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Post by Shroom Man 777 »

Somewhere in Sarajevo
Ten minutes ago

[Snail] "Talia. Minister Stojkovic is dead."

[Talia] "Good job. Now get out of there and meet me at the rendezvous point."

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[Snail] "I'm having a little problem with my exit, though..."

[Talia] "Need any help?"

[Snail] "Sure."

[Talia] "Where are you?"

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[Snail] "At the corridor, making my way through. I'm sure there's more of them waiting for me outside..."

[Talia] "Don't worry, I'll handle it."

[Snail] "You better. I'm heading for the doors now."

[Snail] "Shit! Goons!"

[Talia] "Lights out. Get down!"

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[Snail] "Shoot!"

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[Talia] "You can get up now, Snail."

[Snail] "Talia..."

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[Talia] "You were lucky I could shoot through that stuffy helmet. And in this tight jumpsuit..."

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[Snail] "Hmm... nice helmet."

[Talia] "Performing tactical reconnaissance, are you, Snail?"

[Snail] "Yeah."

[Talia] "Come on, it's time to go."

[Snail] "Yeah."

[Talia] "Snail."
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Post by Fingolfin_Noldor »

Imperial Chronicles

"You know, I'm surprised the Sultan hasn't gotten around to convince one of his muftis or Imams to declare this impertinent general of his an infidel or something," wondered one adviser.

"That will push the general against the wall," warned another adviser.

"Sure, but it will result in his supporters deserting him and forcing him to reconsider the jihad ."

While the debate continued. The Emperor was reading some top secret documents, stating:

"Your Highness, we have reason to believe that these so called flights of mercy are actually actual aid mixed with powder, possibly from old Violetcratic stocks. We believe that the Headmaster is getting ready for a possible invasion by and is fortifying as thus..."

'Great, wonderful. Instead of peace, we are getting rapid militarisation of Terra Libertia. This can only bring more disaster,' thought the Emperor, as he angrily crushed the report and threw it into the fire.
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