His IP address is 24.241.96.234.

Seriously, shut the fuck up right now. Your idiocy is starting to piss me off. You expect us to waste our time filling in what are obviously enormous gaps in your scientific knowledge? Gee, why don't you just ask for free fucking tutoring of all the science between grades 5 and 12?

Missouri. Depressing but unsurprising?

Not too surprising, but I'm sure there are plenty of people in Missouri who are much smarter than this kid.

I'm fairly sure they do. I hear most of them even know how to flush toilets.

He's probably a kiddie. I could certainly see my ten-year-old self saying something like this, because at that age I didn't know the difference between knowing of things and actually knowing them - see his link to a Wikipedia article about quasars.

Alternatively, he's a troll, but that's always a possibility.

If he's a ten year old, he shouldn't be signed up here. We have a minimum age of 13.

But come on - he seriously asked what would happen if you combined a graviton and a photon. You've got to pay that.

My brain feels like it's bleeding as I try and comprehend that.

(Of course, technically, I know the answer, if we use the 'Gravitons as connectors' idea: The photon rides the gravitational curve in accordance with, oh, basic physics.)

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Out Of Context theatre: Ron Paul has repeatedly said he's not a racist. - Destructinator XIII on why Ron Paul isn't racist.

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Debator Classification: Trollhunter

Somehow, I don't think that's what he was thinking. That's what makes it so awesome.

Wasn't that an episode of Voyager?

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As I said. My brain is bleeding. It's the 80's all over again.

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Manic Progressive: A liberal who violently swings from anger at politicos to despondency over them.

Out Of Context theatre: Ron Paul has repeatedly said he's not a racist. - Destructinator XIII on why Ron Paul isn't racist.

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Debator Classification: Trollhunter

Um..don't we have members who are younger than that?

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

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We need a *head Explodes* smiley for this kind of stuff. okay I need one, any idea?

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"Everything they've ever "known" has been proven to be wrong. A thousand years ago everybody knew as a fact, that the earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, they knew it was flat. Fifteen minutes ago, you knew we humans were alone on it. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow."
-Agent Kay, Men In Black

Jesus, reading this guy's posts is just embarrassing. You don't have to even have to be scientifically knowledgable to see the bullshit, with this guy tagging the word "Super" on to everything.

Look kid, it's alright if you don't know as much about science as some of the other people here. Most people don't. But please, don't ever fucking talk about things that you have no understanding of. Even if you never pick up an actual science book, you would do better to just keep your mouth shut about these things.

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"I've already laid out rules for this thread that we're not going to make these evidential demands"- Dark Moose on supporting your claims

We don't, unless you mean 13. There was one, 'Jazz Intern', who turned out to be like 12 IIRC. He kinda dropped off the face of the board though...

It causes a rip in the space-time continuum causing your parents to remember to use contraception so you're never born.

Pardon me, Mr. Ryker, but are you nuts?

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Oil an emergency?! It's about time, Brigadier, that the leaders of this planet of yours realised that to remain dependent upon a mineral slime simply doesn't make sense.
—The Doctor "Terror Of The Zygons" (1975)

I'm just sweeping this to Hall of Shame, not because it's trolling but it so belongs there.

I have to admit, that was almost like poetry.

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"And besides, who cares if a monster destroys Australia?"

Come on, you guys. Everyone knows that using the inverted linear coefficient formula you could use two particle accelerators (preferably one in Mexico City and another located in Ulan Bator) to collide a graviton and a photon, which will not just release super amount of energy but alter the value of pi within 218 kilometers of the collision to 3.17734. This is of course nothing when super compared to a super collision between a super graviton and a super horseradish.

Ok, my knowledge on particle physics is like next to nothing, but how could a graviton and photon possibly "combine"? Neither has any mass to combine. The other thing is since they both are thought to mediate the behaviour of different fundamental forces which don't interact since the very early stages post the big bang, so I am not sure how there would be a reaction.

Perhaps someone more knowledgeable can explain what else is wrong with his question. And yes I also had the temptation to answer sarcastically using words such as subspace or quantum in the explanation, but I thought I might learn a bit more if I just posted what I thought was wrong with the question.

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Hero : Aren’t I an orphan?
Master : No. <Insert details here>. BTW, your parents were killed by the Master of the girl you like. So you can’t marry her now.
Hero : Noooo
I describe this as soap opera with Chinese characteristics and I love it.

A rare gem of pure nonsense condensed in a ball of super-idiocy.

But I can't believe this guy is real. A joke, more likely.

As the NUWS official Anti-Poet, and a Horseman, that does mean it's my job twice over to stamp down on this crap

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The very existence of gravitons is still under debate, as far as I know. Unless there's been some new papers verifying them in the last few years I'm completely unaware of. Oh, and Ryker's mom isn't putting out nearly enough. That's another problem with his question.