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And an eternal reminder...

And so it comes to full circle for Prime Minister Shroom the 777th. The Beloved Leader of the FUN.

Holy motherfucking shit...

And I thought my people making a national sport out of killing UAR refugees was bad

If you guys missed it, I edited the post a bit... one final flashback to Shroom's last moments of sanity.

Also, the walling-in of San Salvacion and Tauberg into giant Flavian amphitheaters is basically the origins of how Max Shroomatansky went mad and decided to start killing Shepnukistani and Saddamistani holocaust survivors en masse. After Shepnukistani and Saddamistani bandits killed his wife and child.


ALSO, I noticed that Mt. Shepmore, right outside of Nuketropolis, is a Filipino landmark! A monument to Marcos, our deposed dictator! Awesome!

You're going to talk about all the other leaders but not the dead El Presidente?

What do you know - sending out that exploration crew on a nuke-powered ship was a stroke of genius!

Aw, sowwy Loinstar!

I can add it in

Hooray!

How Paul and his wife wept over PeZookia.

How Stas' health was failing to sickness.

How Lonestar's skeletonized remains were uncovered from the wreckage of his helicopter.

You are now a skeleton, Lonestar


^_______^


PeZook, why do you haet my fascism?


V_________V

Shroom Man 777 wrote: PeZook, why do you haet my fascism?

Due to the events of World War II, my family had to travel for three weeks stuffed into a cattle boxcar from their home in Vilnus. They arrived in ravaged Gdansk (it was still burning) and lived throught the reconstruction and Communist rule of the PRL. The death of 16% of Poles in the War results in significant demographic and economic disruption to this day.

I think you may understand why I, ahem, don't particularly like Nazis and Nazi symbology

Oh right... damn.


Hopefully Stas can wake up and together with an aging Obi Paul Kenobi, you can show Shroom the error of his ways. Then I shall shoot my dog and fall on a sword, dying in shame and dishonor!

Seppuku!

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Oh right... damn.


Hopefully Stas can wake up and together with an aging Obi Paul Kenobi, you can show Shroom the error of his ways. Then I shall shoot my dog and fall on a sword, dying in shame and dishonor!

Seppuku!

Yeah, that would be so awesome

"Reject evil! There is peace in the Light Side! Throw away the hate!"

Well Rufus Shinra will have lived. And rebuild the Shinra Republic. With a new capital...called Edge.

Shady: NOOOO!

*electrfies Shroom with lightning*

Shroom: I REPENT! *electricity makes his skeleton light up*

*throws Shady into a hole*

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Shady: NOOOO!

*electrfies Shroom with lightning*

Shroom: I REPENT! *electricity makes his skeleton light up*

*throws Shady into a hole*

*climbs out of hole*

*electrfies Shroom with lightning, again*

*throws Shroom into a hole*

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Shady: NOOOO!

*electrfies Shroom with lightning*

Shroom: I REPENT! *electricity makes his skeleton light up*

*throws Shady into a hole*

Crusader of St John gives Shroom a whack in the head with a Mace.

It will become a slapstick routine in which we keep on throwing each other down that hole

I say that many of the non-participative or semi-participative FUN nations, particularly the Duchies, become vassal states and assimilated into the FUN by Shroom's mad dreams.

Crossroads, Langley, Vanaheim, Syndromia, Blastification, N'ton, the Shrouded Isles, the Lincolnian Union, Baerne and Gottland, Republicsbergstatesville, the Royal Rail Republic...

Though I don't think Shroom is himself all that evil. Not necessarily any more so than Missis Stalin, Stas' widow. He does have a massive cult of personality though, the Shroomanian populace would believe he saved their nation - and THE WORLD!

He'd be like Soviet Superman. The FUN would become a warped and perverted mirror of its old self.

But that doesn't stop us from... helping the other nations

Actually, PeZookia may just turn Technocratic Socialist itself

Byzantium has already reverted back to a Monarchy. Well, control was required to quell the masses.

Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:Byzantium has already reverted back to a Monarchy. Well, control was required to quell the masses.

PeZookia never left this state

Damn, this is depressing.

PeZook, looking at Selene: Damnit! WE WERE ALMOST THERE!!!

*shakes fist*

Well, Emperor Komnenos I, son of Emperor Heraclius, will pay a visit to the war ravaged nations...

PeZook wrote:Actually, PeZookia may just turn Technocratic Socialist itself

You're a wasteland, man.


Note that if SDN World Redux ever gets on the way, I am ditching Fascist Fungalia and going back to my old happy self.

But goddamn, I LOVE the insanity of this postapocalypse stuff!

I think John Baylor should be leading the resistance.



With an eyepatch.

Shroom, the MESS still soldiers on. We're not gonna let you Nova Terra Nazis start oppressing people. Not after all of this.

The Ranger is old but she's still going. Some more of my Navy units are also trucking along.

Enderistan never got hit so they're in good shape. Economically a bit weaker I'm sure due to the bodyblows the global economy took, but overall they're still tiptop. The LSR and Tian Xia should have pretty well recovered by now and Wilkonia is just coming out of it, as is Canissia. Byzantium should be well and good after 40 years as well. I'm probably worst off of everyone because of the damn bioweapons.

This whole Shroom-Nazi thing is after the 40 years, right? Or is it pretty much immediately after?

Don't worry. I have some nukes left, and I managed to refurbish most of my equipment, and my two carriers still live in some way, though the technology stagnated somewhat.

If it comes to it, nukes fly.

Well, I'm going to say Alexandria survived in some fashion simply due to the Iron GEneral's ruthlessness. Maybe he is about the size and power of a duchy .

Shroom slowly goes nuts with the horrors of the refugee problem, and in under a decade, Shroomania has to tighten its belt. Nations around the world have declared martial law, so why can't Shroomania? The only thing different is that we have a cult of personality.

Shroomania is not going to antagonize the MESS or any other nation. All we do is venerate Shroom the 777th while he turns the ShroomSats and Strats into Orwellian eyes, and puts cameras in TVs so he can watch people in his living room.

The quality of life in Shroomania is... well, odd I guess. The only ones being oppressed are the UAR refugees who are confined in enclosed cities.

Overall, we're not hostile to other nations. Just more grandiose and loopy - but we just had a global nuclear war. People's faiths have abandoned them, their gods left them, their leaders died or hid in holes. Shroom the 777th led them to the light - he brought aid to the FUN nations who were stricken by the economic effects.

Coupled with the fact that I've been working to fill the media with my junk TV, well... it's not hard to see why Everyone Loves Shroom... to the point of fanaticism!

I'm not going to be belligerent to anyone - I don't have the stomach for it.

This whole Nazi thing is solely domestic. It is a realistic reaction of a nation that is scared, of a nation that has watched all others around it burn in nuclear fire.

It is what has happened to a great man whose dreams of peace have been shattered in the storm - and cannot bear to see it happen again, to his chosen people!

Save Shroom from himself!