returned to plowing it's assigned field.
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SHADOW SURGERY

The Mushroom Organization of Medicine has deployed a cadre of 1,000 doctors and nurses, and several FCS shipments of MushroomMeds medication to the wartorn areas of the Shadow Empire.

This shipment is part of a multinational FUN-MESS-and-OMSK initiative informally called Operation "Save Shadow" wherein the nations of the world pool resources to aid the beleaguered imperial duchy.

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Doctor MacGregory Mouse, a MOM physician and BodyOil model, ships out to the Shadow Empire.

"I was preparing for the medical mission in Libertia when the call came to ship out for Shadow," Dr. MacGregory Mouse said. "Either way, we're here to help these people - the only difference is that the Shadows are much closer."

"It's really quite a sight to see all these nations work together to help a FUN nation, it's touching. It'll be my first time working with Wilkonian medical equipment, and the field hospital is being built by MacMillan, and we're being shipped in a Bear Republican blimp," recounts Mouse. "The civil war was short but remarkably violent, a lot of people were hurt. The process of rebuilding the Shadow Empire will take long, it's always harder to heal than to hurt - but that's why we're here. We're here to help."
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RogueIce wrote: As Rufus tried to digest this, he wasn't sure he liked what he was hearing.

"So you're telling me, basically, that the UKB was at least partly responsible for the conflict? Inadvertently it would seem, but still..."

He leaned back as what he had been told started to sink in. The path to Hell is paved with good intentions indeed. The UKB may have gotten their relations with Saddamistan, but it was at a terrible cost to the rest of the world.

There were of course a lot of questions to be asked, but one seemed most important right then: "Just how sure of Hassan's identity were you before giving the information to Saddam?"
As I said we had no idea about the attempted coup. We had no idea he was a renegade, but considering our past negations with Saddam the Great, unless we caught him red handed, so, if you will turn to the orange tab in the folder Mr President?"

There it was was, in black and white, a group of bearded men, some wearing turbans others wearing head scarves. The man in the photo jumped out at him, the others wore robes, this man wore a plain military cut outfit, it had no medals or nametag on it but other than that it screamed uniform. In the photo the other men were laughing and clapping the man identified as Hasan al Naqib on the back, he held binoculars in his hand and was pointing off screen. The next photo showed the same man bowed in prayed in a small dirt-floor mosque. The third showed the same man in a standing on a balcony a uniformed man standing next to him pointed out over the city.

"Based on photographic test and the fact we have a photo of Hassan just four years ago of him standing next to Saddam acting as the parade marshal for Saddam the Great's birthday. Because of that we were able to estimate this man was 85% likely to be the same Hassan as the one in the photos."

The King paused as he saw President Rufus looking carefully over each of the photo's. "The man in the third photograph, he was one of ours, bought at least, we smuggled him into Ramsley's land's to debrief him before the incident kicked off, he confirmed that the man answered to Hassan al Naqib, and that further he was attempting to join the Sultanates forces. However he was being rail-roaded around, as far as well could tell Sultan Ibrahim never had any idea that Hassan was in his territory when the ball went up.

President Rufus cut him off, "And this solider you bought?"

The King frowned "Dead, according to reports he was out firing at MiG's with his pistol when a thousand pounder from the second wave of bombers struck an APC near him. The shrapnel did for him some hours later.

The King paused, his eyes inviting the coming question.

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The Bear Republic joins the FUN.

The Prime Minister of Shroomania has accepted and welcomed the Bear Republic to the Fungal Union of Nations in an occasion marked with celebration - not only for the entrance of a new FUN member, but also for the end of the civil war in the Shadow Empire, an ordeal many Shadow immigrants in Shroomania had to endure.

"The end of the Shadow Civil War marks a new dawn for all of us in the Fungal Union of Nations," the Prime Minister began his speech. "We have once again defeated the forces of anarchy and tyranny, we have safeguarded freedom and peace. We have gained new friends, and regained the old ones who we thought were lost to us.

"Not only has the Shadow Empire been spared from the clutches of a brutal military junta, but we now know that Emperor Shady is alive and well - and thank goodness for that," the Prime Minister said to thunderous applause. "And despite the circumstances, our longtime friends in the Bear Republic have officially asked for admittance in the Fungal Union of Nations...

