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If a man said he was the messiah would you listen to him or turn him away?

Listen to him
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8%
Turn him away
18
15%
No one can save this world
9
8%
George Bush is the way I follow him
12
10%
I dont believe in the messiah
67
57%
Once terrorisum is defeated all will be ok, that is my savior
2
2%
 
Total votes: 117

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Zero132132 wrote:Strange... will we still ban the stupid fuck, now that he's gone?
Now now, saying you're going to go and actually GOING are two very, very different things.
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Jake99 wrote:I can see that you like the direction that leads you so hang in there I have better things to do than be insulted. And go to Messiah.org for a more professionally written opinion of your systems and leadership. I am the star you wish to destroy, but you cannot.
Who said anything about destroying you? None of wants to destroy you. We just want to tell you what an idiot and a liar you are.
Trekies your all the same. Jake99@hotmail.com
All Trekkies tell you that you're a nutcase? That's interesting. Have you tried polling other groups, such as Warsies, D&D players, anime fans ... and mental health professionals?
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Jake99 wrote:I can see that you like the direction that leads you so hang in there I have better things to do than be insulted.
Like ... saving Hostess from the evil capitalist pig-demons?
And go to Messiah.org for a more professionally written opinion of your systems and leadership.
I went there; it's as full of shit as you are, which is saying a hell of a lot.
I am the star you wish to destroy, but you cannot.
You know, this reminds me of a childrens' story:
"'I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I -- shit!' The Little Engine That Could suddenly, in a rending gasp of overheated metal, became the Little Engine That Tried."

That is going to be you, someday, when you realize just how fucking wrong you are.
Trekies your all the same. Jake99@hotmail.com
Fuck off, asshole. I'm not a Trekkie; I'm not even a fully-qualified warsie.

Oh, hey, the email address reminds me of something: isn't hypothetically signing hypothetical people up for hypothetical donkey pr0n somebody around here's hypothetical specialty (RAR! of course...)? :twisted:
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Jake99 wrote:I can see that you like the direction that capitalism leads you so hang in there; if my rantings, insulting behavior, and broken-record spouting won't persuade you, nothing will. I have better things to do than be insulted, like kiss managerial ass, eat twinkies, and stand outside courtrooms in a threatening manner, for great justice!. And go to Messiah.org for a more professionally deluded written opinion of my ass. While I admit your systems are incredibly superior to my own delusional propositions, I can achieve communism by giving amazing blowjobs and snoboard games to the country's leadership. I am the arrogant porn star you always hated, but never could kill. You may wish to destroy me, and throw me in jail for my blatant stupidity, but you cannot, because my satanic sexual skills guarantees me a release from jail every time to make this world a utopia. Hardcore delusional Trekkies suck cock pretty well; on the other hand, your non-Trekkie arguments, all with the same magic +5 power of reality, are irrefutable evidence against my delusional rantings. Sign me up for donkey hardcore porn at Jake99@hotmail.com !!
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Sounds like little Jimmy's mommy and daddy only love winners. I wonder if the point where he snapped was when they told him he wasn't good enough working at the job they got him at Hostess.
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Mark S wrote:Sounds like little Jimmy's mommy and daddy only love winners. I wonder if the point where he snapped was when they told him he wasn't good enough working at the job they got him at Hostess.
For some reason I'm reminded of that scene in Meet the Fockers where they show off the trophy case with 8th place trophies and 10th place ribbons.
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Darth Wong wrote: Who said anything about destroying you? None of wants to destroy you. We just want to tell you what an idiot and a liar you are.
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2 of my brothers would compete very well with Aggassi at the college level and they both had bigger serves. My other brother is the best ping pong player I ever saw. The trophies from my siblings and I go from little league to college to ametuer tornaments and many are sugnificant silver bowls. Tennis, racquet ball, squash, platform tennis, golf, archery, bicycles, volleyball, karate, billiards, football, baseball, diving and probably many more that I am not aware of. We play every sport at a high level but we only have time to compete at a few. If you are looking for the best chess players, top 10 college grads, most likely to succeed, most successful or the best rock and roll musicians again pick from my family. My sister won the Boston Globe award for most valuable high school volleyball player in the state and shes only 5'8". None of your athletes compete at the level that we do. Mark Magwire may hit bigger home runs but not by much and we do it on a balanced diet not steroids. The only reason I have trouble posting here is the vulgarity, if you dont like what I talk about please leave and find something better to do. George Bush kills to solve problems, which just get worse every day, I just solve problems without killing and I succeed every time. I hear he was a cheerleader and he has never run a business. I say he is a coward and an idiot.
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Jake99 wrote:I say he is a coward and an idiot.
Wow, something I actually agree with. Congratulations.
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2 of my brothers would compete very well with Aggassi at the college level and they both had bigger serves.
(cough)Familywankfantasy(/cough)
My other brother is the best ping pong player I ever saw.
I just know that something twisted is going to come out of this when Surlethe edits it.
The trophies from my siblings and I go from little league to college to ametuer tornaments and many are sugnificant silver bowls.
I'm thinking that english is not your strongest asset... neither is reality...
Tennis, racquet ball, squash, platform tennis, golf, archery, bicycles, volleyball, karate, billiards, football, baseball, diving and probably many more that I am not aware of.
At least you didn't butcher my version of Football (soccer)
We play every sport at a high level but we only have time to compete at a few. If you are looking for the best chess players, top 10 college grads, most likely to succeed, most successful or the best rock and roll musicians again pick from my family.
Should this be taken as an appeal to authority?
My sister won the Boston Globe award for most valuable high school volleyball player in the state and shes only 5'8". None of your athletes compete at the level that we do.
(cough)Bullshit(/cough)

