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Buy a Map. Where? You think there are Circle K's all over empty space? Use a Telescope. Which direction would you look? Probots. Which direction will they go? How far can they go, and how fast at sublight?
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Does this coward realize that there are light years seperating stars.

The Imperials could go light yesrs before hitting anything even remotly dangerous. And who gives a fuck if the Imperials lose a scout. Thats why they are scouts, they are expendable. And all the Empire has to do is capture the memory core of any freighter, starship, station, colony, or public library to find a decent star chart.


Reveal your true identity ASU coward.


Answer my questions coward.

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John Clark wrote:Buy a Map. Where? You think there are Circle K's all over empty space?


Microjump until you find a ship.
Use a Telescope. Which direction would you look?



Everywhere!


Probots.
Which direction will they go? How far can they go, and how fast at sublight?
1. Everywhere.
2. They can send info at least 50 ly. range probably more.
3. Hyperspace.
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You continue to ignore other people's posts.
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Dumbass, I brought up THREE examples for why this is not the case.

1. Yuuzhan Vong move at hyperspace speeds. In Rebel Stand & Rebel Dream, it seems that they do use hyperspace. This is an example of a group conquering a HUGE tract of territory that they had no maps for in a small amount of time.


This is also a group whose abilities are not in question, and whose abilities are, further, entirely irrelevant. The Huuuver Bong are not the Empire.

2. Hapes Cluster. Had no contact with either Republic or the Empire before Courtship, yet it represented no significant navigational obstacle.
And WTF is a "courtship", and was the Hapes Cluster being invaded?
3. Thrawn's conquering of the Unknown Regions in less than a decade. That is a HUGE tract of unmapped territory, and the problem was not in mapping it, but with defeating the powers that resided within it.

You responded to ONE of those (the first one, by saying that the YV were not the Empire and that Imperial technology was worse/different, I could not figure out which), and now you conclude by saying that your original point is valid? WTF! This is not a Catch-22. In any case, your response was weak to that SINGLE point. You still have not responded to either of the others.
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Clark this is your LAST warning. You have continued to flame members and a moderator despite warnings. You have threatened to spam the boards if you are banned.
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"Courtship" refers to The Courtship of Princess Leia, a novel set about 4 years after ROTJ.
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Mr. B wrote:Does this coward realize that there are light years seperating stars.

The Imperials could go light yesrs before hitting anything even remotly dangerous. >>>>>[And how many light years per hour do ISD's travel? Quite a few, if I'm not mistaken. So they can, what? Stay in HS for about 12 minutes before hitting a moon and going "Boom!"?]<<<<< And who gives a fuck if the Imperials lose a scout. Thats why they are scouts, they are expendable. >>>>>[Yeah, no reason for them to actually get that information back to their commanders, now is there?]<<<<< And all the Empire has to do is capture the memory core of any freighter, starship, station, colony, or public library to find a decent star chart. >>>>>[Yep, and that star chart would give them enough information to track real-time military movements, to assess fleet strengths, and -- wait -- nope, that's only in your mindless little Warsie masturbatory fanboy fantasy.]<<<<<


Reveal your true identity ASU coward.

>>>>>[Why don't you track us down, Boy Wonder?]<<<<<


Answer my questions coward.

>>>>>[Grenade's in your court now, Lightnin'.]<<<<<

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Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:Clark this is your LAST warning. You have continued to flame members and a moderator despite warnings. You have threatened to spam the boards if you are banned.
Okay, then ban me and find out I'm serious.

This is your last warning, Pawn. Threaten to ban this ident again, and we'll make sure the board goes down. Ban us, and we'll ban you. All of you.
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Next time post right.

John Clark wrote: And how many light years per hour do ISD's travel? Quite a few, if I'm not mistaken. So they can, what? Stay in HS for about 12 minutes before hitting a moon and going "Boom!"?

Engage for a few seconds, then drop out.


Yeah, no reason for them to actually get that information back to their commanders, now is there?

He was talking about you could lose a few yet still get info.

Yep, and that star chart would give them enough information to track real-time military movements, to assess fleet strengths, and -- wait -- nope, that's only in your mindless little Warsie masturbatory fanboy fantasy.