"... and I am happy to say that we welcome our Bear allies with open arms! And that despite the acts of those who wish violence against his fellow man, and division between the best of friends, the FUN is whole once more - and stronger than ever! It's morning again, Shroomania!"

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The SAF puts on an airshow at dawn to celebrate VS (Victory in Shadow) Day
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Constantinople Times

Government offers Shadow Empire aid in the form of medicines and food.

The Byzantium Government is getting ready fly over medicines and food from the Byzantium farms and Hippocrates Biomedicals to the Shadow Empire as aid.
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Testing naval gun launched missile 75mm

the modified light naval gun, fired the first missile, the projectile acclerated rapidly after launch, the second and third projectiles were already out of the barrel when the secondary stage of propellent ignighted speeding the rocket at transonic speeds. Down Range a junker and the concrete test wall behind it shattered. The acceleration curve increased the further the rockets went out. the basic principal was solid, but how would it interact with a modern ship or modern armour?

Crews outside of the hanger watched as the first test vehicle slid out on the tarmac ladened with ceramic armour, it responded to controls sluggishly. the driver was adapting but not so well, at one point building enough speed with the main aft fan, and the six lift fans to actually be unable to make a turn in the space allowed, and imbed the craft into a berm of sand bags.
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[Bear, what's the name of your airship companies? Bear Blimps? :P:]


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(A Non-Alliterative Special) BUSINESS AS USUAL

Despite the going-ons in the Shadow Empire and Libertia, the FUN continues as business and trade progresses onward and forward between the friendly FUN nations and their partners and allies in the OMSK and the MESS.

The MacMillan Multicorp, a Shroomanian brand that has now become synonymous with FUN, has announced a successful worldwide launch of its eagerly-anticipated DEGENATRON videogame console, a machine that will allow gamers across the New World to engage in mortal combat with one another via the DIGI-NERATION service provided by the ShroomSat network.

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The DEGENATRON games machine, an extreme entertainment system that appeals to the young and the young at heart.

The MacMillan partnership with the Bear Republican airship companies have also yielded fruit. The first high-altitude stratospheric satellite (stratellite) has undergone successful testing and mass production is scheduled to begin in the year 2011.

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The stratellite is designed to bridge the gap between orbital satellites and landlocked receiving/transmitting station, and is capable of filling out the roles of either one - providing a coverage roughly equaling the territory of the Lonestar Republic.

The first fleet of Shroomanian MacMillan-made cruise zeppelins (designs licensed from the BR) have also been launched with much fanfare despite the plummeting airship stocks caused by the loss of the Mariposia, a Bear Republican airship, off Shadow Empire waters during the civil war.

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The airship craze strikes the Shroomanian public and the media.

The fledgling Schrom Corporation, always hot on the heels of the ever-profiting MacMillan Multicorporation, is now blooming with the success of its Enhanced Tactical Fighter contracts with Byzantium and the Shinra Republic - friendly nations not of the FUN, but of the OMSK and MESS respectively. The Schrom Corporation is scheduled to ship ten (10) units of each aircraft-type to both nations within the next month.

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The Schrom Corp's F-15 ACTIVE, painted with the reds of Shinra.

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The Schrom Corp's F-16XL, with a black paintjob and a semi-stealthy design.

And the Lichenstadt-based Lufthansa airline company is also expanding with the Crossroadian-conceived Esdeenet Airlines to fly Shroomanians and FUNites all over the New World, and to bring foreigners to some FUN.

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A Lufthansa A340-600 passenger plane flies from Fabranti to Omsk, in the Red Technocracy.

The MushroomMeds Corporation has also announced an increase in medical exports to the FUN and OMSK nations, particularly in the distribution of vaccines and anti-biotics. The recent civil war has also made MushroomMeds increase its distribution of drugs to the Shadow Empire.

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MushroomMeds medication.

MushroomMeds is looking to competing with Wilkonian biomedicals and Mangkan pharmaceuticals, and has announced that it is collaborating with the Mushroom Organization of Medicine (MOM) to proliferate nuclear medical technologies to FUN nations and provide training as well.

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MushroomMeds and MOM work hand in hand to provide advanced medical technology to FUNites all over the world.

While New Gottland-based Pure Fungal Foods has outpaced all its competitors on the food sector - its fastfood establishments are becoming increasingly more commonplace all over the New World. Fungal Foods has also responded to the Shadow Empire crisis by providing discount Happy Meals.

