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Chaotic Neutral wrote:

Force Lord wrote: From: Ravin Nostrum, Foreign Secretary of the Centrality
To: The Leader
Escort is permitted. We hope you will be polite while entering our nation.

FROM: The Leader
TO: Ravin Nostrum, Foreign Secretary of the Centrality.

Actually, I have changed my mind, I will personally greet you by warp-gate with no escort. See you soon.

Chaotic Neutral wrote:FROM: The Multiversal Empire of Happiness
TO: Katya Perry, Wairen Bureau, Tianguo

While we are eager to establish relation with your people, we would like to know more about this champion you request.

Is the battle necessary?

Will either of our people die?

What kind of battle? Hand-to-hand, melee weapons only, bows only, ranged weapons only, no armor, any armor, anything you can bring?

We are also afraid that our champion will stand no chance against yours, due to our preferred method of ground combat being a combination of orbital bombardment and shooting people in the back.

Signed

Saint #3

Beowulf wrote: TO: Saint #3, The Multiversal Empire of Happiness
FROM: Katya Perry, Wairen Bureau, Tianguo

The rules for combat will be randomly chosen when your champion arrives. The lethal incapacitation of a champion may be an unavoidable consequence of the duel, or even required by the rules for combat. The champion must be prepared for any sort of combat. The combat is non-negotiable.

//SIGNED//
Katya Perry
Director, Wairen Bureau

Chaotic Neutral wrote:FROM: The Multiversal Empire of Happiness
TO: Katya Perry, Wairen Bureau, Tianguo

Must the champion be biological, or are machines allowed as well?

Signed
Saint #3

Beowulf wrote: TO: Saint #3, The Multiversal Empire of Happiness
FROM: Katya Perry, Wairen Bureau, Tianguo

We fail to understand your question.

//SIGNED//
Katya Perry
Director, Wairen Bureau

Chaotic Neutral wrote:FROM: The Multiversal Empire of Happiness
TO: Katya Perry, Wairen Bureau, Tianguo

In more simple terms: Can we send a robot as our champion?

Signed
Saint #3

Beowulf wrote: TO: Saint #3, The Multiversal Empire of Happiness
FROM: The Office of Katya Perry, Wairen Bureau, Tianguo

If that is how you choose to represent your nation.

//SIGNED//
Zheng Long
Assistant Underdirector for the Rimward Widdershins Quadrant
Wairen Bureau

Chaotic Neutral wrote:TO:Shepistani Republic
FROM: The Multiversal Empire of Happiness

Hello! We have just arrived from another universe!

It did not have any espers, however, so after our arrival, a small portion of our citizen started to show the abilities. We have heard you have powerful anti-esper devices, and would like to know if we could purchase a small number them.

In addition, we would like to know if you have any espers sentenced to death or death by torture that you would sell to us for research.

Sincerely
Saint #321

FROM: THE SHEPISTANI REPUBLIC
TO: THE MEH

We would be pleased to sell you as many anti-psyker devices as you wish, with discounts on quantities above 1.0x10^6.

While we have a random sampling of psyker criminals who have violated the laws of Shepistan regarding psykerdom; we would require further clarification of what the 'research' these criminals will be expended in will consist of before shipment details can be worked out.

FOR THE ATOM.

MKSheppard wrote:

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FROM: THE SHEPISTANI REPUBLIC
TO: THE MEH

We would be pleased to sell you as many anti-psyker devices as you wish, with discounts on quantities above 1.0x10^6.

While we have a random sampling of psyker criminals who have violated the laws of Shepistan regarding psykerdom; we would require further clarification of what the 'research' these criminals will be expended in will consist of before shipment details can be worked out.

FOR THE ATOM.

Chaotic Neutral wrote:TO:Shepistani Republic
FROM: The Multiversal Empire of Happiness

We would like to buy 1000 large, 1000 medium, and 1000 small devices.

The research we will put them under involves various tests meant to give information on how their powers work, how to control them, how to increase them, and how lower them, ect...

As for the criminals, may we request that instead of just any psyker prisoners, you give us the ones that have committed particularly heinous acts, molesting people, torturing hundreds, and mass murder. We wouldn't want to be experimenting on people who are only guilty of activating powers they didn't know they had.

We would like approximately 5670 for testing.

In addition, since other nations seem to avoid yours, we would like the opportunity to become close allies. May we set up an embassy in your nation?

Signed
Saint #321

TO: THE MEH
FROM: THE SHEPISTANI REPUBLIC

We can deliver the devices immediately, as we have a quite large stockpile of them for wartime use.

As for the prisoners, your requirements for criminal purity will limit the amount of prisoners we can provide. We do not think we can provide more than several dozen a shipment until several months down the line to a year.

We also have a very vested interest in this kind of psykeric research, so if you would tell us a bit more about the nature of your experiments, we would be able to provide higher quality specimens more tailored to your needs, rather than whatever random criminals we found that exhibited psykeric qualities.