Plus: Isn't height only truly applicable to Basketball?
Mark Magwire may hit bigger home runs but not by much and we do it on a balanced diet not steroids. The only reason I have trouble posting here is the vulgarity, if you dont like what I talk about please leave and find something better to do.
We would, but flaming you is so much more fun! :twisted: c
George Bush kills to solve problems, which just get worse every day, I just solve problems without killing and I succeed every time.
Problems such as everyday life aren't applicable in this instance...

Dumbarse.
I hear he was a cheerleader and he has never run a business. I say he is a coward and an idiot.
Ahem... he has never ran a business? He may not have ran it very well... but he still bloody ran it...

The cheerleader is too funny a mental image to refute to be fair.
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Jake99 wrote: Blah blah blah blah bloobeldy blah

Wow, more unsubstantiated wanking. Why am I not surprised?
Jake99 wrote:The only reason I have trouble posting here is the vulgarity, if you dont like what I talk about please leave and find something better to do.
I honestly don't know whether to laugh or cry. This is the way we do things around here, fuckknuckle. If you don't like it, YOU leave!
Jake99 wrote:George Bush kills to solve problems, which just get worse every day,
Wow, we agree.
Jake99 wrote:I just solve problems without killing and I succeed every time.
:wanker:
Jake99 wrote:I hear he was a cheerleader
Dear god, I think I've gone blind! Quick, Twinkie Messiah, cure me!
Jake99 wrote:and he has never run a business. I say he is a coward and an idiot.
Pot, meet kettle. Kettle, meet pot.

Speaking of Pot, where do you get yours? It's some strong shit.
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Jake99 wrote:2 of my brothers would compete very well with Aggassi at the college level and they both had bigger serves. My other brother is the best ping pong player I ever saw. The trophies from my siblings and I go from little league to college to ametuer tornaments and many are sugnificant silver bowls. Tennis, racquet ball, squash, platform tennis, golf, archery, bicycles, volleyball, karate, billiards, football, baseball, diving and probably many more that I am not aware of. We play every sport at a high level but we only have time to compete at a few. If you are looking for the best chess players, top 10 college grads, most likely to succeed, most successful or the best rock and roll musicians again pick from my family. My sister won the Boston Globe award for most valuable high school volleyball player in the state and shes only 5'8". None of your athletes compete at the level that we do. Mark Magwire may hit bigger home runs but not by much and we do it on a balanced diet not steroids. The only reason I have trouble posting here is the vulgarity, if you dont like what I talk about please leave and find something better to do. George Bush kills to solve problems, which just get worse every day, I just solve problems without killing and I succeed every time. I hear he was a cheerleader and he has never run a business. I say he is a coward and an idiot.
What does this have to do with you being the light and the way? Even if all this is true, which I doubt, the fact that you think a diatribe of your family's physical prowess puts you in line with being the bringer of God's word is just sad. You do so want to be loved, don't you.

So you think you fit a prophecy about the coming of Christ eh? Well isn't the anti-christ supposed to come as well? My name is derived from the god of war's name, my initials spell MARS (his name), everyone of my other names has to do with war or conquest (purely coincidental on my parents' part), I was born an Aries (the god of war) in the year of the dragon (the devil is sometimes refered to as a dragon in Revelations, isn't he?). Does all this foretell me as the angery God of War himself incarnate?

Boy, feasting on the blood of all these metaphorical wars you say you fight must be what is giving the god of war a jelly roll around the mid-section.
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Ummm George Bush HAS ran businesses before, not necessarily very well mind you.
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Jake99 wrote:2 of my brothers would compete very well with Aggassi at the college level and they both had bigger serves. My other brother is the best ping pong player I ever saw. The trophies from my siblings and I go from little league to college to ametuer tornaments and many are sugnificant silver bowls. Tennis, racquet ball, squash, platform tennis, golf, archery, bicycles, volleyball, karate, billiards, football, baseball, diving and probably many more that I am not aware of. We play every sport at a high level but we only have time to compete at a few. If you are looking for the best chess players, top 10 college grads, most likely to succeed, most successful or the best rock and roll musicians again pick from my family. My sister won the Boston Globe award for most valuable high school volleyball player in the state and shes only 5'8". None of your athletes compete at the level that we do. Mark Magwire may hit bigger home runs but not by much and we do it on a balanced diet not steroids.
Let's see some names then. Let's see some articles. Let's see some pictures.
The only reason I have trouble posting here is the vulgarity, if you dont like what I talk about please leave and find something better to do.
So the newbie is telling us to bugger off. HA HA HA.