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Jollibees, the Fungal Foods mascot.

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Fungal Foods' regular menu.

Last but not the least in the world of economics, however, was the Shroomanian announcement to singlehandedly revive the Zorian aerospace industry.

Years ago, the Zorian aerospace industry was nearly wiped out by Saddamistan if not for the timely intervention of Shepnukistan, and today, the Zorians are making a comeback.

Royal Aerospace Research (RAR) has announced that it has been granted permission by the Shroomanian government to rent one of the Comona Islands and has commenced the construction of the Riass Space Center.

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The Comona Islands, where the Langley Air Force was deployed during the Shadow Civil War, and now the site of the revival of Zoria's aerospace industry.

As the Mangkans say, the times are truly interesting.



[Results:

Zoria gets its space industry back online.

A lot of shit has happened since the Libertian-Saddamistani-and-Shadow crises.

Hooray!]
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Mr Bean wrote:As I said we had no idea about the attempted coup. We had no idea he was a renegade, but considering our past negations with Saddam the Great, unless we caught him red handed, so, if you will turn to the orange tab in the folder Mr President?"

There it was was, in black and white, a group of bearded men, some wearing turbans others wearing head scarves. The man in the photo jumped out at him, the others wore robes, this man wore a plain military cut outfit, it had no medals or nametag on it but other than that it screamed uniform. In the photo the other men were laughing and clapping the man identified as Hasan al Naqib on the back, he held binoculars in his hand and was pointing off screen. The next photo showed the same man bowed in prayed in a small dirt-floor mosque. The third showed the same man in a standing on a balcony a uniformed man standing next to him pointed out over the city.

"Based on photographic test and the fact we have a photo of Hassan just four years ago of him standing next to Saddam acting as the parade marshal for Saddam the Great's birthday. Because of that we were able to estimate this man was 85% likely to be the same Hassan as the one in the photos."

The King paused as he saw President Rufus looking carefully over each of the photo's. "The man in the third photograph, he was one of ours, bought at least, we smuggled him into Ramsley's land's to debrief him before the incident kicked off, he confirmed that the man answered to Hassan al Naqib, and that further he was attempting to join the Sultanates forces. However he was being rail-roaded around, as far as well could tell Sultan Ibrahim never had any idea that Hassan was in his territory when the ball went up.

President Rufus cut him off, "And this solider you bought?"

The King frowned "Dead, according to reports he was out firing at MiG's with his pistol when a thousand pounder from the second wave of bombers struck an APC near him. The shrapnel did for him some hours later.

The King paused, his eyes inviting the coming question.
"If you didn't know he was a renegade, why would you have provided that photo? What did you expect that would gain you?"
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Hughes/Kaiser they also do tool making, sea ships, build lots of hospitals (though they don't do R&D on medicine), construction, aircraft, helocoptors, GEVs, missiles, etc. They aren't involved with food production or automobiles, or restaurants, casinos, etc. Oh and they think that most of the other companies and the hubbologists are out to get them. (is it paranoia if your right?)
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Constantinople Times

Overview of Constantine Heavy Industries

Constantine Heavy Industries is well known in Byzantium. The state owns a 40% stake in the company, with the remember on the stock market owned by various investors. They share a symbiotic relationship with many other Byzantine industries, such as Constantinople Shipyards Inc. and Kontos Munitions.

Chief among the products Constantine Heavy Industries has is steel making. Maker of High tensile strength steel and other high quality steel, Constantine Heavy Industries makes the highest grade steel possible. Customers of the steel inclues Constantinople Shipyards, many construction companies, Byzantine Aeronautics and many other firms. It also specialises in making Titanium alloys and copper alloys which it obtains through mining. Titanium is available for export as well.

Constantinople Heavy Industries is an important provider of high grade precision machine tools essential for many industries such as Kontarion Munitions. Constantinople Heavy Industries is also involved in Superconductivity experiments as it is the chief contractor providing much of the niobium and manufacturing it for use by the Material Sciences Institute.

Constantinople Heavy Industries is also has an automotive division that specialises in cars, tanks and engines. They are thus involved in the Empire's new Tank program which is scheduled to enter service in 4-5 years time. They are thus an invaluable part of the Byzantine economy and their continued innovation ensures they will be in the future.
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Commercial on Texas News Service
Two men, one in a smart business suit, the other in jeans, a cowboy hat, and a bolo appear walking on a ranch.

