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Shroomania expresses its disappointment in the petty posturings of the Shadow Empire and moves to begin unilateral military preparations with the constituent nations of the FUNGAL AXIS.DarthShady wrote:The Shadow Empire does not care for your concerns and shall make a suggestion to shep that the FUNGAL AXIS be the first on our invasion list.
1) I'd turn my island nation into this world's equivalent to Switzerland as best I can and hope I'm not promptly invaded for doing so.Zor wrote:50-1,000 posts (or having a negative custom title) -Dutchy
-An island between 7,500 Square KM
-Either 250,000 people at a first world level of income or 500,000 at a second world level
-A military of 1,000-2,500 personel (depending on US) and a basic fleet of a couple of Patrol boats and choppers for naval policing. You can de-militerize if so you desire, as is the case with every one of these nations.
-Able to meet local demands for basic foodstuffs, as well as having a single industry/resource export of note, GDP $6,250,000,000 USD per year
1-What do you do with your nation?
2-What happens to this world?
Wasn't calling you out specifically (sorry if it came across that way) but in general this is how a lot of it goes. A bunch of people decide to either go on the warpath, run off on their own, or give up and die, depending on the scenario. The Mess decides to band together as a means of survival, and we stay out of the messy conflicts (where those erupt) and pick up the pieces afterward.MKSheppard wrote:And obviously, you haven't read the other previous RAR threads; usually, I don't go all psychotic and start nuking people randomly; the only thread where I can remember doing that besides this one is the thread that the PRFY started in; where I just decided to nuke the middle east, because well, the ME deserves it.
Yeah, so I totally forgot about those. Whoops.MKSheppard wrote:The carrier's nice; but what really clinches it are the 20 or so fast attacks I have. They can pretty much shut off all internal commerce between island chains, etc.
Ok, how about this: you can go pick on those who nobody else really likes if you must (though it'd be nice if you spared the actual leaders and let them live; it'd be sad to have people that are real die, and it just sucks to be those who got created by the ROB because they're like action movie extras...sad, but true) but at least leave the rest of us alone.MKSheppard wrote:Pffft. I've tried that for the last couple of ideas; it's time to try something fun.
I want to be neutral regarding this warpath and not have my pretty little country nuked or bombed.Zixinus: Deciding who to ally with
Considering that Shep has not formally accepted The Shadow Empire as an ally. I am forced to begin the training of special assassins which shall be used to assassinate the leaders of the FUNGAL AXIS.Shroom Man 777 wrote:Shroomania expresses its disappointment in the petty posturings of the Shadow Empire and moves to begin unilateral military preparations with the constituent nations of the FUNGAL AXIS.DarthShady wrote:The Shadow Empire does not care for your concerns and shall make a suggestion to shep that the FUNGAL AXIS be the first on our invasion list.
Shroomania will discuss recent events with the Fuck Yeah Treaty Organization, in light of the posturings of this wayward ally of the Shep.
Well, you screwed up then, because while I plan on sitting tight and not provoking anyone I will be engaged in the Old Boy's network(I was the first post in this thread to use that phrase, by the way) with regards to the Mess for security reasons.Crossroads Inc. wrote:Because I am bored and enjoy making lists, I offer the following in the hopes of providing some information to those making alliances
False, since I expressed the desire to seek shelter FROM the trigger-happy megalomaniacs like Shep.Crossroads Inc. wrote:Tiriol (Tiny Nation) Pursuing alliance with Shep
Count the NeoGoombas of the Kingdom of Republicburgstatesville in the FUNGAL AXIS. And there is Vanasia and Triolia. Along with the WesFox Republic of Vulpesia.Crossroads Inc. wrote:WesFox13: (Tiny Nation) Pursing alliance with Senators or Shroom Man 777
The Vortex Empire: (tiny Nation) Allied with Shroom Man 777
Shroom Man 777 (Large Nation) Part of the FYTO
Shroom Man 777 I emperor Shady will not cover before your threats. My soldiers are ready to defend me to the last man. My newly built war machines shall crush your pathetic forces and my assassins shall bring swift death to you and your allies.Darth Shady of the Shadow Empire, your warrantless aggression, provocations, and threats to Shroomania and her allies in the FUNGAL AXIS forces Shroomania to propose the imposition of sanctions and blockades on your rogue nation!
Your despotism and tyranny shall lead your country to ruin!
DarthShady wrote:Shroom Man 777 I emperor Shady will not cover before your threats. My soldiers are ready to defend me to the last man. My newly built war machines shall crush your pathetic forces and my assassins shall bring swift death to you and your allies.
I hereby call to all of you Ruthless Genocidal Warmongers to assist me in the elimination of Shroom Man 777 and his FUNGAL AXIS lackeys.
Victory shall be ours, no matter the cost.
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*sends assassins to find and terminate Shroom Man 777*
Zor wrote:50-1,000 posts (or having a negative custom title) -Dutchy
-An island between 7,500 Square KM
-Either 250,000 people at a first world level of income or 500,000 at a second world level
-A military of 1,000-2,500 personel (depending on US) and a basic fleet of a couple of Patrol boats and choppers for naval policing. You can de-militerize if so you desire, as is the case with every one of these nations.
-Able to meet local demands for basic foodstuffs, as well as having a single industry/resource export of note, GDP $6,250,000,000 USD per year
5,001-20,000 regular posters, Senators and mods minimum-Tsardom
-Total Land Area, 500,000 square kilometers
-Population: 30 million first world
-Military, 400,000 personel, Comprable armored/motorized deployment to double the Royal Army, 300 Jet Fighters, 20 Arleigh Burke-class Destroyers, 60 Halifax Class Frigates and 20 modern Diesel submarines
-Able to produce enough food for export, with industry capable of producing largescale goods such as cars, modern arms industry and shipbuilding, GPD-$750,000,000,000 USD per year
The Grand Duchy of Vanaheim approves of this measure and will support the construction of Excalibur and Stonehenge type devices to protect it's aerospace from any large spaceborne rocks. In return, we offer the use of our universities for your mad scientists to further their knowledge in the field of insane science.Starglider wrote:The Technoutopian Confederation will divert all available resources to Mad Science, which for the purposes of this RAR I define as trying to build as many of the insane superweapons and superplanes from the Ace Combat series as possible.