Here's a link for you kiddo:

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George Bush kills to solve problems, which just get worse every day, I just solve problems without killing and I succeed every time. I hear he was a cheerleader and he has never run a business. I say he is a coward and an idiot.
Yeah, Bush is a moron. That doesn't make you a genius, though.
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Jake99 wrote: George Bush kills to solve problems, which just get worse every day, I just solve problems without killing and I succeed every time. I hear he was a cheerleader and he has never run a business. I say he is a coward and an idiot.
Yet as big of a fucking moron as Bush is, he has accomplished far more than you ever have, so what does that say about your level of uber-tardation?
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(cough)Bullshit(/cough)

Plus: Isn't height only truly applicable to Basketball?
Height is actually important for volleyball, especially when you need to cover at the net. Minimum height for women's volleyball is generally considered 5'9.
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Jake99 wrote::wanker: :wanker: :wanker:
You're full of shit, asshole. Why don't you produce some real evidence?
The only reason I have trouble posting here is the vulgarity...
You'd better get fucking used to it, you lying shitstained flake of dried cuntdrizzle.
...if you dont like what I talk about please leave and find something better to do.
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You haven't persuaded anyone, and I, among others, have shot your arguments down time and time again; you haven't even managed to come up with a coherent rebuttal, let alone actually refuting our points. Broken-record spouting doesn't accomplish anything here, Mr -5 vs reality.
George Bush kills to solve problems, which just get worse every day, I just solve problems without killing and I succeed every time. I hear he was a cheerleader and he has never run a business. I say he is a coward and an idiot.
Good for you, moron. Let's see evidence for these trumped-up claims of "succeed every time".
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Jake99 wrote:2 of my brothers would compete very well with Aggassi at the college level and they both had bigger serves. My other brother is the best ping pong player I ever saw. The trophies from my siblings and I go from little league to college to ametuer tornaments and many are sugnificant silver bowls. Tennis, racquet ball, squash, platform tennis, golf, archery, bicycles, volleyball, karate, billiards, football, baseball, diving and probably many more that I am not aware of. We play every sport at a high level but we only have time to compete at a few. If you are looking for the best chess players, top 10 college grads, most likely to succeed, most successful or the best rock and roll musicians again pick from my family. My sister won the Boston Globe award for most valuable high school volleyball player in the state and shes only 5'8". None of your athletes compete at the level that we do. Mark Magwire may hit bigger home runs but not by much and we do it on a balanced diet not steroids.
Sounds like you're the real underachiever of the family.
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Jake99 wrote:We play every sport at a high level but we only have time to compete at a few. If you are looking for the best chess players, top 10 college grads, most likely to succeed, most successful or the best rock and roll musicians again pick from my family. My sister won the Boston Globe award for most valuable high school volleyball player in the state and shes only 5'8". None of your athletes compete at the level that we do.
You know what the funny thing is? You're so wrong it's not even funny. We have 2 national level swimmers here. They went to Princeton and won more swim meets than I can count. And unlike your family members, you can look them up and see every event they've won.
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Jake99 wrote:2 of my brothers would compete very well with Aggassi at the college level and they both had bigger serves. My other brother is the best ping pong player I ever saw. The trophies from my siblings and I go from little league to college to ametuer tornaments and many are sugnificant silver bowls. Tennis, racquet ball, squash, platform tennis, golf, archery, bicycles, volleyball, karate, billiards, football, baseball, diving and probably many more that I am not aware of. We play every sport at a high level but we only have time to compete at a few. If you are looking for the best chess players, top 10 college grads, most likely to succeed, most successful or the best rock and roll musicians again pick from my family. My sister won the Boston Globe award for most valuable high school volleyball player in the state and shes only 5'8". None of your athletes compete at the level that we do. Mark Magwire may hit bigger home runs but not by much and we do it on a balanced diet not steroids. The only reason I have trouble posting here is the vulgarity, if you dont like what I talk about please leave and find something better to do. George Bush kills to solve problems, which just get worse every day, I just solve problems without killing and I succeed every time. I hear he was a cheerleader and he has never run a business. I say he is a coward and an idiot.
I await when you tell us, that your father went back in time, taught Kung Fu to the Shaolin monks via mediatation.

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His repeated claims of absolute success are odd, considering that he's not met his goal at all here. Not one single person here has been convinced of this fellow.
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All I have to say about this thread is

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Not nearly strong enough.

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Pcm979 wrote:Not nearly strong enough.

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