Thirdly, you are welcome to set up a small embassy in the protected embassy district near Vulture Rock. We have tentatively assigned you to the plot next to the Bragulan Full Scale Ambassadorial Complex.

MKSheppard wrote:

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TO: THE MEH
FROM: THE SHEPISTANI REPUBLIC

We can deliver the devices immediately, as we have a quite large stockpile of them for wartime use.

As for the prisoners, your requirements for criminal purity will limit the amount of prisoners we can provide. We do not think we can provide more than several dozen a shipment until several months down the line to a year.

We also have a very vested interest in this kind of psykeric research, so if you would tell us a bit more about the nature of your experiments, we would be able to provide higher quality specimens more tailored to your needs, rather than whatever random criminals we found that exhibited psykeric qualities.

Thirdly, you are welcome to set up a small embassy in the protected embassy district near Vulture Rock. We have tentatively assigned you to the plot next to the Bragulan Full Scale Ambassadorial Complex.

TO:Shepistani Republic
FROM: The Multiversal Empire of Happiness

When you say "We do not think we can provide more than several dozen a shipment until several months down the line to a year." do you mean to say that removing the criminals from all over your territories will be time consuming, or that you will rush large numbers of psykers through the courts on charges they did not commit.

We do not mean to insult you, but as we are on the already thin line of human experimentation, we would rather be safe than sorry. I hope are worries are unfounded, as it would likely damage our future relationship.

As for to our goals for research, our most obvious ones are military in nature, faster, stronger, more powerful soldiers. However, we also would like to give large scale psykic powers to instructors so as to aid in mass instruction of many people at one time via embedding the information directly into a mind. Not large numbers of instructors of course, as we intend to use your dampeners to control them.

Various other ideas for experimentation involve activating powers via putting machines in a subjects brain, and controlling it them without its knowledge, and psykericly linking multiple soldiers together for better coordination.

Signed
Saint #321

TO:Shepistani Republic
FROM: The Multiversal Empire of Happiness

When you say "We do not think we can provide more than several dozen a shipment until several months down the line to a year." do you mean to say that removing the criminals from all over your territories will be time consuming, or that you will rush large numbers of psykers through the courts on charges they did not commit.

We do not mean to insult you, but as we are on the already thin line of human experimentation, we would rather be safe than sorry. I hope are worries are unfounded, as it would likely damage our future relationship.

As for to our goals for research, our most obvious ones are military in nature, faster, stronger, more powerful soldiers. However, we also would like to give large scale psykic powers to instructors so as to aid in mass instruction of many people at one time via embedding the information directly into a mind. Not large numbers of instructors of course, as we intend to use your dampeners to control them.

Various other ideas for experimentation involve activating powers via putting machines in a subjects brain, and controlling it them without its knowledge, and psykericly linking multiple soldiers together for better coordination.

Signed
Saint #321

MKSheppard wrote: TO: THE MEH
FROM: SHEPISTAN

To answer your question; it is this specific requirement you have laid forth:

'you give us the ones that have committed particularly heinous acts, molesting people, torturing hundreds, and mass murder. We wouldn't want to be experimenting on people who are only guilty of activating powers they didn't know they had.'

That is causing a lot of problems in the possible flow of prisoners to you.

In Shepistan, Pskyers aren't human. This is stated in the revised Sheparticles of Colonization which were instituted after the Amplitur Wars.

It would greatly aid our effort if you would just abandon all moral, legal, and ethical scruples regarding the use of Psyker test subjects.

It's not like they're human, anyway. They're just product.

As for your goals, they are...intruiging, considering that we are facing a renewed Amplitur threat; and that some aspects of Psykerism could be mechanized using HUEG robotics with bio-organic CPUs.

Chaotic Neutral wrote:FROM: The Multiversal Empire of Happiness
TO: Wierd Ship That Came Through Our Warp Gate Without Permission (WSTCTOWGWP)

You decrypted our messages? Are we going to need to send diplomats straight to the leaders of other empires just to prevent that from happening again? I sure am glad that it isn't happening with all of our messages at least.

We are eager to establish meet the strange people that don't send ambassadors or encrypted messages like everyone else, especially if we can conduct trade. Where would you like to meet?

YES

SEE ATTACHED SYSTEM COORDINATES FOR MEETING IN SECTOR P25

PeZook wrote:

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SEE ATTACHED SYSTEM COORDINATES FOR MEETING IN SECTOR P25

It awaited a reply for two kiloseconds and left again.

Ryan Thunder wrote:Message to Shinra

To whom it may concern,

This MEH seems kind of strange. We should keep an eye on them. Let's have our intelligence services collaborate on the matter, shall we?

We should trade shit, too, while we're at it. MADNESS recently engineered some bitching power armour and mining equipment that you may be interested in, and we'd like to secure some additional backup foodstuffs for Nova Miratia in case things go bad with one of their usual food sources. Twenty billion citizens makes for a hell of a lot of mouths to feed, after all.

Sincerely,
The Representative from Nova Miratia to the Elected Assembly of the Interstellar Union of Worlds, Emorroth Kelechtia