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I don't know, right now it seems like the perfect time to engage in some old fashion idiot bashing. i personally have stayed to the side as I have my ahdns full with DarkStar here and back "home" at ASVS still I will mention that when i saw this dude's first post my only thought was "this is gonna be one long fucking day." - Lewis Black.
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I was going to make some long winded post about just how difficult it would NOT be for a space faring civilization as old as the Empires, to enter uncharted territory and start gathering info quite effortlessly. But after reading through 7 pages, I came to the realization that the effort would be wasted on JC and his many schizophrenic (sp?) personalities/friends. Oh well.
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Captain Hornblower wrote:I was going to make some long winded post about just how difficult it would NOT be for a space faring civilization as old as the Empires, to enter uncharted territory and start gathering info quite effortlessly. But after reading through 7 pages, I came to the realization that the effort would be wasted on JC and his many schizophrenic (sp?) personalities/friends. Oh well.
If anyone out there needs proof of the existence of multiple personality disorder (if that is sitll the PC name for it) I think they can be redirected to this thread.
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Dont bother revealing your true identity or identities.If you want to play the game this way fine.I could care less about how many IPs and such you have.There are very few things I hate one of them being mule headed idiots.So my solution is this ignore him all he wants is attention and he is doing what he can to get it.So John Clark just go away.
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John Clark there is no excuse for going so pyschotically far as to attempt to actually call somebody at home just because of a stupid website. It's just sci-fi, FICTION i.e. made up, nonexistant FAKE, an entertaining diversion. You are not only a disgrace to Star Trek fans, but serious sci-fi fans in general. You deserve every flame you get just for trying to bug a somebody, even Wong in the real world.

If you want to discredit Wong, you are going about it the wrong way. Get yourself a few long titled degrees and prove him wrong through pure, hard science and back it up with these qualifications, not nitpicking.

As for the Vong having no navigation problems, they had infiltrators in the SW galaxy long before their invasion. Nom Anor is one example, as is that Yomin Carr, that guy on Ex Gal (the names are fresh in my head because I was re-reading Vector Prime a while back) is a second.

Also Clark, trying to sound ominous and intimidating isn't working nor will it ever work. Nobody takes somebody like that seriously, the only way to be taken seriously is to actually act serious instead of constructing some elaborate sinister mythology around yourself. This is not Star Trek and you are not Section 31, you are not "acting in the best interests of the Federation", quite to the contrary, this is real life and you are hurting those of us who are trying to discuss this topic in a civilized manner and damn you for doing it because there are damn few of us on this board and having fanatical little weasels like you in existence just makes the rest of us look bad.[/img]
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Made this in honor of John.
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"Made this in honor of John."

Aw... you shouldn't have...! :D
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John, the Unknown Regions may not be as big as the entire AQ, but it's stilll big (35 times that of the 1000 world Empire) It took 6 years (IIRC between ESB and Thrawn triology) and they were CONQUERING it.




And IIRC a quote from the ESB novel says something about Luke going into uncharteted territory.
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Wong, please post this cowards IP, or send it to me by mail or PM
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John Clark wrote:
I'm starting to think this guy doesn't know what he thinks...
Umm...just b/c you don't know what I think doesn't mean I don't know what i Think you stupid fool That's illogical.

Reveal your true identity, ASU coward.


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Mr. B wrote:I guess party schools only let in creationist trekkies who have a GPA of .2 from high school.
In all fairness to ASU, there is a possibility that JC may not be a student, but instead the guy that serves the mystery meat at the school cafeteria.



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Perhaps he's the guy who serves the mystery meat, and the guy who scrubs the urinals.
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USAF Ace wrote:Perhaps he's the guy who serves the mystery meat, and the guy who scrubs the urinals.
Don't you need some sort of qualifications for that? Like being able to think and breath at the same time.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:Don't you need some sort of qualifications for that? Like being able to think and breath at the same time.
Heh, at least I'm trying to make sense of this! I don't see you coming up with anything better.





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My god how easy would it be to end this? This thread has gone so far off it is useless, delete it. If JC will not cooperate ban him. To JC, look morons, Mike does not respect anyone who hides behind fake identities, so if you would just give him a real e-mail/names he and you could debate every point you have to make. While i believe he would offer sufficient rebuttals for most of them, he might correct some minor errors which really are just nitpicks that do not affect the conclusions.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
USAF Ace wrote:Perhaps he's the guy who serves the mystery meat, and the guy who scrubs the urinals.
Don't you need some sort of qualifications for that? Like being able to think and breath at the same time.
No the needed qualification are not to breath and think b/c if they think and breath in the urinals and the mystery meat..they'll die by the recognition of the awful smell..

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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
USAF Ace wrote:Perhaps he's the guy who serves the mystery meat, and the guy who scrubs the urinals.
Don't you need some sort of qualifications for that? Like being able to think and breath at the same time.
Betcha John can't rub his belly and scratch his head at the same time. :lol:
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Oh, I don't think ASU is THAT bad. My friend went there for a campus tour, and he said that they were the 16th ranked school in the country where the students don't have to study. :roll:

Incidentally, he chose NOT to apply there.
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I wonder what new and exciting bullshit John will have tonight.

Taking bets on if this ASU coward will reveal himself. 3,189,873 to 1.
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anarchistbunny wrote: I wonder what new and exciting bullshit John will have tonight.

Taking bets on if this ASU coward will reveal himself. 3,189,873 to 1.

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If you want to discredit Wong, you are going about it the wrong way. Get yourself a few long titled degrees and prove him wrong through pure, hard science and back it up with these qualifications, not nitpicking.

No, that's the point: Wong simply will not admit his errors, even when they're pointed out to him as we've done.

That's why we're flaming him -- because he's an intellectual bully, a pretentious cockroach who belittles others for their mistakes while vehemently refusing to acknowledge his own errors, whether they're trivial or cataclysmic. He is, in short, a myopic fucking hypocrite, and he'll either own up to his own mistakes or continue to suffer whatever mental torment or public humiliation we choose to dispense.

The sad and terrible thing is, it's not beneath his dignity to admit he made a mistake -- yet he stubbornly refuses to acknowledge even the slightest error on his own part, even to save his Web Board.

Eventually, he'll realize that the only way for him to be rid of us, his "Michael Wong/Star Destroyer.Net Anti-Fan Club", is to terminate the Board itself. IP Cloaks, router spoofing, remailers... and since a couple of us ourselves are skip tracers, we know how to find people, and (more importantly in this instance) how not to be found.

Mike has only 3 options... either he owns up to the fact that he made a mistake, he terminates the board or he lives with us. And there are more of us every day.

Plain and simple: the guy's a bully and a bigot. He's being treated like one. Tough shit for him if he can't change his ways.
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My, aren't we arrogant.

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Spanky The Dolphin wrote: My, aren't we arrogant.

Fuck off, ass hole.
Just ignore him. Without an audience hopefully he will kill himself.
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Good idea.

Initiate ASVS Final Solution.
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Good idea.

Initiate ASVS Final Solution.
Funny, I don't smell any gas yet... oh! Wait! Nope... I guess that's just Wong's Monkeys I smell.
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