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PeZook wrote:Yes! The Fungal Fuhrer will try to save humanity from itself, whether it wants it or not! He will unite the world under His wise leadership and bring it forth into a new age of Prozium-induced peace!

...to that end, he shall build a vast force of nuclear powere supersonic megabombers armed with tens of thousands of nuclear weapons, and unleash them on his chief rival - the UKB...

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It would be more economical to adapt the true end purpose of Saddamistans submarine LSTs, transportation of five stage multi gigaton nuclear devices designed to blast part of the atmosphere into space. Several of these devices initiated in a triangle could blow a country in half in a rather literal manner.
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Sea Skimmer wrote:
PeZook wrote:Yes! The Fungal Fuhrer will try to save humanity from itself, whether it wants it or not! He will unite the world under His wise leadership and bring it forth into a new age of Prozium-induced peace!

...to that end, he shall build a vast force of nuclear powere supersonic megabombers armed with tens of thousands of nuclear weapons, and unleash them on his chief rival - the UKB...

:P
It would be more economical to adapt the true end purpose of Saddamistans submarine LSTs, transportation of five stage multi gigaton nuclear devices designed to blast part of the atmosphere into space. Several of these devices initiated in a triangle could blow a country in half in a rather literal manner.
Were there actually designs for that? I was thinking at one point of time to play around with multigigaton weapons.
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I'm afraid the UKB will raze Shroomania in retaliation, no matter what.

I'm sure they learned from the last war and have enough life-extinguishing weapons in addition to simple kinetic kill vehicles.

Namely, lots of salted bomb FOBS to kill Shroomania.
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Well, Shroomania isn't going to war with anyone - except itself!
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PeZook should've posted that really when you went fascist, but regardless of what I think of Polish anarchist wing, the poster is a gem of modern propaganda posters ;)
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Well, we will either try to talk sense into Shroom, or think about nuking him or something.

Either way, he will get plastered by someone.
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You know I have an idea...

Shadow-Shroom MK3. :lol:
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Stas Bush wrote: PeZook should've posted that really when you went fascist, but regardless of what I think of Polish anarchist wing, the poster is a gem of modern propaganda posters ;)
If I knew about the existence of this poster, believe me, I would've posted it long ago :D
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Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:Well, we will either try to talk sense into Shroom, or think about nuking him or something.

Either way, he will get plastered by someone.
Why do you HAET me? I didn't do nothing to anyone! :(
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Shroom Man 777 wrote: Why do you HAET me? I didn't do nothing to anyone! :(
How about the people you've drugged into obedience? :P
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Did I ever say what happened when they didn't comply? No! They're all happy!

It's just government-provided for anti-depressants! Who WOULDN'T want anti-depressants? It's a sad world!
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:Did I ever say what happened when they didn't comply? No! They're all happy!
Of course they are, if an SS man asks them during a population census ;)
Shroom Man 777 wrote:It's just government-provided for anti-depressants! Who WOULDN'T want anti-depressants? It's a sad world!
And beneviolent rule is, I would assume, just a strange word? :P
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Go away!

To be honest, Shroom lives a hermetic life in the bowels (bowels) of Fortress Farbanti. He's given up on the world and just lives in Bright Hill (white house) - buried within that great pyramid. Within the chamber containing that white house is a garden, and within the white house itself is a modest collection of pre-war memorabilia. Portraits and pictures of peoples and places, sculptures, 40 year old Byzantine wine, ISCA ship miniatures, a FASTA scale model of the star system, a set of antique Lonestar revolvers, music boxes...

There is a Master Computer linked to the Terminal Telescreen, but it is covered in dust and hasn't been used in ages.

There is also, within the Ovoid Office, a segment of some wall - and on it are those "missing" posters parents and children and families put up during the post-war period.

Shroom has not had any contact with the outside world - save maybe for visiting the funerals of his fellow leaders - ever since 20 years ago, the end of the Troubles (major Shroomanian civil disturbances).

The true leaders of Shroomania are now the Ministers of Love (Adolph Hitler), Peace (Joseph Stalin), Truth (Lenin), and Plenty (Mao Zedong). The Shroom you see in the podiums and whatnot are holograms - or lobotomized clones with their brains replaced with microchips.

Conceivably if you get Shroom to go out, he could deactivate everything with but an utter. But the man is just waiting for the nuclear battery that has replaced his heart to expire.

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hey cool, so he's now Howard Hughes. Does he have needles broken off under his skin? :lol:
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The nanomachines in his blood will cause him to turn into dust if and when he dies :)
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Does he have dissidents in Shroomania who have managed to escape ROOM ONE OH ONE brought into Bright Hill, and their brains blown out all over a plate of donuts, which he then eats, in an attempt to relive that moment when he thought he was eating shep's brains? :lol:
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MKSheppard wrote:Does he have dissidents in Shroomania who have managed to escape ROOM ONE OH ONE brought into Bright Hill, and their brains blown out all over a plate of donuts, which he then eats, in an attempt to relive that moment when he thought he was eating shep's brains? :lol:
If only that had happened and he did eat your brains. Perhaps the world would still be in one piece. :lol:
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Ok, if Shroom is intractable, I say I unleash a swarm of missiles and just pulverise him. Any objections (aside from Shroom) :D
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You can still save Shroom, mang. Just go to him and tell him what's up! :)

Come on, don't destroy Shroomania! It can still be redeemed!

I mean, mang! What did Shroomania ever do to you? :P
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Post by Fingolfin_Noldor »

Shroom Man 777 wrote:You can still save Shroom, mang. Just go to him and tell him what's up! :)

Come on, don't destroy Shroomania! It can still be redeemed!

I mean, mang! What did Shroomania ever do to you? :P
If you are nice, we will bring nice gifts. :D Otherwise, well, we can't stand to see this sore thumb for a fascist. :twisted:
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Hey, we helped bring you guys back from the brink! We turned Crossrodia and Republicsbergstatesville's shitty suburbs and McMansions and trailer parks into HUEG farmlands so everyone can be fed!

At the expense of forcing every non-farmer to live in 5th Element type of apartment blocks where your bed folds into a wall and the toilet bowl is pulled out of the floor, and the sink is lowered from a ceiling compartment...

But still!
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I have committed suicide. :lol:

Now I shall begin preparations for the new one.
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Seriously.

PeZook, Heraclius 2, Rufus, and co. can visit Fortress Farbanti's deepest sanctums and tell Shroom to find his balls again. Then I'll promptly save (or destroy) Shroomania in some bittersweet manner and then basically set things back to zero - putting the SDN World back to where it began. Completing the circle without any loss of life.


I have determined now that Stalin, Hitler, Lenin and Mao were four AIs that were created by Shroom to administer Shroomania as he locked himself away. The AIs began without personality, but somehow developed into... well, yeah.

I will kill them.

I will save the world.
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DarthShady wrote:I have committed suicide. :lol:

Now I shall begin preparations for the new one.
Well, I always knew you'd go off with a bang...
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And now we see the TRUE FORM of Shroomania's leadership.

AIs!

And since Shady doesn't need those hoes and seeds anymore, Mao Zedong will be giving all that stuff to the other folks then - for free! :)
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