"Hi, I'm James Hanks of the Texas Parcel Service." The suit says.

"And I'm Pierre Lorillard of the Texas Tobacco Company" The Cowboy says.

"The war in the Shadow Empire has caused hardship for countless innocents..." Hanks said

"…which is why we've decided to do what we can to help the poor people of the Shadow Empire. TTC is transporting products like oats, corn, and barley to the area to help provide relief." Said Lorillard.

"And the Texas Parcel Service is providing free transport for supplies, as well as personnel from NGOs like he LSR Red Cross and Doctors Without Borders." Said Hanks. "But we can't do it alone."

"We are asking you to do the neighborly thing, and donate to the relief effort at the url and/or address provided below." Says Lorillard.

"Together, we can make a difference." (both at he same time)

Fort Worth Star-Telegram
Government sens aid to Shadow Empire
Three vessels, the Oil Baron, Texas Belle, and the LSRN ocean going tug Cherokee left Texas City today to help with the ongoing Humanitarian crisis in the Shadow Empire. The Tug will be helping clear the harbors, while the Oil King is carrying diesel fuel and gasoline,and the Texas Belle is carrying over a hundred construction vehicles, such as bulldozers, earth movers, asphalt pavers, concrete mixers, and cranes.

"We reckon it's the right thing to do." El Presidente Lonestar said. "The last thing the Shadow Empire needs right now is more weapons. It's time to rebuild.
"The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles."
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BBC Reports

"This is the BBC News update. In this hour we have stories from the Shadow Empire."

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The people are rebuilding their homes, and clearing the streets.

International aid continues to poor into the shadow empire, medical supplies and food, engineers and doctors, equipment. "It is truly an amazing sight, all those people come to help us"- said one shadow civilian. The Great Emperor Shady sent his personal thanks to all the leaders of the world. "This shows that the MESS, OMSK and FUN can work together and be friends"-said the emperor in a speech held today.The emperor also said that this was a dawn of a new age for the empire, we have as of this day embraced the Technocratic Socialist Doctrine which shall lead us to a bright new future.

In other news, the first officer trials begin today. The officers that rebelled against the Emperor and joined the traitor General Karic will face justice today. Those who are found guilty will suffer the penalty of death by firing squad.

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Baernish MinState + Baernish MinFin
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File PC-19

FROM: His Grace Duke James of Baerne
TO: His Imperial Majesty Emperor Shady of the Shadow Empire
Excellent. Your willingness to cooperate is much appreciated, Majesty.
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File BMF-28

His Grace's Government will be willing to support the establishment of a Ducal Aircraft plant in the Shadow Empire, which would surely provide much-needed income and jobs to the Shadow Empire. In addition, what ACV (Cargo)s we can spare will be despatched for Sarajevo as soon as possible.

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File BMS-25

His Grace is also mindful of the dangers inherent in the complete rebuilding of a nation, and therefore wishes to offer a suggestion: that restraint be exercised. While your rage at the recent devastation must be terrible, a complete purge of your nation's officer corps is not the answer. Take the time to ascertain guilt or innocence before an execution. We are willing to maintain a regiment in the Shadow Empire for purposes of security, if you so desire.
FILE XX-04

FROM:His Imperial Majesty Emperor Shady of the Shadow Empire
TO:His Grace Duke James of Baerne

Your help is appreciated my friend. I have decided to follow your advice and show some restraint. The traitors will have their day in court. Also a regiment of your troops would be most welcome, many thanks your grace
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Baernish News Service
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Sarajevo, Shadow Empire-First Amphibious Regiment Headquarters

According to a statement released today by the Ministry of War, the First Amphibious Regiment will be staying on in the Shadow Empire to provide added security for the nation as the purges take place. It is expected to remain in the Shadow Empire for several months at the very least.

The First Amphibious has long been regarded as the premier Army unit in Baerne, having taken part in the New Gottland Insurrection, the internal disturbances, and now the Shadow Revolt.

George Wilson, Shadow Correspondent
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Basic Unit of Laryngitis = 1 Hoarsepower
453.6 Graham Crackers = 1 Pound Cake
1 Kilogram of Falling Figs - 1 Fig Newton
Time Between Slipping on a Banana Peel and Smacking the Pavement = 1 Bananosecond
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