It gets a location of Fed planets. You scout each and attack.
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John Clark wrote:
Mr. B wrote:Does this coward realize that there are light years seperating stars.

The Imperials could go light yesrs before hitting anything even remotly dangerous. >>>>>[And how many light years per hour do ISD's travel? Quite a few, if I'm not mistaken. So they can, what? Stay in HS for about 12 minutes before hitting a moon and going "Boom!"?]<<<<< And who gives a fuck if the Imperials lose a scout. Thats why they are scouts, they are expendable. >>>>>[Yeah, no reason for them to actually get that information back to their commanders, now is there?]<<<<< And all the Empire has to do is capture the memory core of any freighter, starship, station, colony, or public library to find a decent star chart. >>>>>[Yep, and that star chart would give them enough information to track real-time military movements, to assess fleet strengths, and -- wait -- nope, that's only in your mindless little Warsie masturbatory fanboy fantasy.]<<<<<


Reveal your true identity ASU coward.

>>>>>[Why don't you track us down, Boy Wonder?]<<<<<


Answer my questions coward.

>>>>>[Grenade's in your court now, Lightnin'.]<<<<<

C'mon, I'll take on all of ya.

The moon would pull them out of hyperspace.

Probe droids tranmit before being destroyed.

Getting a regular chart would leadthem to a Fed base where there are military quality charts that would tell where the Starships are.

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John Clark wrote:
Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:Clark this is your LAST warning. You have continued to flame members and a moderator despite warnings. You have threatened to spam the boards if you are banned.
Okay, then ban me and find out I'm serious.

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John Clark wrote: Okay, then ban me and find out I'm serious.

This is your last warning, Pawn. Threaten to ban this ident again, and we'll make sure the board goes down. Ban us, and we'll ban you. All of you.


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Getting a regular chart would leadthem to a Fed base where there are military quality charts that would tell where the Starships are.

And would also blow their element of surprise all to shit. They would be forced into an engagement with no preparation whatsoever. Their cover, as it were, would be: Shot. To. Fuck.
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'Night for now, kids. I expect to hear good things about me when I get back!
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John Clark wrote:Getting a regular chart would leadthem to a Fed base where there are military quality charts that would tell where the Starships are.

And would also blow their element of surprise all to shit. They would be forced into an engagement with no preparation whatsoever. Their cover, as it were, would be: Shot. To. Fuck.


Why would they need the element of suprise? The overwealming firepower, industrial and speed advantages make conquest all too easy.
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John Clark wrote: Getting a regular chart would leadthem to a Fed base where there are military quality charts that would tell where the Starships are.

And would also blow their element of surprise all to shit. They would be forced into an engagement with no preparation whatsoever. Their cover, as it were, would be: Shot. To. Fuck.
Yeah a shame because then the Empire would invade in full force and kill every lasy red shirt in the Federation.
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John Clark wrote:'Night for now, kids. I expect to hear good things about me when I get back!



You might be banned when you get online again, depending on what people think.
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http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame63.html
http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame67.html

Which flame warrior best fits JC?

I think one of the above, any other suggestions?
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Clark, why exactly do you want to this board to go down? Are you really that pathetic that you would attept to ruin everybody's FUN because you're such a fucking SORE LOSER?

I don't get the reasoning behind your "plan".
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TheDarkling wrote:http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame63.html
http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame67.html

Which flame warrior best fits JC?

I think one of the above, any other suggestions?
First one.
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Clark, why exactly do you want to this board to go down? Are you really that pathetic that you would attept to ruin everybody's FUN because you're such a fucking SORE LOSER?

I don't get the reasoning behind your "plan".
Spanky that was funny as hell. Especially with your picture.

GAT, I agree with your comments about the element of surprise. Who needs it when you outgun your enemies a thousand to one ship-for-ship, outnumber them by similar margins, and are hundreds of times faster.
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Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:
John Clark wrote:'Night for now, kids. I expect to hear good things about me when I get back!



You might be banned when you get online again, depending on what people think.
You've been given the green light already, haven't you GAT? Go ahead, ban us. Then kiss the board goodbye.
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